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Need Photos Of 1949-1951 Merc Gassers

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by dons t, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. put down the crack pipe and seek profesional mental health care immediately.
    shock therapy would be a good start.
    maybe a full frontal lobotomy.

    im gonna turn my model a into a rice car.
    first ill rip out the 13 to 1 468 and put in a nissan skyline motor.
    then ill put 2 nitrous bottles in it.
    next come the 26 inch wheels and a lift kit
    purple neon.
    lime green racing stripes.
    and a BIG GAY WING.
    oh,snap!
    its gonna be da bomb yo!
    can ya feel me homeslice?
    word.
     
  2. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
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    Royalshifter
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    from California

    Hee Hee Hee Heee!!!!
     
  3. 29bowtie
    Joined: Nov 14, 2006
    Posts: 5,234

    29bowtie
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    His other post,about his brothers prostreet 5 window,seems to have disappeared.Maybe,because of the nonauthorized photos off other sites.:rolleyes:
     
  4. guiseart
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 3,862

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    ...funny thing is, when everyone jumped on the "g***er" bandwagon why didn't they do it right? Why not alter the wheelbase, show some mechanical/bodywork skills and actually move the center of gravity and downforce... which is what g***ers did in the first place?

    ...anybody can raise the front of a car up and put steel wheels/slicks on the back and a chromie/street tire up front... even me. I could probably even find some fenderwell headers somewhere and make it real convincing, heh. :)
     
  5. tcoupekyle
    Joined: Mar 6, 2007
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    Please sell that car to someone else.

    -Abone.[/quote]


    Yes, please
     
  6. John Denich
    Joined: Nov 20, 2005
    Posts: 2,718

    John Denich


    Yes, please[/quote]

    He does not own this car!!!! So there for he will not be making a g***er out of anything...the closest this guy will get to a g***er will be when his boy friend farts in his face!!!!! There in lies the g***er for Dons T!!!!!!!:D
     
  7. guiseart
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 3,862

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    ...the closest this guy will get to a g***er will be when his boy friend farts in his face!!!!! [/quote]


    Oh, that **** was funny... don't care who ya are!
     
  8. Larry T
    Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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    G***ers had to have tires and wheels in the stock location. If you altered the wheelbase, it's an altered or fx.
    Larry T
     
  9. DE SOTO
    Joined: Jan 20, 2006
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    In reality MOST of the cars out there guys are calling "G***ER'S" are nuthing more than a Late 60s~70s street racer.

    When i was a kid in the early 70s, My unkle and all his buddys had cars like this .... Only a few had a straight axle, Most had stock front suspensions with EELCO or CAL CUSTOM front end lift kits.

    VERY VERY if any guys actually had an altered wheel base car on the street.
     
  10. rjgideon
    Joined: Sep 12, 2005
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    I do believe I have a new signature. Thanks, timebomb. That's a keeper. :D
     
  11. Mike
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    Mike
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  12. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
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    The T stands for TURD........
     
  13. 56KUSTOM
    Joined: Apr 26, 2005
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    56KUSTOM
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    Now Bo Hopkins owns it and having it restored to tour with.
     
  14. VonDad
    Joined: Apr 17, 2001
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    Don's T this is for you

    [​IMG]
     
  15. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
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    He must not have any friends to play with in M***:confused:
     
  16. guiseart
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  17. Gasser 55
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
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    Gasser 55
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    from beaver

    i think it'll be alright
    oddball kustoms has pics of a 49 merc g***er
     
  18. oddball Stony
    Joined: Jun 6, 2006
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    oddball Stony
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    from Toronto

    Ha ha ha, That's the response I expected, What do yo do to a Merc that hasen't been done before, go up!. Who cares if it's not the car of choice to race -it's a tank!!! and all the stuff we modified can easily be undone when we want to do something else to it. But for now we'll keep driving it around, and every so often some guy that can't see that were having fun will flip us the bird, to them I say "whatever"
     

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