Not sure who are involved with Garage mag on here, but I want to thank you guys for the article you put in this months issue about me. Big thanks to Zenor, for helpin make it happen. I appreciate it a lot guys.
Dude you rule, I just read it, when I was your age I was still yelling "I'm done" and my mom had to come clean my ****.
"francis"?? come on you can do better than that, 'Cause If you didn't youd keep your mouth shut! [quote nads] Awesome, you're doing a kiss *** job, holmes Nads come on I thought you were a kool guy until now I already edited it after I reread the *** krap, so let it go.....!!
I know this kid. He's a stand up no ******** guy at 16 years old! He has a level head and has respect for all of the artists and builders that came before him. He's cooler than a witch's *** in a br*** bra in the middle of december no joke!
Hey I have a sense of humor I just don't know YOU, so what you said in "jest" I took the wrong way, like I said I admited to the ***/KISS-*** **** and I deleted it! I unlike most around here happen to like J.J. so I actually didn't believe it was HIM!!! I was actually teasing "the guy" myself! SO WTF, have a beer on me I'm kool with it!!! But yeah I am wound tight 5 daughters , an ex, 2 grandkids and the city *****s on my *** today for "to many cars in the yard"!!!! maybe grumpy on here with "my friends" when I shouldn't be...Peace...Ken
No no. Thank you! Its guys like you that keep us inspired and let us know that the future of hot rodding is in good hands. We are excited to see what the future holds for you. Keep up the great work!!!
That's funny, Stoner trying to look surprised in that photo...it's not like we all don't already KNOW he's Satan, the way he corrupts innocent souls through his infernal publication of speed and ****.
Young Hartmann, when I was 16 I spent most of my time destroying vehicles and being a burden to society. Congrats on your article and your talent. You know all of the cool people live in Illinois! ha ha ha I just spent 26 hours in a vehicle with Zenor. "Brokeback Honda" would be a good way to describe it.
See that, Von Hartmann? Keep up the good work and you, too, will someday be responsible for a magazine editor's wife questioning his lineage when she sees a picture of her husband and one of your creations looking uncomfortably similar... Hey, Jesse--there's a line item in the contract right above your signature: "...whereas purchaser (Jesse James) will return each year on the anniversary of the purchase date to The Crossroads. Upon arrival, purchaser (Jesse James) will sign scroll to be supplied by mediator (Mr. Louis Cifer) in an effort to renew said Deal." That may have been added in after the fact, though--I'm not really sure! STONER
[/quote] That's an amazing likeness. you don't have someone who looks like Satan's Cheerleader working with you do you?
man i just lookes at your website great artwork keep it up. i wave a feeling there are many more magazine articles in your future
When I was Von Hartmann's age my mom was still cutting the crust off my PBJs and tucking me at night. Now I have Plowboy to do that for me. Congrats Ryan for doing us Illinois flatlanders proud.
Ryan your work is awesome! Mr. Wertheimer needs to have some of your stuff for sale in his gallery next year @ Roundup. I met Mr. Zenor for the first time last weekend, I'm sorry that your life, at the tender age of 16, might be influenced by someone who is listed in the masthead of a major magazine as "Licensed Girl Oiler".
When it comes to producing Garage Magazine, quality girl oiling is mission-critical. And I, for one, take my solemn duties in this area seriously. Whenever Garage is doing a photo shoot, I will be there, standing at the ready with my kit of unguents, ****ers, and lotions, should the model risk drying out under the hot kleig lights.
Mike I wanted to have one of those high level technical discussions with you last weekend but seeing as I had just met you I was a little reluctant to try to become privy to your trade secrets. At the risk of being too bold, what are your thoughts on proper girl oil? Straight 30 wt.? 10w-30? Or does it depend on the ambient temperature? Humidity, barometric pressure have anything to do with your choice?
Hey Zenor you did not tell me that your duties included girl oil boy. Now the price of tortilla's just doubled unless you take me on as ***t for carrying the supplies. I now know where Coop got his model for his paintings. Stoner how was it working with Coop.
I'm sorry, ****, what do you want me to do, wear my undepants on the outside? It ain't no thing, this old car ********, we all wear on our pants the same way, except for Jesse James, he has someone to put them on for him. I understand, dammitt, I understand, i can't resist play on words puns, it's what I live for.
I met Stoner last Sat. night and he was introduced as tha Devil! If it didn't say "Stoner " on his shirt ......i wouldn't have known...... Great Mag Stoner and JJ. I read the latest issue on the ride home from The Weekend in Austin.......That kids got much respect and Talent!
Hey guys I would really like to check out your magazine.. but I haven't seen it anywere around these parts...I live in Moose Jaw saskatchewan Canada... yah MOOSE JAW no joking ask Ryan Reynolds he shot a movie here a couple years ago.. is there anyway of letting me know were I can find it or maybe how to get a subscription? any info would be awesome..thanks. Caveman
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