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I dont wana SEE YOUR TSHIRT DESIGN

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Tuck, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. Tuck
    Joined: May 14, 2001
    Posts: 5,873

    Tuck
    Tech Editor
    from MINNESOTA

    I cant handle it anymore...

    Dude I dont get it???

    Why doesnt the head cheese pick a talented artist, pay him with hamb fundage from auctions and let that artist pick what the hamb tshirt will look like, signed sealed and delivered. IF you dont wana pay the ARTist ask him/her NICELY???

    ITS OBVIOUS TO ME YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR... but who cares this is the hamb.

    I say one of our well known HAMB RULERS... they know what content RULES.

    Keith Weesners here right? WHATS UP... hes a RULER... USE HIM, PAY HIM, lets all have RULER TSHIRTS???????

    Pic***o, Notha RULER, Norwell... oh yeah and im not gonna start a gay list of whos who cuzz there are guys on here I dont know that well that are also RULERS...

    -- and i dont wana leave anybody out and have them give me STINK EYE at the next event!

    I sure the hell dont wana waste my time on a TSHIRT when If I did it would prob spend more than ** hrs on the design anyways... I myself have been tempted to do some work twards a hamb t but the process is *** backwards.

    and then theres a chance it wouldnt be used?

    wonder why there is a lack of submissions?

    but thats ok ill just stick to painting canadian trucks and stay out of the hokeyness of it all... I WANA TSHIRT

    GOD DAMN IT [​IMG]


    Tuck
     
  2. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,501

    Muttley
    Member

    Uh...yep thats pretty much how I feel to.
     
  3. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,903

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
    Staff Member

    Tuck. Sometimes you aren't nearly as ****ING STUPID as you lead on to be... In fact, you have just been nominated as "smartest HAMBer ever." Great idea... That's just what I'll do.
     
  4. kustombuilder
    Joined: Sep 18, 2002
    Posts: 7,750

    kustombuilder
    Member
    from Novi, MI

    "SMARTEST HAMBER EVER"!!! LOL, thats funny ****. not a bad idea either Tuckster. i have'nt had time to follow all the T-shirt drama but CherryBlossom fills me in from time to time. whatever you decide i want 2 in XL plus whatever CherryBlossom wants.
     
  5. Elrod
    Joined: Aug 7, 2002
    Posts: 3,566

    Elrod
    Member

    HAHAHAHA!! I love the new ***le, Tuck!! hahahaha!
     
  6. Tuck
    Joined: May 14, 2001
    Posts: 5,873

    Tuck
    Tech Editor
    from MINNESOTA

    wow, LOOK MOM... FINALLY im RECOGNISED!

    I've been waiting for this all my LIFE...

    HAMB STAR [tm]
    Thanks Ryan
    [​IMG]
     
  7. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    I agree 100%!!!!

    Tuck for president!!!!!
    slogan:
    Vote for Tuck you stupid ****, '04!

    HC
     
  8. Someone had to put there foot down.
     
  9. Finally, a light at the end of the ****ing tunnel.
     
  10. disastron13
    Joined: Sep 22, 2002
    Posts: 332

    disastron13
    Member

    Tuck's right on, but he forgot to address the important issue...how much is the Hamb gonna pay me to walk around advertising for them?
    My rule is to only wear t shirts that advertise DEFUNCT products like...BSA...Fitzger's Deluxe Beer...Disastron Flame-emitting (tm) Household Appliances...stuff like that.
    Just wait until the Global Conglomorate offers Ryan 40 million bucks to add the HAMB line to the Von...

     
  11. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Ha Ha Ha...I picture that drill sergeant booming down at Forrest Gump...

    "Why did you field strip and ***emble that rifle so quickly, Private?"

    "Because you told me to, Sir!"

    "Damn, Boy! You some kinda GENIUS!"

    Kudos, "Forrest Tuck"!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

     
  12. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    your all stupid..... Its easy to spot you without a SHIRT on....

    I just look for your HAIR.......

    GERM
     
  13. Tuck = LEADER (although ya still a big girls blouse [​IMG])

    Pay a LEGEND and call it DONE.

    Cheers,

    Drewfus [​IMG]
     
  14. Tony
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
    Posts: 7,351

    Tony
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Vote for Tuck you stupid ****, '04!


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Thats some funny chit!
    LMAO ...



     
  15. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
    Posts: 10,198

    Django
    Member
    from Chicago

    Does that mean I'm gonna get a check? [​IMG]
     
  16. badpat
    Joined: Feb 28, 2003
    Posts: 531

    badpat
    Member

    save you the trouble of pesterin all those quasi artists mentioned above - it aint gonna get any better
     

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  17. Bass
    Joined: Jul 9, 2001
    Posts: 3,374

    Bass
    Member
    from Dallas, TX

    [ QUOTE ]
    your all stupid..... Its easy to spot you without a SHIRT on....

