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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Jimv, Apr 18, 2004.

  1. Jimv
    Joined: Dec 5, 2001
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    I weas walking by a adult bookstore the other day(sic) when I happen to think it was a church & while walking down the I noticed some DVD that was ***le" Hotbods& tailpipes"( go figure) Well there was quite a few rods on thje covers, A 30 something roadster, black with flames, a yellow 30ish P/U & alot of others,. Whos cars are they & how do they get Gigs like that?? [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    The babes are all 10's!!
    Jimv
     
  2. AHotRod
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    Did you have your Camera Phone handy? [​IMG]
     
  3. builtbyme
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    [ QUOTE ]
    when I happen to think it was a church

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Funny how that happens to NICE car guys like us... [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Bigdaddy
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    hey funny thing is that my buddies cars are in a volume of that.... its a 4 door 57 and a two door 55 chevy,.... the guy gave them each $500 and promised no *** in the cars.. and let them take around his benz all day... it was in so cal guess its shipped world wide huh...

    -Bigdaddy
     
  5. stolenmojo
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    man i must have a problem with my computer, because all the pics that JimV posted aren't showing up?
     
  6. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
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    from Chicago

    "Fast Cars and Tiki Bars"... do a search. Involves a deuce roadster and a '46 woodie... [​IMG]

    The mad fabricators is BETTER than ****.
     
  7. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    ....Well there was quite a few rods on the covers,...
    Jimv

    [/ QUOTE ]
    And I'll bet plenty more "rods" on film! [​IMG]
    Damn, I'd take $500. to let 'em use my rod for a **** film, hell, they could even use my car too. [​IMG]
     
  8. shoebox72
    Joined: Jan 24, 2003
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    A friend of mines radical 55 Chevy wagon is pictured in a recent issue of Club International a****st cu***ber weilding babes.

    Billy
     
  9. OutLaw
    Joined: Sep 1, 2001
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    2 of my favorite things
     
  10. hotrod54chevy
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    from Ohio

    [ QUOTE ]
    "Fast Cars and Tiki Bars

    [/ QUOTE ]
    i own that one!that's my favorite one!
    Creepy
     
  11. Spike!
    Joined: Nov 22, 2001
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    My old C-Dan was in a low budget **** called "Hot Rod Harlets". It was filmed at a local video store. No *** actually happened in the car, but the "star" girl posed with my car for the jacket cover and had a scene where she pulled it into the store parking lot. That was two years ago. Poor girl had a seizure while cooking on a gas stove and caught on fire just a few months ago. Lost a couple fingersand other body parts. Last I heard she was still in critical condition. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

    Spike
     
  12. Spike!
    Joined: Nov 22, 2001
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    Just found the website about the cooking fire. Very sad..
    Shannon link
     
  13. Wow Spike, that's some reading. Looks like she's in for a very long haul. Hope she makes it OK.

    Dennis
     
  14. heyitsnate
    Joined: Apr 8, 2004
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    i once was having an intimate moment with CLUB INTERNATIONAL eagerly leafing through it's contents when BAM!!I saw roger miret's 32 chevy.roger is in my car club and i immediately thought of him.then i thought of me thinking of him whilst gawking at ****.as much as i like hot rods,and as much as i like ****,i'm totally against mixing the two......
     
  15. abe lugo
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
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    YOU guys are getting sappy all over mixing **** and hotrods, doesn't GERM do that all day long? with Cole? haha!!!


    well, here is a cool link to see some nitro ****
    http://www.drwheelie.com/nitro****/
     
  16. BigJim394
    Joined: Jan 21, 2002
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    A friend of mine owns a video store that features a large selection of "art films".
    He said that there are about 10 different volumes of "Hotbods & tailpipes" videos that have been released over the last couple of years.
    Hell, there was even a **** Star riding in a roadster on the cover of Rod and Custom a couple of years ago.
     
  17. thirtytwo
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    [ QUOTE ]

    Hell, there was even a **** Star riding in a roadster on the cover of Rod and Custom a couple of years ago.

    [/ QUOTE ]??????????????did i miss something?
     
