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Truck or wife ?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Chopped26, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. Chopped26
    Joined: May 29, 2006
    Posts: 358

    Chopped26
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    I got a chance to pick up a 55 f-100 y-block truck for 500 bux and its a runner and in real decent shape . My wifes been bitching about all my cars turcks and cycles I got stashed around the place and at this point I dont think she would really understand another but dam 500 bux is cheap . What should I do ???
     
  2. Section 8
    Joined: Mar 22, 2007
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    Section 8
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    from AZ

    Post pictures of both and we can vote.
     
  3. Sam F.
    Joined: Mar 28, 2002
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    Sam F.
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    edit this thread,,post some pics of both and make it a poll
     
  4. Big Tony
    Joined: Mar 29, 2006
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    Damn 500 bucks for a runner and that year ford, i'd have to buy and hide it at a friends house or something, but i know whatcha mean. Good luck... Hey have you ever said i bought it for you.. hehehee
     
  5. Chopped26
    Joined: May 29, 2006
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    Big Tony you think Like me . Monday
     
  6. Chopped26
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    Monday I will post a pic of one or the other lol
     
  7. Royalshifter
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    There is one women to every two men in the world and one 55 F-100 to every 100,000 men. If that helps....Now if she is part of the finances well you are screwed. Also the hand gets pretty rough after a while, in other words it is very hard to be without a lady. But the truck will never talk back. $.02
     
  8. fiat128
    Joined: Jun 26, 2006
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    This is the wrong group to ask that question, they will vote for the truck no matter what (unless "chopped26" is really Kid Rock or whoever Pam is married to at the moment)
     
  9. studhud
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    Buy it and tell her its your friends truck! Thats what I've told my girlfriend and my old man for years! It doesnt reaaly work anymore but its worth a try LTR Dave
     
  10. smalltownspeed
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    All of yall are wrong. Here is what he needs to do:

    1. Choose the wife.

    2. Tell me where the truck is.

    3. Then get rid of the wife.

    4. And buy another truck
     
  11. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
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    TINGLER

    I'll be the voice of reason.

    Maybe you don't need another project.
    Take that $500 and put it into one of your projects you already have.

    Or..........buy the truck and sell something else off to pay for it.......................like the wife's shoe collection. :D :D


    Seriously,
    If she gives you shit, go into the bathroom and count up all the $5 lotions and shit thats laying around. When you reach $500, just look her in the eye and say, I'm getting that damn truck. Be tough. Be strong. Beat yer chest and throw some bannanas around the room.
     
  12. dabirdguy
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    Dunno.....
    Can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
    Is she a good cook?
    What shape is the truck in?

    Glenn
     
  13. SKRTCHSR
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    SKRTCHSR
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    from Cincinnati

    And this, is the word of the -ord!!! Sorry! its Easter...
     
  14. SPEEDBARRONS
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    Just explain that you need the truck to get rid of all the other junk, simple chick logic
     
  15. Kustomz
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    Is that truck gonna keep you warm at night? For that matter is the wife gonna keep you warm?....lol
     
  16. Buy the truck and tell her you're fixing it up for her........and then fix it up for her.
     
  17. swimeasy
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    I'm with Tingler on this one. Don't start anything new 'till the slate is clean!
     
  18. unless she's paying 1/2 of everything i don't think she has a vote..........but it doesn't really matter your going to pay either way, i would choose the one that doesn't whine.
     
  19. 97
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    Mine told me to "get rid all that old crap" .......mostly bikes back then...or she was leaving. So I bought a new place ,moved it all out, then moved in the new place myself, sold the old one while she was still living there...she has never spoken to me since, but I still have all my junk, plus some.
     
  20. Black Heart Coupe
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    lmao, thats the way, no one should get rid of there ride if they dont want to. its a guy thing i spose. they just dont get it sometimes.
     
  21. Deyomatic
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    from CT

    How many other vehicles/ projects do you already have? If it's less than 5 AND you have the room for the truck, I'd say go for it. If she really complains figure out which one you can live without and get rid of it.

    Buy a few of those pop up tent car port things if she's worried how the yard looks.
     
  22. SO-AZ
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    from Tucson

    Don't argue with your wife, dicker!
     
  23. nwrust
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    if your at the point you have so many cars/truck in the yard shes bitching, do you relly think she will notice another one?
     
  24. Goztrider
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    In all honesty, the truck could keep ya warm on a cold night, and in the long run, it'll be cheaper for the truck. Just think how many tires you could buy for the price of her shoes and purses!

    Seriously, if you can pick it up cheap, I'd do it and then stash it. Sounds like she's whining or complaining because she's neglected. Paint it up for her and make her part of the overall decision.

    If she does throw a huge fit, get a newer and younger wife.
     
  25. NVRA #84
    Joined: Aug 24, 2005
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    Show her your avatar, get the truck, then take her out for a good dinner and kiss hers till she gets over it.
     
  26. TRUCK!
    Cars/trucks/HOT RODS are forever...love IS NOT!:mad:

    But I may be a wee bit synical...my wife left with the kids in August:(
     
  27. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    zman
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    flip it, double your money, put it into the stuff you have...
     
  28. Jimv
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    If ya love her its a dumb question, i myself would take a women over a car anyday.
    then again it depends on whats the better "ride"lol
    JimV
     
  29. Deuce Roadster
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    :)

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    Or this ...

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    You choose ...
    :)
     
  30. Well, the saying goes..."If you have to ask".
    I'd think real hard about this one.

    Do you need a truck?
    What shape are your current projects in?

    Oh, and if you make a deal to get it....stick to the deal.

    This from a guy who got divorced 17 years ago.
    I have 25 vehicles and no women.
    I could handle fewer cars and more women.
     

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