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Pissed In Texas!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BubbaLuv, Feb 7, 2005.

  1. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
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    I'm in for $20!
    hc
     
  2. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
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    Count me in for $50.00
     
  3. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
    Posts: 811

    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    i guess donations wil be accepted :)
     
  4. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
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    Paypal address please Bubba
     
  5. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
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    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    haha!:D
     
  6. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    Antibilly
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    Bubba whats funny meho? Id like to send you Fitty buck via paypal.
     
  7. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
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    And for real!
    I am in for $20.

    This is what the HAMB is all about!

    hc
     
  8. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
    Posts: 811

    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    thanks guys but i'm not asking anyone to send me money. i will however accept bids on a pair of my used bikini briefs seald in a zploc baggy. only worn once.
    let the bidding commence.:)
    b
     
  9. furburger
    Joined: Apr 21, 2004
    Posts: 1

    furburger
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    from TEXAS

    I'm in for $20!
    B-Luv bikini briefs... priceless!
     
  10. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
    Posts: 811

    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    you beter post anintro furburger. i need to know who is bidding on my drawers!
    b
     
  11. grass hopper
    Joined: Aug 8, 2004
    Posts: 377

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    i used these guys on my A just a few months ago. worked out nice got me me ***le fast with in a week and it's shows my ride as a 1928. i say give them a call. there grate.
     
  12. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
    Posts: 5,066

    sodbuster
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    from Kansas

    Could you go after the guy that has the same VIN as you? Just a thought if your numbers are on the motor, he would be the one that is committing fraud. I think that the body even came from Missouri, via Pork&******.

    Chris Nelson
    Kansas
     
  13. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 5,249

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    Man if I was you, I would try to ***le it in Mississippi. I'm told that they will accept something wrote on a tortilla as a ***le.


    Arkansas isn't too bad either.

    Good luck man.
     
  14. LoungeLife
    Joined: Jun 22, 2004
    Posts: 619

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    from Tulsa

    Are tortilla's common legal docs in Mississippi?
     
  15. snortonnorton
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
    Posts: 889

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    from Florida

    ask if texas has a "vin number identification form" that allows you to have a notary (i.e., friend who's a notorary) check the number outside of the DMV's control, get them to approve a number that show's it's pre 54 or whatever, then bring that in for a ***le?
     
  16. texasgreazer
    Joined: Jan 31, 2005
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    I hate to say it but the wife would probably sell my dog for B-Luvs Bikinis. Hey at least I have a way to get her to the shows!!!!!
    TG
     
  17. oldguy829
    Joined: Sep 19, 2005
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    Didn't read all the posts, so this may be a duplicate.
    Had a friend (ahem) with the same problem. He bought a NY registration card for a 192....
    from a guy here on the HAMB. (He has hundreds from an old junk yard that closed) I think it was $125, some years are more. It came with the registration, a letter form NY DMV that quoted their law that pre 1974 vehicles didn't have ***les, just registration. Also came with a blank "body number " tag, (that he later had a trophy shop engrave with the number from the ***le. )
    Went to DMV and asked for "***le transfer only, no plates" Took 5 minutes, no questions asked. 10 days later the texas ***le came in the mail. Went in and bought plates. End of story.
     
  18. Man, its starting to sound like Sweden, i thought we were the best at bureaucracy, but i guess you guys are catching up!
    We have to get inspection and emmision every year for 30y/o and newer, every other year 1951-30y/o, and just once for 1950 and older!
    And they have paperwork stored from the dawn of the automobile, but there are some loopholes left and ways around it!
    But its a consistant Bureaucracy and the same everywere so its easier to learn the rules!
     
  19. Shifty Shifterton
    Joined: Oct 1, 2006
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    DOH! Old thread.

    Die thread, DIE!
     
  20. Elrod
    Joined: Aug 7, 2002
    Posts: 3,566

    Elrod
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    This post is from 2 years ago...
     
  21. 26TCoupe
    Joined: Mar 28, 2006
    Posts: 199

    26TCoupe
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    Yeah, it's true, I love working for the government!
     
  22. ...you forgot that you dont have to know your role... AT ALL! I have NO idea how some of these ***-bags get their jobs. You have to spend half a day jumping through hoops because someone not smart enough to make a sandwhich doesnt know their job.
     
  23. darling
    Joined: Sep 5, 2006
    Posts: 15

    darling
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    While you'll are on the subject of the Texas DMV have any of you'll had to deal with the new "Liarers Act" (Really ! this is what the lady at the DMV called it ) Now when you buy a used car or motor cycle you have to pay tax on the blue book value. So let's say your dear old auntie sells you her 1980 Chevy For $500.00 dollars . You have to pay taxes on the blue book value ! Case in point : I bought a 1984 Moto Guzzi for $2700.00 dollars but when I got to the DMV to change the ***le they charged me tax on $3400.00 dollars because that is the blue book value. I had a receipt from the motor cycle shop where I bought it but it made no difference ! They told me it was because all the undo***ented people in our fine state are buying cars and trucks and then when they would go to pay taxes they would tell the DMV that they only paid $5.00 dollars for the car and then this is all they had to pay taxes on.
     

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