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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Bumpstick, Apr 11, 2004.

  1. InjectorTim
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  2. Byron Crump
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    [ QUOTE ]
    She changed her outfit three times, getting bollock naked for all to see each time. The first time she stood between two cars.

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    And nobody had a digital camera in the area? [​IMG]
     
  3. burndup
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    awright... once again I'm STUMPED by female logic...

    "I'm gonna take ALL my clothes off in front of a bunch of DRUNK guys that I dont know... But I'm gonna be PISSED if any of them notice or say anything."

    [​IMG]

    whateva.
     
  4. Glen
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    I just thought of that movie "Silence of the Lambs" I think you guys remember the clip im talking about. If I remember correctly the "Gene Loves Jezebel" song was ringing in the background.
     
  5. plan9
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    glen.. i always make references to silence of the lambs... but no one knows what the hell im talking about.

    the scene in question is when he is dancing around with his pecker between the legs?

    burndup - never try to understand female logic... man will figure out INFINITY before females are figured out...
     
  6. Glen
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    Yes, thats exactly what it reminded me of.....
     
  7. ChuckleHead_Al
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    Is she hidding her adams apple, with that collar????
     
  8. Gracie
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    So I'm prolly the only one looking above the neckline, but that looks like a guy hairline to me...
     
  9. FnDIRTYGREASER
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    you guys are too funny!!! and someone should defenitly make a REAL grill out coors cans "the silver bullet" [​IMG]
     
  10. Maybe I'm not so sad about missing VLV, that thing is just WRONG!!! And this post has me cracking up..Looks like something that escaped from a Circe De Sole' blooper real!
     
  11. burndup
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    I noticed the hairline too...

    Convinced those are "man hips."

    Also, look at the ever-so-slight muscle definition on the inner thigh. The lack of a slight "streamlining" layer of fat right there is troublesome.

    Its a DUDE.

    Allright, someone 'splain to me the difference between camel-toe and moose-knuckle? arent they the same? [​IMG]


    Watch, some freind of this supposed "girl" is gonna register on the board and start bitching us out...
     
  12. DrJ
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    I think you "guys" are spending much too much time studying "it" [​IMG]
     
  13. burndup
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    Naah, its just a curious anomoly... a FREAK!!!!

    There was this "dude" at my old work (Disney, go figure) who got himself made into a chick. Eric became Erika. (or, ERRRRIKAAAAAAA!!! as we liked to say in a growly voice)

    Any way, he -er, she, uh... IT gets dropped off in front of the building by this pretty good lookin chick at the end of lunch hour one day... she gets outta the car too and they start makin out rather conspicuously... So, this dude got made into a chick cause he liked chicks? [​IMG] Yep, that makes a hell of a lot of sense!

    poor confused sons of bitches... wannabe bitches...
     
  14. 52Chief
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    It's like a car wreck, you just can't help but stare.

    in my best Austin Powers voice "That's a man baby, yeah!" [​IMG]
     
  15. username
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    "head rest"
     

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  16. photoman
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    "Gee Beav, that guy has some swell tits!"

    Wally
     
  17. Bumpstick
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    O.K., O.K. Time to be nice fellas.I'm pretty sure she was all girl and a nice one at that. Best thing, she wasn't all covered in tattoos. We didn't see any Adams apple.
     

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  18. Hmmm, showgirl outfit and boots. Is that Mitzi del Bra or Felicia Jollygoodfellow? Anyone see a big old bus nearby?

    [​IMG]
     
  19. 52Chief
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    Male or female aside...... whay the ugly looks? She seems to always be scowling, or is she just constipated?

    When did people stop smiling?? If you look at people in pics and ads, they all seem to be either mad or bored, I don't get it anymore. Oh well.
     
  20. Upchuck
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    she got that look that saids "you promised you wouldn't cum in my mouth" but did anyways [​IMG]
     
  21. Faded Love Garage
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    [ QUOTE ]
    she got that look that saids "you promised you wouldn't cum in my mouth" but did anyways

    [/ QUOTE ] Bad memories Upchuck?
     
  22. Upchuck
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    she got that look that saids "you promised you wouldn't cum in my mouth" but did anyways

    [/ QUOTE ] Bad memories Upchuck?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    not bad for me [​IMG]
     
  23. FoMoCo_MoFo
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    I seen that chick in the bar of the gold coast wearing a small-ass pink rubber outfit. if she had a dick it was sucked up in her. and she DID have a tattoo above her right eyebrow... a total butter-face
     
  24. CURIOUS RASH
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    she got that look that saids "you promised you wouldn't cum in my mouth" but did anyways

    [/ QUOTE ] Bad memories Upchuck?

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">Yeah, I mistakenly thought the "tap on the shoulder" was to let her know she might want to spit that out. [​IMG] </font>
     
  25. kitkat
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    There were 2 s/he's that I saw this weekend. anyone see the one in the pink miniskirt on Friday night? Yellow dress? Hmmmm....

    Kat
     
  26. Satinblack
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    She looks good in red!
     
  27. Sam F.
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    YUP,she looks alot better in the last pic...no if she'd just smile [​IMG]
     

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