Lets hear funny round up stories... here is one of mine...

My funny story was Sat night, I was standing next to the Continental Club, when this old granmotherly type lady steps to me. Says she,"I'm not a street person, but can I have a dollar, I need to get to blah, blah, blah, to she my grandchildren, blah, blah, blah, my arthritis hurts, yada, yada, yada." Usually, I would have told this relic to fuck off, I'd like to help you, but I'm a Republican, all I have is hundreds, etc., etc. But, she looked honest enough, she didn't stink or anything. Besides, I was in close proximity to some new friends who are fairly liberal, and many others whom I had just met, and I didn't want to seem like more of an asshole than I already am, so I gave her a buck. I turn to my entourage, and they are exasperated, "why did you give that old hag money, you didn't get a blowjob, she didn't even show you her tits!" It ain't easy having pals...

 

Ha ha I locked myself out of my running car... at a stop light... in the middle of a thunderstorm... with a couple of HAMBers behind me, and a line of cars behind them ha ha ha... ha ha...
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