Soooo u want to go really FAST!!!!

this is just too funny....had to post it

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33646&item=2463481666

 

looks so realistic on that front wheel drive chrylser

 

The worst part is some red-neck is going to buy that thing.

 

No, the worst part is some idiot is going to THINK it makes 'em go faster.....

 

It's not even the right scale. Morons. At least the Garlits stuff LOOKS real.

 

Ohhh... so.... you guys would make fun of me if I got one of those????

 

Someone bid one up to $10.50 in the past auctions... Reserve was not met!

 

at least there are 10 so no one will miss out on such a great deal!!!! really want on my 54...photochop time hahaha

 

will that fit my flathead? how much more horespower can I expect?

 

It would be kinda fun to have one to just kinda put on various cars and take pics for a day...that would be about it for me...one day worth of fun for 125 bucks...nah, but I would give 10 bucks for it.

 

It would be fun to put on OTHER PEOPLE'S cars...then photograph the look on their faces!

 

OK, so I need one for my wife's car, will I have to mount it sideways as its FWD?

Will it reduce the efficency as the intake won't be fully exposed to the airflow....

 

That thing would look awesome on Honest's box van. It would compliment the pedals nicely!

 

No kidding...but better yet would be the hood of Rev's "BIRD OF FIRE" or K&R's "OLD SKOOL OLDS." Or the merc

 

Oh crap, I know what we need it for...the Maverick the MarkX is customizing for that guy (and that is not joke folks...just ask him about it ). It already has the bright yellow kustom paint and giant spoiler on the back...it just needs that thing on it!

 

I really don't think it will make a car go faster because of all of the "Parrasitic Drag" disrupting the air flow over the laminar surface creating a greater drag coefficiency.

 

Hmmm...I know a certain bright orange mustang that would look GREAT with that thing on it! Maybe they'd give you a discount if you bought 4 of them??

 

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Almost sounds like he's making fun of all the idiots out there.

 

THAT'S GAY!!!!

 

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we need it for...the Maverick the MarkX is customizing for that guy

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That's exactly what I need for the bone stock Beetle I just got. Add a racing stripe and 7's in the 1/4 mile are assured. By the way, what color racing stripe doubles top speed?

 

That would look cool on the roof of my van.

 

sticking those on other peoples cars is like sticking "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is" bumper stickers on a minister's car.

 

I'm getting one for my riding lawn mower for the next tractor pull.

 

I won't be impressed until I can turn one on and off like Mad Max did.

I told everyone on MoParts.com that I was going to tape...Errrrrr, I mean, INSTALL one of those on top of the Dart Wagon.

It'd be the "Hurst HEMI Under ROOF"

Anyone make fake screw-on "Zoomies" for the rear fenderwells yet?

 

Dude I think its really killer how its so righteously fast enducing that the corners don't even meet down to the hood on the corners. That rocks, screams speed, I bet I could see some boobs with that on my lawnmower. I think I'll put one on everything that I have that has wheels. I might even get one for my friends wheelchair, he says he wishes he could get around easier. I see no reason why that couldn't help.

*Sarcasm*

 

Dude, put one on the roof, and TWO one each side. Ain't nobody catching you, then....wicked cool...

*Sarcasm*

 

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I won't be impressed until I can turn one on and off like Mad Max did.

I told everyone on MoParts.com that I was going to tape...Errrrrr, I mean, INSTALL one of those on top of the Dart Wagon.

It'd be the "Hurst HEMI Under ROOF"

Anyone make fake screw-on "Zoomies" for the rear fenderwells yet?





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That subject came up the other day at our local rod shop I was hanging out at. We were all BSing and some one brought up the Mad Max on/off blower and asked if a blower motor engine would still run with out a belt? I'm not sure.

 

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That's exactly what I need for the bone stock Beetle I just got. Add a racing stripe... By the way, what color racing stripe doubles top speed?

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Blue & Red, run it off cenrter..front to rear, and put 53 on the door's....works for Herbie, just think how fast it'll be with the 'Stickiblower'

 

What do ya supose that thing would do to your windshield or the car behind you when the tape lets go on the freeway?

Can you say lawsuit?

"Well, officer, this thing came off the car in front of me and I swerved to miss it inadvertantly causing the high explosives truck to jacknife and slide off the curve and down into the refinery tank farm. I don't remember anything after the explosion."