Well My and my girl are doing the deed today. As of 5pm I will have a ring on my finger. So no more chasing girls around unless it is her of course.
THERE'S STILL TIME, SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!! Just kiddin'. Do it man, and best wishes. Don't fear the reaper
No no no, you'll do the deed tonight. It's the first day of the end of your life, but congratulations anyway. -Jesse
Hey you know what kind of food makes women allergic to giving blow jobs? Wedding cake. Congrats dude.
good on ya. we need more people like you around here. you know, the ones who can now no longer purchase vintage tin because they'll be paying off the wedding ring, and then a house, and then kids, and then college for the kids... really, though, it's a good thing.
Do you remember The Little Rascal's He- Man Woman Haters Club? You'll appreciate more from here on out! Best of luck to the both of you.
no matter how cool they are and how they say they will not change you and still let you have your toys, one day it will be between the hot rod and the house and you know the house wins 90% of the time... and dont let her eat the cake. Congrats.
it's your wedding day and you're on the HAMB? that is so cool! congratulations Eric, and best wishes man! Paul
Give the lucky bride a "BIG" kiss....Congrats and my you both have many years of happiness and at least 7 kids!
Congrats!! I got really lucky my second time around. Her dad was a car guy so she knew what to expect. Doesn't mind me playing with cars and spending money on them as long as other parts of our life don't suffer. She's even talking about having me build a mid-60s Falcon as a kustom. If you made a good choice it will be the best day of your life. If not... it's a trip into hell. I've done both!
Congrats man! A PT Cruiser and a poodle are in yer future DO NOT LET HER EAT ANY WEDDING CAKE! It reduces the female sex drive by at least 99%. Then they have the nerve to freeze the top part for a second dose on your first anniversary! I still haven't figured out if the dosage is increased at the top layer or if the freezing process increases the concentration? [ QUOTE ] If you made a good choice it will be the best day of your life. If not... it's a trip into hell. I've done both! [/ QUOTE ] Amen brother! Second time around for me...it's like night and day! Real happy on the second time around! Still dealin' with "problems" from the first from 11 years ago!
the "freezing" of the wedding cake ends up below her belt what the hell, in 3 months i'll have been married 20 LONGFUCKINGYEARS!!!!!!!! just kidding, i can't imagine anyone else putting up with my shit that long... anyway, congratulations and when do i get to like the bride?
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