  18. BigJim394
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    Yep, a **** star named Charlie was the p***enger in a roadster (maybe a 33 or 34) on the cover of an issue of R&C in maybe 2001.
    Here's a pic of her (I think she is no longer in the **** bizness)

    [​IMG]
     
  19. thirtytwo
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    was it the directors car??? or were the pics of the car just shot in the san fernando valley? or was the car a prop??

    wheres the cover?

    im in disbelief i didnt think there has been females on hot rod magizines since american rodder ???? maybe her agent got confused with the ***le of the mag??? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  20. Oh yeah I remember that issue except it was Street rodder and she was holding a surfboard beside a phantom 1937 ford woody "kind of ironic now that you think about it" roadster
     
  21. chopolds
    Joined: Oct 22, 2001
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    from howell, nj

    Traci Lords was a "celebrity guest" at Sledscene East a couple years ago.
    WTF were they thinking?????
     
  22. Jimv
    Joined: Dec 5, 2001
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    whats wrong with TL being a guest? smart move!!Besides its Jersey!!
    JimV
     
  23. Spike!
    Joined: Nov 22, 2001
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    Tracy Lords was in the film "Cry Baby" with Johnny Depp and others, which included a few rods and sleds..Filmed in Baltimore Maryland too [​IMG] John Waters' home town..

    Spike
     
  24. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    I like ****!!!! with or without hot rods [​IMG]
     
  25. Faded Love Garage
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Poster: OutLaw
    Subject: Re: hotrods & ****

    2 of my favorite things


    [/ QUOTE ] I second that emotion.
     
  26. moondisc
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I weas walking by a adult bookstore the other day(sic) when I happen to think it was a church & while walking down the I noticed some DVD that was ***le" Hotbods& tailpipes"( go figure) Well there was quite a few rods on thje covers, A 30 something roadster, black with flames, a yellow 30ish P/U & alot of others,. Whos cars are they & how do they get Gigs like that?? [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    The babes are all 10's!!
    Jimv

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Your a ****ing perv Jim! hehe
     
  27. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
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    I am having a hard time picturing hot rods and **** together. Pictures would really make this thread much easier to understand.
     
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  28. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    I second that......Hey did I say I like **** [​IMG]
     
  29. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    Hotrods and Hotbods,,and TAILPIPES are **** *** videos, There are about 16 different chapters,,,

    Most of the INFORMATION here is INCORRECT,,,
    I have a personal insight on the MATTER,,

    NO I didn't ACT in them,,,,
    But A bro's BAND ""THE PADDED CELL" use to
    Play in all kinds of **** VIDEOS, so I have seen some of them **** shoots before....

    I'm not going to drop any LINKS in this,
    But if you wanna see what it is all about,,,

    You can search for SHANESWORLD...

    Don't expect JESUS to WAND you on EASTER for being HOLY,,
    The VIDEOS are ********

    I have a VIDEO with a CLUBMATES OLD ford in it,,,,,,,

    HERSHEL SAVAGE,,,,,IS AN OLD ***OCIATE of OURS.....
    He' has a 54 ford GL***TOP,,,,
    HE use to
    PIPE a FEW ****S in it, and we got to see a FILM made inside PERRY's garage.......
    (THIS WAS 7 years ago)

    A few of us HAMBERS are actually...
    in another VIDEO called
    "THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DRUNKY THE BEAR"....

    I wear a COSTUME...
    and PUSH this dude off the roof of a HOTEL...
    and punch this DUDE in the FACE in TAHOE for throwing me through a fence....

    I wont say the other HAMBERS name cause he MIGHT be TO GREASER COOL for those OLD days,,,
    ,,,,

    Thats the NEW ****O version of JACK***..
    I never saw any of the ****ING being FILMED,, But we were around when the other **** was filmed,, and then the **** SCENES was EDITED in the film........

    **** IS ****ING DUMB,,
    Just a BUNCH of DIP****S choking their ****S, doing ****** and COCAINE,, and SCREWING chicks with BAD SKIN and TOO MUCH MAKE UP on.....

    I wanna make the HOT rod VERSION of JACK***,,,,
    and PUSH Ricky racer off the ROOF at PASO,, and PISS in someones coffee.......
     
  30. Jimv
    Joined: Dec 5, 2001
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    "**** is dumb" Dude your mooking a american staple!! Next you'll be saying that Elvis could only play 3 cords & never wrote a song!!LOL [​IMG]
    JimV
     

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