Bumper Sticker April Fools Prank

This IS off-topic, but still is car related. And it cracks me up.

First, go out on the prowl for cars that have the too-cute bumper stickers that use a big heart to say "love".

Like:
I HEART Beanie Babies
I HEART My Grandma
I HEART Saint Bernards
I HEART Chocolate
I HEART Barbie Dolls
I HEART My Cats

Next, print out the image below onto adhesive labels. Slap the screw over the heart, and sit back and chuckle.

 

Seen one once that was the "I heart my cat" and the heart was crossed out with a sharpie and it said "ran over" under the heart.

 

I love Cats------------FRIED

 

How about

 

"I brake for no appearent reason."
"I brake for hallucinations."

 

The best one I saw:

I love animals, they taste great

 

Save the whales, finnish off the dolphins first.

 

my fave "horn broken....watch for finger"

 

My fav

"Hondas are like Tampons, Every pussy has one"

 

Save your breath
You'll need it
To blow up your date

 

the FUNNIEST one i saw sais "I'm happier than a carp in a septic tank" same dude had another one, and i think it said something about eating roadkill skunk...

 

Best I've seen in years . . .

 

I like ...."Hows my driving? 1-800-EAT-SHIT"....

 

My other ride is your mom.

 

i stuck a "cowboys butts drive me nuts" bumper sticker on my homo phobe uncles truck today

lol should be intresting when he notices lol

 

how's about GUIDO'S sticker on the KAISER... I (HEART) MORMON PUSSY...
nic

 

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i stuck a "cowboys butts drive me nuts" bumper sticker on my homo phobe uncles truck today

lol should be intresting when he notices lol


[/ QUOTE ] Damn thats funny! I was really close to getting one today for a friend of mine that was rainbow colored and said "I kiss boys" but he's six foot four and 360 pounds.


The best sticker I've ever seen said "It is not wise to tempt the mouths of dragons, for you are tender and tasty with ketchup".

 

I saw this one local......"keep honking the driver is reloading!"

 

I Love Mormon pussy, aint that the truth. Specially them ex-comunicated ones that gotta prove they really are a "bad" girl. He he he
-Jesse

 

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i stuck a "cowboys butts drive me nuts" bumper sticker on my homo phobe uncles truck today

lol should be intresting when he notices lol


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That's probably the best bumper sticker prank:
Putting a sticker on someone's car that completely conflicts with their personal views.

Put a Rush Limbaugh sticker on your buddy's VW bus, for example.

 

I stuck my favorite on my bosses pick-up (he hearts cats).
"I like cats, scatter, smothered, chunked..." this sticker was written in the same color and font style used at Waffle House.

 

saw this today,

<font color="red"> NO MORE BUSHIT </font>

 

Had 2 guys working for me,one was 25,the other was 18.The day of the senior prom,the older guy put a big as hell "GAY PRIDE" sign on the front of the kids VW van.Then the kid went and picked up his date,took her out to dinner,then to the prom.Found the sign the next day.Wondered about all the attention he was getting driving around.His girlfriend dumped him.We're waiting for him to put the sign back on himself.

 

Av8, I like that one,I have a Border Collie, and I am damn glad he does'nt have THUMBS! I have a small sticker on the back of my F-1 that says "CAUTION: this vehicle may wreck or explode for no apperent reason"..no more tailgaters.

 

I still like the Sticker on a Hotrod that says...;

"DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH"!

And in Texas I saw a Upside Down Vanity plate that said "BLONDE"!!!

 

FAA Q

 

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hehe You're kill'n me!

 

Some old ones, but still great!

My kid beat up your honor student!

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Silly faggot - dicks are for chicks!

 

got one on my trailer that says:"never trust a preacher with a boner"....saw one that said:"my son was inmate of the month at county jail"....

 

Mine says "My Honor Student is 6'4" and 225#, Nuff Said"