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Funny Story- I think I got PUNKED!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by JimA, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. JimA
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    I spend most of my computer time on the HAMB- but for parts hunting for my projects I do post want ads on a couple other boards. On one of them I posted and ad and didn't hear anything for a few weeks. Got a note in my e-mail today that this one board had a PM. I went over there and checked it out since I rarely check that board.
    The guy asks If I'm still looking for this part. I returned that I am. He sent me an e-mail with the price (that was really good) and pictures and told me to call today before 6pm. I called immediately and a teenage girl answered the phone and with tunnel vision on my prize I asked "Is Dick there"- "what?" she said as if I hadn't spoken clearly- then without even thinking about the words leaving my mouth I said" I'M LOOKING FOR DICK"- she replied "I think you have the wrong number".
    I checked the number 10 times and it was the number he gave me. I sent an e-mail that perhaps "Dick" gave me the wrong number- but so far no reply. True story- not something I heard second hand- too good not to share.
     
  2. squirrel
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    goes along with the post you made in the chopped truck thread.
     
  3. Bigdaddy
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    hahahahahhahahahahahah I always knew you were a little crooked.... LOOKING FOR DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  4. Saoutlaws_Gotti
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    hey every body JIMA is looking for Dick anyone wanna help him out


    just playing with ya dude but that was a good one, like the story too
     
  5. Evel
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    Did you ever get some Dick tho?

    hahhhahaha
     
  6. Aman
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    Man, do you realize how many guys are calling someone asking for Dick right about now? That is funny thou, I'll have to remember that!:)
     
  7. JimA
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    That one was because he originally called me that. I don't EVER mind turning the joke on myself- hell- I doubt many would make this post if it happened to them- but I just want to remind people I don't take myself that seriously- funny stuff happens to us all.
     
  8. He He....

    Next thing you know you'll be getting a number to call Buster Hyman for that part, I think he works at the "Y". :D
     
  9. Saoutlaws_Gotti
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    NO NO No he just eats there
     
  10. Royalshifter
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    Sorry...........we are having testical difficulties.
     
  11. JimA
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    Just remember next time a deal seems too good to be true- you might get DICK!
     
  12. It can't be that hard to find Dick....isn't there any "pink triangle" clubs in your area? I hear Dick can be found there....ha ha.
     
  13. JimA
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    It was on a Vega board, so maybe it was Fat Hack getting back at me.
     
  14. fugness
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    hahahaha, thats brilliant. I wonder what that girl is saying to her school mates today. Probabaly scarred her for life!! You dirty ol man!!
     
  15. Look on the bright side Jim...


    Could have been really awkward if you had found the Dick you were lookin' for...:eek:
     
  16. JimA
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    That does make it a little better!
     
  17. Royalshifter
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    Were you looking for vega chrome trim?
     
  18. squirrel
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    I know, I thought it was pretty funny you making two posts the same day about it.
     
  19. Dirty2
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    Man that Sux.
     
  20. corncobcoupe
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    Hey Jim A -

    There is a lady that posted on here before with that guy Dick's phone number for you to call.

    Her posted name is Helen Hunt so if you want Dick go to Helen Hunt for it .......



















    Bwhhaaaaa - Bwhaaaaa

    Cob
     
  21. JimA
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    Good one- the hunt for Dick continues...
     
  22. Aman
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    Well Dick was on the hang down but, he arose to the occasion and stood tall and proud. That fucker!:eek:
     
  23. This is killin' me! seriously funny.
     
  24. Goozgaz
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    Was it our board.... and do you still have that chicks number???
     
  25. JimA is really Moe Syzlak.
     
  26. jetmek
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    paging richard smoker....
     
  27. Reminds me of the time a furnace guy named Dick was doing some work at the gas station where I worked. His wife pulls in and parks at the pumps....she gets out of the car,looks at me and says "I don,t want gas...I want Dick!"
     
  28. xderelict
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    I've been a Dick since August 31 1950.:D
     

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