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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by beautifuldisaster, Apr 23, 2004.

  1. I am new to this board. We went to VLV this year and really caught the lifestyle. My boyfriend and I live in the Dallas area and wondered how many from this area are here (saw a few looking around)
    Also, how do you get in a car club and do you have to have a certain year car to join (asking for my BF)
    We have a late 60's dodge.
     
  2. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,416

    Flexicoker
    Member

    Whereabouts in Dallas area do you live? I'm in Coppell. Welcome to the board from a fellow newb.
     
  3. Welcome to the HAMB. You shouldnt have any trouble finding anybody from your area as this is becoming Texas's second home. Hope you enjoy it.
    Greg
     
  4. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    I heard "THEM" was looking to bring MEMBERSHIP numbers,,, inline with the MARTHA STERWART SEWING CIRCLE-INSIDER TRADER(tm), CURTAIN MAKING
    STICKER COLLECTING GROUP,,

    To get in
    THEM

    You can BE BI-***UAL,
    But only BI WEEKLY,,,,


    CAR CLUBS are for people who cant decide what T-SHIRT to wear when they WAKE up in the MORNING...
    and for guys who run their ROADSTER winshields in the 90 degree position,,,

    "WE CANT MAKE DOOR LATCHES FOR OUR ****BOX, so we'll WATCH "COOOP" on A&E, and WELD them CLOSED,,,

    What do two LESBIAN chicks APPLY for when they want to get MARRIED in SAN ***SICKO???

    A LIQUOR LICENSE....

    Can your B-FRIEND build a SMALL BLOCK """CUBAN style"""" like my BOY """"BURNDUP""""".?????

    DOES it run on SALMON EGGS and CIGAR ASHES??

    I'm going to do a HAMB AUCTION and gather some MONEY to buy BURNDUP a U.P.S UNIFORM so he can WEAR it to MARCH MEETS....
    after he GETS his CL*** "B" drivers LICENSE.....

    GERM
    THE CHEATERS have GOOD coke...
     
  5. Ummmm Ok Germ, whatever

    We live in East Dallas
     
  6. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 25,962

    Roothawg
    Member

    It's been a while Germ............... [​IMG]
     
  7. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Ummmm Ok Germ, whatever

    We live in East Dallas

    [/ QUOTE ]

    SO WHAT are you like 19??? The LIFESTYLE?

    DEEP ELLUM?
    I lived in DALLAS for YEARS,,,
    use to STEAL purses in the WESTEND to get money for HEROIN.....

    do you like RAT RODS?
    Show us your BOYFRIEND naked?
    Are his ***S big>?
    GERM
     
  8. Welcome!

    You've come to the right place for greaser Kulture... plenty of it here! Music, art, hairstyles, cuffed jeans... just don't mention VonDutch Originals... Iron Crosses are cool to talk about... and if you really want to start a lively topic, that'll go to three pages, start a thread about the "origin of the iron cross"... gets 'em every time...

    BTW, show us pics of your Mopar... you get bonus points if its a four door... and you'll put the fun meter off the mark if it is already black primered with red wheels and white walls...

    Again... welcome.

    Sam.
     
  9. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    The CHEATERS coke is SO good, that I almost wanted to JOIN the CLUB
     
  10. 4 door? hellll no [​IMG]

    and no, I am much older than 19, thank goodness.
     
  11. Satinblack
    Joined: Jan 1, 2004
    Posts: 970

    Satinblack
    Member

    welCOME! tO tHE haMB
     
  12. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    late 60's dodge?

    does it have a NASHVILLE ***** sticker on it?
    and a DASH PAD from JOE DIRTS auto trader?

    PUT THE LOTION on the SKIN,
     
  13. How come nobody fills out ANY of their profile page? What's everyone hiding?

    [ QUOTE ]
    Also, how do you get in a car club and do you have to have a certain year car to join (asking for my BF)
    We have a late 60's dodge.



    [/ QUOTE ]

    It depends on what kind of club you're wanting to be in. Different clubs, different criteria.

    How about a pic of the car that you both (?) have.

    Welcome to the HAMB...I think. [​IMG]
     
  14. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    how about a GOTHIC CLUB?
    we drive ROADSTERS with EYELINER pinstripes....
     
  15. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,232

    Kilroy
    Member
    from Orange, Ca

    "Beautiful disaster
    Flyin' down the street again..."