    I just look for your HAIR.......

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Or lack thereof in some cases.
     
  18. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
    Posts: 10,198

    Django
    Member
    from Chicago

    BTW, Pic***o DID the shift logo that some of you just can't grasp.
     
  19. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    how bout...

    "MY BOSSES BALLS TASTE LIKE SALT"

    "MY RAT ROD IS a COMPUTERIZED KEYBOARD"

    ROCKABILLY CHICKS DO IT WITH VINTAGE KITCHEN WARE"

    "CALL JIM A,, MY DEUCE IS LOOSE" ...PICTURE (a **** and BALLS with a 32 shell)

    "MICHIGAN is the TRAN***UAL version of FLORIDA"

    "FIBERGL*** and COIL OVERS are the FAKE ***S of our KOOL KULTURE"

    "OUR KNOW HOW is SO LOW BROW.. ....BRO"

    "I survived the EL TORTUGA"....

    "ever seen a DRUNKEN *****E dance from FLORIDA".

    "BUILDING HOT RODS.....ONE PHOTO SHOP at a TIME".........




     
  20. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
    Posts: 10,198

    Django
    Member
    from Chicago

    [ QUOTE ]


    "BUILDING HOT RODS.....ONE PHOTO SHOP at a TIME".........



    [/ QUOTE ]

    hahaha, KEYBOARD RACERS unite!
     
  21. Buick59
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,995

    Buick59
    Member
    from in a house

    [ QUOTE ]
    how bout...

    "MY BOSSES BALLS TASTE LIKE SALT"

    "MY RAT ROD IS a COMPUTERIZED KEYBOARD"

    Those have to be about the funniest damm shirt logos!!!! Ok Germ I know a screen printer........you do the design. We'll make a mint off of some of the mindless dolts!

    Mike
     
  22. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    Tuck, do you need a campaign manager?
    I am here for you.....

    Germ, I have been planning on doing a design for your "my other car is a Keyboard" saying, but I haven't gotten to it yet.....

    TUCK '04

    HC
     

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  23. bobbleed
    Joined: May 11, 2001
    Posts: 3,121

    bobbleed
    Member
    from Awesome

    I diddn't know they had T shirts in Canada.
     
  24. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    here you go...
    Germ that saying made me **** my pants....
     

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  25. PrimerDust318
    Joined: Mar 6, 2004
    Posts: 87

    PrimerDust318
    Member
    from NOR*CAL

    [ QUOTE ]
    save you the trouble of pesterin all those quasi artists mentioned above - it aint gonna get any better

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Just HAD to post a T-Shirt Design in the "I Don't Wanna See Your T-Shirt Design" thread, Didn't ya? [​IMG]

    Had to offset the balance of all the people that voted Here [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  26. Johnny Ace
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
    Posts: 2,200

    Johnny Ace
    Member

    here's a graphic for ya:
    use the front and back covers to the old Montrose "Jump on It!" lp.....place DP's shift logo on the Kandystore....
    That's what I'M gonna do....the rest of ya do as ya please....

     
  27. Steve
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,010

    Steve
    Member

    damn tuck you got Germ envy or something? your typing that way. Not a bad idea though
     
  28. 55olds88
    Joined: Jul 23, 2001
    Posts: 2,386

    55olds88
    Member

    What ever the print it has to have

    "FIBERGL*** and COIL OVERS are the FAKE ***S of our KOOL KULTURE"

    on it somewhere, Germ you crack me up !!!
     
  29. AnimalAin
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
    Posts: 3,416

    AnimalAin
    Member

    And when was it, exactly, that any of us didn't like ***s of just about any description?
     
  30. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,134

    plan9
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    how bout...

    "MY BOSSES BALLS TASTE LIKE SALT"

    "MY RAT ROD IS a COMPUTERIZED KEYBOARD"

    ROCKABILLY CHICKS DO IT WITH VINTAGE KITCHEN WARE"

    "CALL JIM A,, MY DEUCE IS LOOSE" ...PICTURE (a **** and BALLS with a 32 shell)

    "MICHIGAN is the TRAN***UAL version of FLORIDA"

    "FIBERGL*** and COIL OVERS are the FAKE ***S of our KOOL KULTURE"

    "OUR KNOW HOW is SO LOW BROW.. ....BRO"

    "I survived the EL TORTUGA"....

    "ever seen a DRUNKEN *****E dance from FLORIDA".

    "BUILDING HOT RODS.....ONE PHOTO SHOP at a TIME".........


    [/ QUOTE ]


    hahahah... now this **** is FUNNY!!
     

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