Awww, c'mon guys... he was serious askin yer opinions. LOL F*ckin "Gay Fellers" LOL DAMN THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
OK, you asked for it... (there may be some doubles here) Christ Punchers Toughest Guys In The World Kustom Kar Klub (all the members wear matching pointy white hats) The DeFenders (all fenderless rods) Wide Whites (all fat caucasian guys) Cuff Guys Pompadour Pals Electric Fans (all battery powered cars) Tudors Down (all chopped sedans) The Just like it was in the Fifties Bro's The Complete Axles Dumbshifts Shiftheads The ******s (tight skirts and a roll of duct tape issued to each member) More-Ons (lots of added accessories) The We'll Kick Your ***'s Bias Guys Von Dutch Ovens Hood Ornaments (the logo is just a pompadour, get it) Pissed N Broke Sock Hop Homos Prettiest Pompadors Cross Members (all angry guys) Dumb As A Sack Of HAMBers Drag Queens (see ******s) Shift Faced Brake Dancers Hub Cats ****ing Axles Cross Dressing Steers Pitman Army Fan Belters (punching people with sports jerseys) Broken Studs Grill S****ers Three Piece Hoods (keeps membership to three people) Good Headers Rod Connectors (two crossed ****s...aka sword fighting) Limp Wrist Pins *** Gaskets Low Carbs Hair Cleaners The "I Bet You Can't Punch Me In The Face" Guys No Imaginations The Followers Cross Ram Dressers Dash Holes ***s (simple and to the point) Gas Bags Angel Rust Flat Rusted Chrome Sweet Chrome The Frenchers Flamers Scoop Heads The Iron Cross Skull Choppers Dude, there are millions of 'em The list goes on and on.
how 'bout "The Nimrods" or "The Numbnuts" I'm still cracking up from some of those on "Kirk!'s" list.
Some of these are actually not that bad - No mention or referance to a "*** dumpster" from him either
Some crazy friends of mine in high school wanted to have their picture in the yearbook so they started a club called "the F.U.N.N. club". They had to fill out some paperwork and get a teacher to sponser them, it was hillarious, it didn't even stand for anything...
Now that one is funny! The Rockasilly Pompadorables could be like a cross between smurfs and care bears with cuffed jeans and leather jackets...cartoon land is calling Kirk, I think you could sell this one.
Wow I didn't know hot rod clubs were so gay all of the sudden Kirk those are hillarious though man. As for my profile I just wrote that **** down, it hadn't been decided on yet...still tossing ideas around, hence the post. Looks like Top Cats is on top so far... -Dean
Kirk, you know there are so many good ones I have to steal a few, 'cause you know you can't just be in one club. Damn that was the best list of club names I have ever seen. but the one I have always thought would be great was the "Rainbow Flames". But for some reason I have a new Favorite the "Von Dutchovens", and yes it it one word, and I can be thier leader, this generations Eric Von Zipper,....I can see it now............. Dutch
OK, but serious, the "Ace Hole Drag Barrons" is about perfect!!!! It just needs one more word to make it perfectly over the top and then cool. Maybee the "Hillbilly Ace Hole Drag Barrons"....I don't know you guys play with it....I just know It needs something more. Dutch
The Fabulous Thunderturds The Road Apples The Enzyte Bobs Knob Scobblers ***phault Animals Tool Tuggers Socket Jockeys The Draggons Montezumas Revenge (California Only) Nut Busters Redneck Rodders (it's a Southern thang...lol) Wild Stallions !!! Damn that was a loaded question..........LMAO
From our very own Squirrel in yet another previous post on names I am not really too sorry but I just had to. "here's the artwork to go with the club name I've been trying to get going in town here, but nobody wants to be a member. strange, because they're all ***holes like me"
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