Hey guys, just got back to the Hotel from the strip... here is a shot I just took and I thought that I would post it for you unlucky saps that didn't make it out this year..... Who drew this? I need to thank you personally for making my life better.... HC
[ QUOTE ] The term orcabilly can be used for a lot of the guys as well... [/ QUOTE ] .....naw.....we just call them "beer drinkin' assholes!"
I drew the Orcabilly after my second VLV. those women made me afraid. sore afraid. I saw things that made me want to run and hide in the trunk. brrrrrr. The Horror. not all of The Fear could be ascribed to their Weather Girl-like girth- the evil-clown makeup and visually-challenged wardrobe choices were equally upsetting. foulmouthed they were, too. by the way, the term "Orcabilly" originated with Nads and Nads alone. he should be receiving royalty checks for the amusement and laffs he has brought us.
R those leopard print purses? they must be, its a mandatory accessory of choice to be a true betty pudge.
A friend called me just to confirm. The orcas from last year have put on atleast 30 more pounds. Also mentioned they brought their younger sisters/just turned 21 orca status n they're gettin bigger. This year they're known for leaving dents on cars while the try to do some kinda of circus act pinup pose. I heard someone screamin STAMPEDE and thats the last I heard of my fuend. Did someone anouce the free buffet too loud? Is that what got them goin?
RIDE EM LIKE CIRCUS PONIES!........[oops! Gracie'S EDITING] -[I spoke before I thought about my pot belly] OLD FAT BASTARDS ARE THE WORST.......
[ QUOTE ] RIDE EM LIKE CIRCUS PONIES!........[oops! Gracie'S EDITING] -[I spoke before I thought about my pot belly] OLD FAT BASTARDS ARE THE WORST....... [/ QUOTE ] These ain't the kind of circus ponies you wanna ride. I wouldn't fuck these gals with your dick if yah catch my drift
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