SFVISBF - How & Why

Knock all you want!

 

Knocks are free and forthcoming on this little trip. We race tomorrow!

 

Lets see a quick picture of the car Slowpoke.
I was a newbie once............. then there was the crash.

I wish you the best of luck tomorrow, your gonna need it.

See you on the hill-

 

I don't own a camera but i can describe it.
It has four wheels, four tires, a seat, a steering wheel and alot of speed so be ready......
You will see it tommorow, as far as a crash.........maybe that to.....,

 

YEAH, I SAW YOUR TRASH CAN !!!!
NEXT MONTH YOU WILL GOING FOR YOUR DRIVER T-SHIRT,IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS !!!!!
EVIL ED,THE ONE WHO CHECKED YOUR BRAKES !!!!

 

How do i know which Ed this is????????????
I thought i saw two of you in the Ralphs parking lot!!!!!!!!!

I have Balls....what kind would you like?

 

That was my brother from another mother,you guess which one !!!!
I don't want them,I just asked if you had them !!!!
EVIL ED,WINNER OF THE S.F.V.I.S.B.F. 2006 BEST TRASH TALKER AWARD

 

It seems Ed's evil has spread to the hamb, talking trash on the yahoo page was not enough. May the soapbox gods help us!

 

I found my twin on Sunday,I talk trash on one page and he talks trash on the other page !!!!!!!
EVIL ED,THANK YOU SOAPBOX GODS !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was seventeen and immortal. My buddy was a year younger, and the rest of the bunch were all under twenty-one. A few fell back about halfway down the hill - they pulled out of their tucks and sat up... probably dropped them down to about forty-five or fifty. I just gripped the frame of my borrowed Cinelli with my knees, took a line of sight over the top of the stem and held on for dear life. I was a BMX and mountainbike racer - I didn't see how anybody could get hurt on anything as safe as pavement. A couple of weeks later, I took a spill, and realized why roadies shave their legs: the road rash isn't nearly as bad without hair to help rip the skin off.

 

WHERE'S THE VIDEO from yesterday???

 

Here are a couple of video shorts and a couple of shots of the cars:

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/gowjobs/sfvisbf/

 

for a newbie SLOWPOKE 215 kicked alot of your asses .... ha
but the true test will be the pavement.
joey

 

You have to give the guy a chance to put all the stuff together !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't build a HOT ROD in 24 hours, do you ??????????????????
It takes about two weeks !!! MAYBE THREE !!!

 

Very entertaining and fun. HAMB illegal traditional soapbox derby would be awesome.

 

HE DIDN'T KICK MY ASS !!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PAVEMENT RACE, MY PAVEMENT CAR IS WAY FASTER THAN MY DIRT/ROADRACE CAR !!!!!!!!!
EVIL ED, 2 CAR OWNER, 2 TIME TROPHY HOLDER !!!!

 

We NEED this footage for the next vid. Can you send me some files?

thanks!

 

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I think ill get pretty beat in the faster coarses, but thanks Joey.

Is your brother gonna race your spare car next race ED????????

 

Alright...alright....I'll try to be patient....but tell him to hurry up, he's got fans that wanna see

 

Ed's a sweetheart isnt he?!!!!!!!!

 

If I can get both cars there,I have another driver, a.k.a. TEAM EVIL !!!!

 

SOME PEOPLE THINK SO !!! I'M A REAL BITCH ON RACE DAY AND THE DAY AFTER !!!!!

 

ELLIOT HAS A FAN??????? I WILL RELAY THE MESSAGE !!!!!!!

 

Keep your shirt on! Geeze! These things take time! Patience! I t normally takes about a month to get the vids together.

 

SHE CAN'T, SHE IS TOPLESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

thats y i sad alot of, meanings not all.

 

That's ok, my car cost $40.00 to build, I'm impressed with the dollars to fun equation.