    I just LOOOOOOOVVVVEEE 311!!!!

    They're DREAMY!!!

    This is the PLACE for you!
     
  16. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    DASH PAD from JOE DIRTS auto trader?

    [/ QUOTE ]
    <--------------hmmmmmmmmm
     
  17. <font color="red"> DRAG..you just wish you were as COOL as Joe Dirt(e)..........

    R E D M E A T </font>
     
  18. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    yes I do............you gotta see this van I bought today...*****in man....all I need is one request and Ill post pics..87 dodge Ram M-Fing Van [​IMG]
     
  19. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Post the Love Truck photo already, Fool! [​IMG]

     
  20. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

    Donzie
    Member

    Welcome Beautiful D. You have been properly initiated by our famous "germ". He's in good form today.
    It's ok, we don't understand him either but we love him anyway. He's our very own red-headed step child. [​IMG]

    So show us some pix, keep us company and keep your BF away from the computer....we'll all get a long just fine.
     
  21. Hellfish
    Joined: Jun 19, 2002
    Posts: 6,802

    Hellfish
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    just don't mention VonDutch Originals... Iron Crosses are cool to talk about... and if you really want to start a lively topic, that'll go to three pages, start a thread about the "origin of the iron cross"... gets 'em every time...


    [/ QUOTE ]

    heeey, you're trying to start something!

    make with the pictures already! van, mopar, mopar van, i don't care, just post a picture [​IMG]
     
  22. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    germ's back.
    I wanna see Draglad's **** van.
    Lifestyle is the brand name of a condom too hon.
    It's a good thing you went to VLV so you could get the authentic experience of this lifestyle. You would've been lost at Lead East, that's like comparing Wild Fire Willie to Sha Na Na.
    It's beautiful isn't it?
    Mexis rubbing shoulders with Honkies whilst Dagos and ****s look on in jealousy.
    Short and tall customizing legends staring and, indeed in some cases, groping nubile l***es hooters, isn't it a beautiful 'kultural' thing?
    I liked the part where dudes were blowing up their cars expirementing with the coefficient of drag of radial tires spinning against concrete. See there isn't such a wide chasm between rocketry and hot rodding.
    I also enjoyed the bit where girls were line dancing just like they do in Redneck bars down South, except at VLV it's called strolling.
    Personally the only strolling I ever get to do is when I take my rabbit for a walk around my GAY*** neighborhood.

    I liked the late '60s, they were a good time for me, I was 8 but my thing was already keeping me up at night.
    It was a time of great poverty for my family but the apparel store we lived above of meant I could stare right into the changing rooms.
    I'm no Chuck Berry but sometimes I can Duck Walk like him.

    My sister lives in Dallas, Rob's a great guy, he gives good haircuts.
     
  23. gettingreasy
    Joined: Sep 21, 2002
    Posts: 817

    gettingreasy
    Member

    "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN..." best ****in movie ever. If you want "the lifestyle" frico is the place, if you want "the scene" you've come to the right place.
    -Jesse
     
  24. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    I also liked the part where I sat in my hotel room and watched The Patriot because I couldn't take the ****ing 'lifestyle' anymore.
     
  25. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Damn, Nads...you been drinkin' from the Dead Bug Bottle?? [​IMG]

    Most excellent monolouge, Sir!!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

     
  26. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I also liked the part where I sat in my hotel room and watched The Patriot because I couldn't take the ****ing 'lifestyle' anymore.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I would have HUNG with you BROTHER,,,

    SOUNDS like a LIFESTYLE to me,,,
     
  27. <font color="red"> "gives good haircuts"??????.....is that code for something NADS??????

    R E D M E A T </font>
     
  28. yorgatron
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
    Posts: 4,228

    yorgatron
    Member Emeritus

    you live in Texas and you don't have a shoebox ford? [​IMG]
     
  29. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,130

    plan9
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN..." best ****in movie ever.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN....


    whats with chicks always dropping the boyfriend card?

    who ****in cares about him? he isnt posting... we arent playing pocket pull yet are we??

    me and my boyfriend did <insert homo ******** here>...
     
  30. OldCarPilot
    Joined: Apr 1, 2003
    Posts: 1,292

    OldCarPilot
    Member
    from Bel Air MD

    beautifuldisaster, (thats long to type!)

    Fill out your profile a little. There are a bunch of us in the DFW area. But we're all spread out from N. Dallas to down here in arlington.
     

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