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New chop pics... This car needs a name.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by DIRTYT, Mar 21, 2007.

  1. Call it Ol #2......

    aint that your second chop?
    Can I make an observation without seeming critical?
    I would stretch the rear qtr windows LENGTH a couple inches,improving the overall look and therefore narrowing the side profile of the rear C pillar.....again- just an opinion.
     
  2. plmczy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,408

    plmczy
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    How about "Cir***sized Chevy" Nice chop, takin the beltline out did it some good. later shawn
     
  3. Jeff J
    Joined: Mar 15, 2007
    Posts: 972

    Jeff J
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    Let's try Hamhevy!!
     
  4. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,980

    Royalshifter
    Moderator
    from California

    "The Scrotum S****er"
     
  5. alleyoop
    Joined: Jan 2, 2007
    Posts: 274

    alleyoop
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    Crime Scene. yellow tape and all when you park,that el make um think,,,,,,,,,,Alleyoop
     
  6. Danimal
    Joined: Apr 23, 2006
    Posts: 4,150

    Danimal
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    Merkin. I think I'm going to name a cat that some day...

    How about the Merkin Goatee!
    Intergalactic Merkin
    Alien Merkin
    Merkin Jerkin
    Jerkin Merkin
    Shaved Merkin
    Merkin Trim
    Trimmed Merkin
     
  7. fuel pump
    Joined: Nov 4, 2001
    Posts: 3,620

    fuel pump
    Member Emeritus
    from Caro,MI

    My $0.02 goes to Drunk Tank. Kinda fits doesn't it Brian :eek: :D
     
  8. Danimal
    Joined: Apr 23, 2006
    Posts: 4,150

    Danimal
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    Yeah, Ethel Merkin! My new favorite...

    I was thinking Martian Merkin as well if you go green but Ethel Merkin has a great ring to it.
     
  9. "Flareup" like the second flareup of the Herpie.:D
     
  10. Finish it then name it, you need the whole thing for a propper name. But Ilike " little chebby "
     
  11. skele4door
    Joined: Feb 11, 2007
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    skele4door
    Member
    from Dallas

    How about "Hot Alex's Upholstery Unit". At least I think that's what all the graffiti on the garage walls says :)
     
  12. DIRTYT
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
    Posts: 3,264

    DIRTYT
    Member
    from Warren,MI

    OK here are the new pics. they dont look very diffrent but now things are welded into place.

    Choprods i take any thing you say very serious and i have been looking at what you said all morning. I just went and got some poster board to make the c-pillar to get a better look at where things are going. I know what i want the car to look like in my head but i have to make sure your not right. Cause i see what your saying and im glad you said something. O yea and its my third chop, herpie, 51 ford and now this. and i got to do some work on the Detroit hamb chop and i learned so much on that car, working with the older more wiser hambers.

    As of right now im not happy with the chop. I feel as though i took more out then i had wanted. If you put a picture of this car next to a pic of the herpie its all most the same chop. I wanted this one to be taller but i will have to work with what i did. Its very hard to get the proportions how i want them when i have no room to step back and look. Thats why i keep pushing it out side but to little to late i guess.

    I may lay the back window down more and just make a herpie clone. i dunno i have alot of staring and thinking to do for the next few hours.

    any way here are more pics.

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    and on a side note here is me in a very small lion costume i found cleaning out my girlfriends moms house last week. Its the greatest thing ever. ive been wearing the hat around all week cause its warm and its bad ***. Fathack bet me i couldnt fit into the costume.. he was right hahaha. It was very painfull and split the boys right down the middle.:eek: :D
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  13. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    Fat Hack
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    from Detroit

    I dunno...I don't think you're too far off the mark. All I did here was fill in da gap with a little paint, and drop the thing a little. I wouldn't bang the gong just yet!!!

    It's on a Good Path...and I ain't lion to ya!!! :D

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  14. Now I have to clean diet dr. pepper off my laptop. That **** stings when it comes out your nose!

    I am PM'ing you a link to the auction where I came accross the patch panels. You car looks like it has almost as much body rust as the fleetline!
     
  15. james
    Joined: May 18, 2001
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    I think the chop looks good, but I think you should always get the stance where you want before you chop. Too much chop on a stock suspension car looks bad. Also, why do you say it's too late? You kept the a pillar peices, right? If you want it taller slice it back apart, "it's only metal" !
     
