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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by beautifuldisaster, Apr 23, 2004.

  1. Sorry to everyone who is criticizing my post. If you want people to post a certain way maybe you need to let them know before they sign on.
    I dont' mind good hearted jokes but intentionally making fun of someone ain't cool IMO.
     
  2. I think the huns play the boyfriend card so the ****s don't try to hump their leg all night long up near the stage...

    I could be wrong daddy-o. [​IMG]


    Once she finds out that we're into hot rods and customs... and from there on out we're like oil and water... she'll either come to... or split.

    Sam.
     
  3. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 5,249

    JamesG
    Member

    Welcome to DaHaMb!


    Hey Germ, this ones for you.............

    On a Sunday morning sidewalk
    I'm wishing Lord that I was stoned
    'Cause there's something in a Sunday
    That makes a body feel alone.
    And there's nothin' short of dyin'
    That's half as lonesome as the sound
    Of a sleepin' city sidewalk
    And Sunday mornin' comin' down. [​IMG]
     
  4. Satinblack
    Joined: Jan 1, 2004
    Posts: 970

    Satinblack
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I think the huns play the boyfriend card so the ****s don't try to hump their leg all night long up near the stage...


    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOLOLOL
     
  5. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,123

    plan9
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Sorry to everyone who is criticizing my post. If you want people to post a certain way maybe you need to let them know before they sign on.
    I dont' mind good hearted jokes but intentionally making fun of someone ain't cool IMO.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    posting rules is for followers and rentAcops...

    if you were cool... youd give us credentials: how many cherry tattoos youve got, dimensions of boyfriends pomp and give us a list of rockabilly bands youve seen LIVE...

     
  6. alright
    no cherry tatoos, I do have 5 thoguh
    BF's pomp is HUGE

    and

    too many live bands to list, but I'll try
    reverend horton heat
    rocket deville
    big sandy
    slick 57
    VLV7 bands
    wayne the train
    high noon,
    need I go on???
     
  7. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,232

    Kilroy
    Member
    from Orange, Ca

    What, no 311? Did I mention they're DREAMY?
     
  8. Hellfish
    Joined: Jun 19, 2002
    Posts: 6,801

    Hellfish
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    [ QUOTE ]
    If you want people to post a certain way maybe you need to let them know before they sign on.
    I dont' mind good hearted jokes but intentionally making fun of someone ain't cool IMO.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    most folks read a little before they sign on. If you had, you would've noticed which intros get a good response and which don't. There are a few new intros a day. And the fun we're having at your expense is because it seems like you don't get it, so more fun. Once you figure it out it will stop... or you'll join it.

    if YOU are signing on, we want to hear (and see) what YOU are driving, not what your bf/sister/dog/gerbil are driving. I think everyone would love to hear about your bf from HIM.

    now, instead of *****ing, tell us about YOUR car. late 60s mopar doesn't say much...

    intros aren't necessary, but are considered polite and the details help us remember you... and believe it or not, HAMBers remember.

    if you ONLY want to talk about non traditional cars or "the culture" you will be told to go away.
     
  9. Revhead
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
    Posts: 3,027

    Revhead
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    from Dallas, TX

    Welcome to the board from another Dallas person. Don't let germ get to ya.
     
  10. 59Rocket
    Joined: Dec 22, 2002
    Posts: 101

    59Rocket
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    Welcome to HAMB I was at VLV as well...got any good pics of the car show?
     
  11. 74ina66
    Joined: Apr 12, 2004
    Posts: 41

    74ina66
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    I've got a few...Although much like William Hung, I have no professional training
     

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  12. gettingreasy
    Joined: Sep 21, 2002
    Posts: 817

    gettingreasy
    Member

    WHAT IS YOUR ****ING CAR?
    -Jesse
     
  13. traveling boot ho
    Joined: Feb 22, 2004
    Posts: 212

    traveling boot ho
    BANNED

    [ QUOTE ]
    I also enjoyed the bit where girls were line dancing just like they do in Redneck bars down South, except at VLV it's called strolling.


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    i had no clue what they were doing
    thanks for the enlightenment nads babay

    i just know i got the sandwhich treatment so i could get in and see an extrodinairy band and free booze
    otherwise i was just drunk in the parking lot then the bar

    kisses
     
  14. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
    Member
    from Norco, CA



    MAD respect for those Cubans, those dudes are MOTAvated.

