Ran over a nail in my Sundance!!! what should I do???

Oh...Sweet mother mary and Joseph....


so you weren't fucking with us?

Good Lord, Son...You gotta get with the program. even a reasonably intelligent primate with opposable thumbs (such as meself) can figure out how to plug a tire without WASTING FUCKING BANDWIDTH!!!!

Jayzus Christ!

 

That WOULD have been cool, IF you'd put those knobs in the grill of your dad's hotrod instead of back on the cabinets. But we can't expect a 3 year to be cool.

Tom

 

When I was 17, I would have asked a chimp-munk for advice before I asked my Dad. Of course, when I was 17 I knew everything. I'm getting dumber as the days go by, just ask my kids...

Whether dorksrock's yankin' our collective chain or not, he's got the longest biography I've read here. That's more than I can say for some of the knuckle dragging mouthbreathers who learned to walk erect 3 days ago and showed up here in search of the secret of fire and flat-black rattle cans.

 

Now that the tire's plugged, go to the gas station and fill it up. Now you have doubled the value of the car!

 

Pussy
Dave

 

dorksrock - don't let some of these fellers get your goat - we were all young once even if some of us don't remember that. Don't worry about the Sundance jabs either, we've ALL driven a POS at one point in our lives. Hell, I drove a '73 Volvo wagon with 265,000 miles on it for a year or so once.

I checked out your myspace page and your biography. I'll tell you what, I like your style. You're gathering the right stuff to build a what sounds to be a very nice T project. You've got some potential with that stash of parts you're building, so post up some pictures of your vision.

 

I like the part where he's ripping on Toyotas and Hondas while driving a Sundance - big difference there. I bet it's flat black with red wheels. It's also cool when people brag about what they're GONNA do...

 

Plug it then get a real job ... or two - $15 to your name? Christ

 

why dont you ask butch cassidy, i think he hung around with sundance!!! mike

 

Holy Crap! there are so many things wrong here where do I start?

1. Braggin about a beer in the trunk
2. Doesn't care if people are stealing even from his employer
3. His big goal is a Grad Prix with a 3.8 for a daily!! Maybe all you can afford, but damn to be proud of it???
4. Brags about his "stroked" sundance
5. Is going to get (yah right) his mechanical engineering degree but goes online to ask how to fix a flat
(better look up that saying about engineers building boats in basements kid)
6. Is going to open his own shop (but doesn't know how to fix a flat)
7. Thinks the sundance isn't totally gay

The initial question was a little sad really... but these justifications....
I don't even know where to start..

 

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Hey, Jordan.........I really hate to rain on your "Sundance Pride Parade", but.....(lean in close, would you....I gotta whisper this in this room)........A Sundance is a Mitsubishi.

Roger

 

leave the fuckin nail in and go.

 

Wait a minute,I'm getting confused here. You live in Sun Prairie,
drive a Sundance,and all of this is in Wisconsin? All right, I've got
it straight now. Carry on.

 

"GETERDONE BUDDY!!!" lol! had to say it

 

wow.

 

actuley, a sundance isnt a mitsu unless it has the 3.0 v6, making mine officialy an american car. what is sad here. is that someone who like the hobby of rodding asks for some advice on somthing that isnt a hot rod and he gets bashed on! all I was looking for was a little support.

Jordan

 

Poor kid cant even go about fixing a flat without asking for guidance.

 

flatten the other 3 tires and tell people it's lowered.

 

trade it in on the grand prix. ALthough if you fix the flat first, it will double the value...

 

My Uncle Daddy use to say , if ya can't say something good about somebody , just kick em' in the nuts .

 

just to let everyone know I went to waly world and picked up a plug kit ($6.60 after discount) I am not braging about beer in the back, Because I dont drink, and never am planning on drinking it, I just thought it was pretty funny. The 4.09" stroke is stock for a 2.5 chrysler engine, Im saving $100 a paycheck so I can get closer to my Grand Prix, I have been accepted at UW Plattville for Mechenical engineering alreader for next fall, people using one plug from walmart, i dont like when people steal from wal-mart, but it dosent keep me up at night thinking about it, and It dosent make me worry that there are idiots out there who are going to steel stuff anyway. its not like we still arnt making enough profet to cover everything anyways. I do car about customers at wal-mart, and try to help them in any way possable. I know how to fix a flat, i just wanted to know if the plugs walmart sold where of any quality. I just think that some people get a little too offended by a single question about if I should go and plug it myself or take it go get repaired.

Jordan

 

C'mon, this kid thinks you guys are cool, and you go and poop on his parade. Now he'll grow up angry and go postal in college.

Although, if you've been around the HAMB for 5 minutes you gotta know that this post is a ridicule magnet.

 

funny story i had a sundance once... i loaned it to a buddy in Milwaukee.... the oil light came on and he continued to drive it after BUYING oil.... then after a night of driving it the engine seazed up because it had no oil- and sitting right next to him.. was 3 quarts of oil. yep i told him to leave the car there, i got the stereo out of it and left it on the side of the road. still have no idea what happened to it. HAHA also. the car had no reverse..... lol drive it like that for a year. even went out to cali with it like that. lol still got the title too...

 

also, when I said i have $15 dollars to my name, i was being sarcastic, I have much more in my savings and, yes, retirement( I figured the sooner the better!), but after paying for insurance, gas, some tools, swapmeet parts this weekend, and a few other things, I'm low on avaiable cash untill this thursday. plus I had a few unexpected things I needed to pay for, leaving my funds for this last two weeks dwinding near rock bottom. no its not flat black, my sundance is dark green with normal wheels, nothing special done to it, except for a strut rod brace that a previous owner put on.

Jordan

 

condoms boy, condoms.... lol

 

I knew that I was going to get a lotta crap from the guys, but I figgred it would be worth it, IF, I could get some useful information. I'm not saying sundances dont suck, theres just some cares out there that suck more than them.

 

ummm... no not condoms, im staying abstinent until im married.

 

the abstinence explains the inabilty to plug a tire......

 

that's funny right thar, I don't care who ya are!

 

AHAHAHAH! oh my god my face hurts from laffing.

but good for you i guess......