  16. Danimal
    Joined: Apr 23, 2006
    Posts: 4,150

    Danimal
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    It could be an SS, the Sootikin Special.

    Sootikin isn't in Wikipedia...Google it.
     
  17. Duration
    Joined: Oct 2, 2006
    Posts: 543

    Duration
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    from Wayne, MI

    so wheres fathack in a tin man suit?
     
  18. pimpin paint
    Joined: May 31, 2005
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    pimpin paint
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    from so cal

    Hey,

    Choprods had it correct, put the Cposts on a diet!
    It'll improve the flow by opening up the greenhouse without
    ruinin' the flow of the roof.
    Deep maroon gets my vote on the colour, providing your
    metalwork is up to anything that dark.


    S****ey Devils C.C.
     
  19. Bryan-
    this is just a tidbit,but you think this over [and then do what you want] [Im sure that will win out!-Ha!]
    Cut straight UP thru the front of quarter gl*** frame [just behind the B post].
    Then into roof about an inch and then straight back to rear of roof panel...
    then you can slide "window" back a couple 3 inches ...to your taste...

    Next cut the rear gl*** loose where it was tacked and slide it forwards "into" the roof about 2".
    Add.... some metal BEHIND the rear gl***'s bottom to stretch the area between the trunk and gl***.....it'll look a LOT different....
    Sorry if I am lecturing here-
    Later man!
     
  20. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
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    "Sweet Tang"
     
  21. MercMan1951
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  22. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    Fat Hack
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    from Detroit


    Ha Ha...I think YOU could swing an axe just a little better than I could, Bro...

    ...but maybe with a .41 caliber lobotomy or something I could dumb myself down enough to play the Scarecrow in this silly ***ed world here???

    I could burn up all my hours
    Agreein' with these 'scholars'
    And standin' in the rain
    And my head I'd be bangin'
    While my thoughts were stale and hangin'
    If I only had no brain!

    I wouldn't ponder any riddle
    For any individyule
    And I'd know no pain

    (Dorothy)
    With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
    You could build a ****py Lincoln
    If you only had no brain!

    (Scarecrow)
    Oh, I would tell you why
    Rust and primer are adored
    I could think dumb things I never thunk before
    And then I'd sit and drink some more

    Where once the mood was light and funny
    Now it's all about the money
    So this Oz went down the drain
    I could be so very merry
    A mindless ***********
    If I only had no brain....

    :D
     
  23. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
    Posts: 8,277

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    After seeing the rust along the rockers and the DISTURBING lion outfit.....I'd name the car "Gut Rot" .... hahaha!!!
     
  24. K13
    Joined: May 29, 2006
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    K13
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  25. Duration
    Joined: Oct 2, 2006
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    Duration
    Member
    from Wayne, MI

    lol! i wish i knew the tin man song now!
     
  26. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
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    theHIGHLANDER
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    As for a name...Starship Enterthise.

    I like it. Chop is onto something as well. Nice "touch-up" 'Hack. It works. Don't paint it green. Don't ask why either kuz I don't wanna tell ya. Man one of these days a road trip is definately in order.
     
  27. Slammed88
    Joined: Aug 23, 2005
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    Slammed88
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    from Canada

    LOL. As soon as I saw this, the first thing that came to my mind is that you should name it the "Lion's Den". :D
     
  28. DIRTYT
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
    Posts: 3,264

    DIRTYT
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    from Warren,MI

    Thats the funniest thing ive seen in forever. hahahaha
     
  29. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Ha Ha Ha...here, let me help you out a little!!!! :D


    When a man's an empty kegger
    He shouldn't be a beggar,
    And yet I'm torn apart.
    Just because I'm ***umin'
    That I could out-drink-a-human,
    If I were only at the bar.

    I'd be on a bender -
    I'd drink long and be so mental
    Regarding Love and Farts.
    I'd be friends with bartenders...
    And the boys who run no fenders
    If I were only at the bar.

    Picture me - on a bar stool.
    Outside a voice sings low.
    Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
    How sweet.
    Just to register emotion, drunkeness - devotion,
    And really hit the mark.
    I could stay young and chipper
    And not forget my zipper,
    If I were only at the bar!!!!

    :p ;) :D
     

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