    If the word "lifestyle" punctuates your speech, you either live in the Castro, WeHo, or Palm Beach... or just wish you did...
     
  15. I guess I have to ask... what "lifestyle" are you taking about?

    All of us are into the hot rod and custom car "lifestyle"... which unfortunatly clashes with the ratrodrockabillygreaser lifestyle... music is cool... rat rods ****... people dressing up like Elvis and Betty Page are usually cool... but neither is the point of this messageboard...

    nor are cars... so eloquently put by av8... "an accessory to a lifestyle"

    They ARE our lifestyle... everything else is just "jewelry"...

    So now you know why you got bent over the hood of the proverbial car (don't tell your boyfriend)... if you came on here asking questions about your car... said hello... told us what you would like to learn... you would have been wlecomed with open arms... why? Because it's about the iron... but coming on here talking about lifestyle **** and asking how to "fit into" a car club is... uh, just asking for it.

    Sam.
     
  16. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,123

    plan9
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    74ina66 - got more pics of the ****box?
     
  17. 74ina66
    Joined: Apr 12, 2004
    Posts: 41

    74ina66
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    hahahaha.... [​IMG] I told ya....no professional training!!!! and no...no pictchas
     
  18. traveling boot ho
    Joined: Feb 22, 2004
    Posts: 212

    traveling boot ho
    BANNED

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    74ina66 - got more pics of the ****box?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    i thought you got some

    or were you too busy taking pics of girls with your BROTHER?

    kisses
     
  19. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,123

    plan9
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    [ QUOTE ]
    hahahaha.... [​IMG] I told ya....no professional training!!!! and no...no pictchas

    [/ QUOTE ]

    i didnt even see it... kinda hard to miss...

    my attention span is the same as a kid with A.D.D.
     
  20. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
    Member
    from Norco, CA

    this thread reminded me of something...

    Can any body teach me some Italian?

    Specifically, I really wanna know how to say "Dont let the door hit ya on yer big fat *** on your way out!" ...in Italian...


    [​IMG]

    pm it to me...

    -J
     
  21. 74ina66
    Joined: Apr 12, 2004
    Posts: 41

    74ina66
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    [ QUOTE ]
    74ina66 - got more pics of the ****box?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    oops...found one more close up of the paint on that one...
     

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  22. 74ina66
    Joined: Apr 12, 2004
    Posts: 41

    74ina66
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    anotha
     

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  23. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,123

    plan9
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    74ina66 - got more pics of the ****box?

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    oops...found one more close up of the paint on that one...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    seen it up close before, just never had a camera... that paint job is death metal!!!

    is it getting sized down automatically or do you have it in higher resolution? eh?
     
  24. 74ina66
    Joined: Apr 12, 2004
    Posts: 41

    74ina66
    Member

    I've got it in higher res
     
  25. Aww, fer cryin out loud...POST A PIC OF THE CAR, ALREADY!!!! This is a message board about CARS! sheesh. This is a great place to learn/help, but there's a few simple things you're gonna haveta grasp, first. Most of those things have been spelled out, in no uncertain terms.
     
  26. mad57olds
    Joined: Jun 21, 2003
    Posts: 108

    mad57olds
    Member

    welcome to HAMB. don't let these guys get to you, some have more **** then brains and even smaller balls to back up the **** that steadily flows from there pie hole. [​IMG]
    There is a huge following in your area and you shouldn't have any problem finding other who are into that life-style.

    again welcome

     
  27. Ah...well....I.....ah......oh **** just re-read Sams posts [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  28. <font color="red"> I like long walks on the beach,holding hands and sundaes!........I also love KICKING THE **** OUT OF SCENSTER ****S WHO RIDE THE BUS BUT KNOCK REAL CAR FOLKS CARS!..PROBABLY THE REASON FOR NO CAR PICS OR TALK OF "THEIR" CAR!.......OH and I forgot to mention I like babies(Especially with extra BBQ sauce and a side of slaw!)

    R E D M E A T </font>
     
  29. BELLM
    Joined: Nov 16, 2002
    Posts: 2,590

    BELLM
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    Nads? Got any pictures? Changing room! [​IMG] hahaha!
     
  30. helloooooooooooo and whatever won't get much respect here, especially if you really are much over 19. (you can always tell when a chick knows she's wrong, she starts the whatever thing)
     

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