THEM! Hangout at MarkX's UPDATED WITH PIC'S

big up to the evenings host.....

 

monkey wrench?

(honest) good to see you again my friend....

 

I'm a NorTex female HAMBER, but I couldn't make it to the shindig cause I had to work. Sorry, no food runs from me, but hopefully the Mr.'s made enough of an appearance for the both of us. So HankCash, how big of a motor you got in that minibike? I'm working out this deal on a 5hp gocart motor for the Short Fuse. You want a lil' friendly compe***ion??? I'll smoke your ***!

 

Hey CHA CHA... You will smoke my ***?
Sounds like something your man said to one one of the drunk wandering vagrants lastnight......

Jen (my old lady) was SUPER bummed that she was the only "sig other" that was there.... you are gonna be at the show Sat right? She needs a couple of drinking buddies....
O, and by the way, that mini-bike motor is a 3.5 hP motor, It's not too fast, but is runs better when Kevin's not on the back and there and no Fiesta grocery sacks on the handlebars....

Here's you man in full effect lastnight...
(Kartbreaker)

 

Here's a quick rundown of the evenings notable events...
There were 2 drunken vagrant "incidents" lastnight.

Incident #1:
This guy wanders up to the shop. ponytail, blk vinyl jacket, jeans and sneakers... He is obvoiusly high on something.... we give him some food off the grill and someone offers him their last few sips of a room-temp brew that they were sippin' on to wash everything down.
Then we start telling him that we are gay Hot Rodders and would like to do "things" with him, too him and have things done to us! He plays along for a minute, but you can tell that he is getting a little freaked out...
He makes a comment about how he is wanting to get to downtown (Dallas)... so Mark offers to take him on the mini-bike.. he actually thought about the offer and I gaurontee that he would have taken Mark up on the offer had he been serious with the offer to begin with...
Time goes by and we **** with him a little bit more. Then out of the blue a city bus pulls up to the bus stop that is right by the shop... A couple of the fellas say "hey man, there is the buss for downtown"... then they proceed to walk him over to the bus stop, push him onto the bus, hand him a dollar and say their goodbye's. No one ever thought to look on the front of the bus to see where it was ACTUALLY headed ...

Incident #2:

I was giving (very little) help with the guys in the back of the shop on the mini-bike so I missed out on alot of what happened with the Drunken vagrant #2...
Basically ANOTHER (VERY DRUNK) guy wanders up to the shop enterance... (no it wasn't Dusty). The same scenario starts to be played out with this guy... "we are gay rodders. we want to *** on you. have you ever had prision *** with a man"? and so on....
Then the guy pulls out his wallet and starts showing everyone his "wallet full of warrants"... I was not there but apparently there were a bunch...
The fellas (and Jen) really start laying into him ********... offering him $3 for a ******* and what not....
He get's a little freaked out and walks across the street.
A few minutes later a cop pulls up and say's that he got a call from a guy claiming that there were a bunch of guys at the shop offering money for homo***ual ***!!!!
The fellas drunkingly stumble thru the story (leaving out a few points I'm sure) and give the cop the description of the guy... Then they spot him across the street watching....
The cop goes over to talk to him and I guess when he pulled out his ID all of the warrants came spilling out...
Handcuffs and off to jail....

Did I leave anything out guys???

IS IT ME OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE DUSTY IS GIVING THIS GUY THE "PRISON UP AND DOWN, ONCE OVER" IT THIS PIC???


HC

 

Haha!! I wish I could have been there, sounds like you fella's had a blast. maybe next time.

 

Nah, that's not his prison look...that's his "i'll knock this mother ****er out if....." look. It's a fairly common one for him. His prison look has him with the "Crazy Eyes." I get that one alot from him. Like when I spend all our money on something retarded. I will definately be there on Saturday. I'm looking forward to it. Tell your wife to definately hook up with me. I'm a great drinkin buddy, especially if she likes Vodka shots. I'll be the drunk obnoxious chick with short hair.

 

REAL CLOSE.

 

That was a crazy night................... I was cool to see everyone who "came"-out ......

Im still recovering!.... and we actually did get some stuff done!!!

Jeff ... glad you liked the brakes!..... You guys are always welcome in the "THEM" lair

 

Hey, hank. just a few things, the bus was going to MLK blvd. We figured Paul would have a good time down there!

And Dave (#2) was just a few minutes from getting the **** kicked out of himself. Drunk homeless guy or not, he should be smart enough to know not to talk **** to a bunch of gay hot rodders!

I also got to go on a beer run in that Shaun(sp)dudes red BB Chevy powered A. Holy **** that think is FAST! I saw it in Austin and knew it was quick but man! I think my young buddys have the hots for his daughter.

keven

 

I'm afraid to find out why Charlie is sniffing that wrench!

 

Keven-

Thanks for the corrections...
I missed alot of what happened to #2 (who does #2 work for) cause I was tryin' to not be a chump and ignore the guys that were nice enought to work on my mini-bike for me...

Shaun's car is INSANE!!!!
Who had it for his daunghter?
Did they know she was 14?
There were a couple of 15-ish looking guys there last night so I guess they can have the feelings that we can't!
Hey, bonus... if one of yer young pals can land the deal with the 14 YO... look what an AWESOME father in law they would gain....
"hey dad, I need help with my project"...
He also said that she "grew up" in a garage.... (BONUS).
And didn't she go on a beer run sometime during the night with someone???
Fetches beers, dad is a hot rodder with the fastest A in Texas, grew up in a grarge, easy on the eyes.....
Get yer young friends on that...
Flowers, dinner and a movie! They can call me if they need any pointers......

HC

 

It's wierd...Just being at the shop once..it was like I was there.
I just can see the whole thing in my head...

Nice to see my THEM! Family and friends

So did you offer "Love ****er" in the Homo offerings????

Ill be back at the shop soon...

Evel

 

Unfortunately, Eric, Keeper of the Love ****er, got there a little late to spread it on the homeless guys.

 

Update from Jen....
She said the the 14 Y/O was talking about how cute the 2 young-ish boys that came with Keven were... She liked one of them ALOT (I think it was the younger one)....

I feel a HAMB-HOOK-UP coming on......

Keven, do you always travel with young boys?
Isn't that a parole violation?

HC