intro------another Texan, and a chick to boot

Well I'm glad it wasn't just me thinking the gurls in the photos were not the same individual..... hey I can't see the Squirel too good either
Do you have any pics of the stuff you make/sell or a link to a site ??

 

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Marcy....you sound perfect; intelligent, witty and car-obsessed. Please tell me you don't have any tats.

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That's funny.

Glad you finally posted. Not suprising that you already have a bunch of friends on here.

See ya in Vegas? We're flying out Thursday.

 

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Six foot three???

No wonder Monkey looked so short standing next to you!

Welcome to the HAMB.
Sam.

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Thanks for the welcome Sam and everybody but that's not me in the photo.
I'm actually three inches taller!!!---the girl in the photo is Lindsey, my girlfriend.
See what confusion you started Monkey. (of course I added to it which didn't help)
I don't think I even have a photo of myself on my computer---does that make me weird?


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You got us all confused !!!!

Now You have to post a picture of your self!

So your 6'6? Once again, Damn i gotta move to texas!

 

Are you a lesbian?

Cause sometimes ya gotta come right out and say it so these fucks will put their dicks back in their pants and quit makin a intro post goto a gazillion (that's a lot) pages cause your a chick.

Your girlfriends pretty hot. Got any nekkid pix of her?!?!!

 

welcome marcy, take it easy on monkey.

 

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Are you a lesbian?

Cause sometimes ya gotta come right out and say it so these fucks will put their dicks back in their pants and quit makin a intro post goto a gazillion (that's a lot) pages cause your a chick.

Your girlfriends pretty hot. Got any nekkid pix of her?!?!!



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Hahahaha....Killer you just made me spit up my drink!
My standard reply would be that I'm an equal opputunity lech----but since I don't know that everyone on here will understand my sense of humor I'll just make that an affirmative!
I will say from experience though that two tall long haired not particularly butch girls proclaiming themselves lesbians DOES NOT tend to make guys put their dicks back in their pants.
.....and I just thought the post was going long because I actually HAVE FRIENDS on here......I must be naive.

 

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Cause sometimes ya gotta come right out and say it so these fucks will put their dicks back in their pants and quit makin a intro post goto a gazillion (that's a lot) pages cause your a chick.


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DAMN! That's funny stuff!

I always wonder why everybody gets all goofy when a chick posts an intro. You guys gotta get out more!

 

Welcome fellow Texan/HAMB'er ! Were you at the Round-up ? If so, were you selling shirts and patches and stickers and such ?

-Aaron

 

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Welcome fellow Texan/HAMB'er ! Were you at the Round-up ? If so, were you selling shirts and patches and stickers and such ?

-Aaron

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Guilty!

As an aside----I love that I'm getting taller as the post goes on.....I'll have to keep the myth going now. "Yeah, she was at least 7 feet tall."

 

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I will say from experience though that two tall long haired not particularly butch girls proclaiming themselves lesbians DOES NOT tend to make guys put their dicks back in their pants.


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"You love fish tacos too? Well I'll be darned, so do I!!!"

 

Great intro you'll fit right in. Enjoy the HAMB.

 

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I will say from experience though that two tall long haired not particularly butch girls proclaiming themselves lesbians DOES NOT tend to make guys put their dicks back in their pants.


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"You love fish tacos too? Well I'll be darned, so do I!!!"

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LMAO, and Some Poon Tang Pie for desert?




Just kidding steve-

 

POON! Thats POON-TANG... you leave your "poo" business behind closed doors, got it buddy?

 

"Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman"....dicks hanging out EVERYWHERE!

Ha Ha Ha...41ratsledrodder digs POO Tang...knew there was sumthin' FUNNY 'bout that boy!

 

Sorry, to much time on my hands

 

Aww, no fair, you edited the POO out...

You know, repression just makes it worse, you cant go thru life trying to be something you're not!!!


-kidding, man!

 

POO tang, that's some funny shit,

from one lesbian to another, welcome.

Paul

 

Only on HAMB... LMFAO

 

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Hahahaha....Killer you just made me spit up my drink!
My standard reply would be that I'm an equal opputunity lech----but since I don't know that everyone on here will understand my sense of humor I'll just make that an affirmative!
I will say from experience though that two tall long haired not particularly butch girls proclaiming themselves lesbians DOES NOT tend to make guys put their dicks back in their pants.
.....and I just thought the post was going long because I actually HAVE FRIENDS on here......I must be naive.

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Well, Im glad you gotta sense of humor!

I guess your right bout the hot lesbians and guys thing.... at least these guys will know your takin when you talk about your GIRLFRIEND!!! Yeah, she means girlfriend THAT WAY!!!

Glad you found the place, you sound like you'll be fun.

 

Yea... every chic's intro post goes to two pages... but when seven foot, eight inch tall lesbians post... this fucker will go to THREE!!!
sam.

 

One last post before we let this sucker die.
I know you are all DYING to see a photo after all this so without further ado...........................
















Haha....I guess we were thinking alike Fat Hack
Seriously though, thanks for the warm welcome from old friends and future friends.

 

Fixed it for you...
and yes, I put a taco in your hand

HC

 

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Fixed it for you...
and yes, I put a taco in your hand

HC

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Nice......very nice.......

 

Okay, I don't usually post on introductions when it is from a female because there are enough swinging dicks on here to do that. But this is one of the funniest intros I have seen since I have been on here. You obviously are twisted (like most of us on here) and will fit right in. Welcome to your new home on the web!

 

OGNC... I usually don't respond to the women-intros either... I'm a married dude... but I figured it was safe with Marcy.

I think it was Dave Chapel that said "My wife catch me wit anothuh woman... there'd be HELL to pay... If I catch, my wife wit' another woman, I'd say 'baby, maybe we can work dis out!!"

Sorry, I had to throw that in... I'll let it die now.

 

Ok, I thought that might have been you. I bought a red Studebaker patch from you....but you said you had, oddly enough, sold alot of Studebaker patches that day. So I doubt that you remembered me. Anyways, hope to meet ya again !!

-Aaron

 

I'm still laughing..., "WELCOME Marcy"

Wingnutz here..., "Rush Chairman"..., "Damn glad to greet you"!!!

I'm the "Kontinentals unofficial far Northern Texas Chapter (in Waukesha Wisconsin) Cheerleader"...!!!

I'm only 20 Feet tall and that means I only come up to your..., you know what!!!

I used to live on 95th and National next to Heartbreakers..., did I ever see you there...???

I do miss Austin...!

Mark

 

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I used to live on 95th and National next to Heartbreakers..., did I ever see you there...???

I do miss Austin...!

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Holy shit!
I grew up on 97th between Bluemound and Wisconsin!
Don't know Heartbreakers but I definately got drunk in West Allis A LOT.
I still visit the folks up there often---I'll be up for the Jefferson Swap in a few weeks----I sure do luvs ta travel.

 

If you do make it up here give me a pm...! (Party..., Party...,)

HeartBreakers is a Gentlemans club...!

Jefferson weekend is soon (2 weeks?) and I guess the Cheaters are going to get some "Car" recognition by Dennis Gage that weekend. (something about mustache rides )

Plus there is a Rod and Custom show at State Fair park..., Lots happening..., look foreward to seeing you...! (Hard to miss a 50 foot Lesbian!!! )

Mark

 

ok...Hankcash...i've got permanent creases in my cheeks from the laughing after that 50' tall lesbian eating a taco bit.....ooooh it still hurts..... Marcy - how do you put up with em?.... I had to go back and read 6 pages of posts...last time i saw this it was 2 pages! GEEEEEZ