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OT Do most normal people in NJ wear Seatbelts?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by The37Kid, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. fatty mcguire
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  2. publicenemy1925
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    The gov. was doing 91 when they crashed. Speeding? Maybe.
     
  3. hoof
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    I heard that ALL THREE of the normal people in New Jersey wear their seatbelts all the time! If there is a reason not to belt up in NJ it is because every five damn miles I need my wallet to pay a toll!
    CHAZ
     
  4. Jimv
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    they live near LBI, near a water tower on a c****.She takes me to some "breakfast Nook" that a old lady runs, shes about 90 yrs old!! good place.
    Next time i'm down i'll let ya know, my cousin also keeps a camper there in the summer.
    JimV
     

  5. Well, I was on a rural road...about four miles from my destination.
    We were hit head on when the *** hat in the other lane F'd up and crossed the center line.
    I swerved off the road to miss her and she still got me.
    Air bags deployed...well, mine did, the oncoming pickup didn't have them. She ate the steering wheel.
    What's impressive, is that even with the airbag, I had a bruise from the seatbelt.
    It's an engineered combination folks. The airbag doesn't help as much if you aren't wearing the belt.

    Bottom line, no seatbelt, I'm not here to type this and annoy the **** out of you.
     
  6. stevez
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    Please address him as Mr. Bearded So******t Billionaire, Sir and please don't hunt the bears in NJ, they just need to be understood by humans. There's bear understanding therapy coming soon to a NJ town near you. And Pleez!, buckle all bear(s) up if they get in your auto. :eek:
     
  7. mikhett
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    A trooper once told me " I never unbuckled a dead guy"!Mike
     
  8. Isn't seatbelt use required in NJ? The trooper and the Gov should be ticketed for that. Then there's driving like a madman at a high rate of speed with no lights or siren. Another monster ticket for us ordinary folks.
     
  9. Bruce Lancaster
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    91 without a seatbelt on a road that always has heavy traffic speaks volumes about the judgement and responsibility of all hands involved...and though it has no practical force, isn't it illegal for cops to speed with no emergency and no lights??
    Looks to me that Mr. red pickup truck, who they were frantically trying to blame, is getting pretty damn hard to prosecute--and any attempt to blame him in court will only get the driver and governor in deeper. Where they richly deserve to be.
    Seatbelts are a deeply Darwinian concept...work better than elections, since no one worthwhile is ever on the ballot in NJ...
     
  10. Little Wing
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    Don't think I've ever heard New Jersey and Normal used in the same sentence
     
  11. DirtyThirty
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    Fortunately for those of us in the Southern part of the state...
    we have little regard for both seatbelts, AND governors alike..
    now, if only those damn New Yorkers would stop moving down here to take "advantage" of our "low home values"( yeah, compared to N.Y., what a bargain!) and "open, rural land" (now filled with pressboard and styrofoam Mc.Mansions, in developments named after the trees that FORMERLY resided there)
    :D:D:eek:
     
  12. Bruce Lancaster
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    That's just funny looking because the sentence structure was incorrect...
    obviously, he meant some thing like "Do most normal New Jersey people..."
    See, it makes sense recast so thar "normal" identifies recusively with the population under study.
    And don't blame me. I'm a Mississippian born in China and raised in normal third-world war zones, not a New Jersey weirdo.
     
  13. SlowandLow63
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    I know where that is! I think its right off route 72. Near the island but not on it right? Have your people call my people well do some lunch if im down there. Unless you come to Union in which case I'm right next door.
     

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