Midget for sale in Orlando

Saw this 1943 midget race car for sale on bargain trader online , pretty cool little car , guy says he wants 5900 for it tho.

 

Dang - he's proud of it!

 

I used to date a midget..it was great! i was reall bummed out when we broke up...I was NUTS over her

 

I thought Bridget was up for sale!
what motor is in there? V8-60?

 

It would look cool in the rafters at the Hooters down the street.

 

They're called "little people" now.......Jeez, get it right !!

 

Yeah, the ***le of this thread makes me laugh. All the cool kids have their own midgets nowdays.

 

Short relationship huh?

 

I thought maybe Nads had one of his midget accquaintances/proteges for sale!

 

You know the feds are looking for a midget psychic who was stealing money from some elderly ladies, the headlines read, "Small Medium At Large"

 

lmgdao..

 

Then there was the miget that got kicked out of the nudist colony. He kept getting his nose in eveyones business.

 

I thought maybe little Mike had hit on hard times, but he never seems to get East of the Missisippi for some reason....

 

Are you sure he didn't get everybody's business in his nose?

 

There were some really nutty apartments on Michigan Street here in Orlando by the railroad tracks, they were really small with low ceilings specifically built for midgets who worked for James Strate's shows. True!
They demolished them despite protests from preservationists, there's storage units there now. They really were something to look at.

 

I was so disappointed when I opened this post...


Do you suppose the air on an elevator smells different for midgets?
-Brad

 

"Your hair smells fabulous."

 

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