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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by unclescooby, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. unclescooby
    Joined: Jul 5, 2004
    Posts: 5,010

    unclescooby
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    from indy

    I'm sorry but this was so incredibly stupid I had to post it here. Feel free to delete if need be but I felt like the comments might be worth it. If anyone here bought the t-shirts with the Tattoo sleeves last fall, this might be the product for you though.

    I'm posting it for laughs only despite it apparently being a real product. Read the question and answer parts at the bottom of the auction. This is the world we live in.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...&viewitem=&item=260148596999#ebayphotohosting
     
  2. Omega
    Joined: Jul 11, 2006
    Posts: 874

    Omega
    Member
    from Mass

    Lmao.. i read it when fidgi posted this, funny *** ****,..

    Id really like to see this scenario planned out on film.

    Take one, mount it in the headliner, have a convict looking raggedy looking guys picture on the back side so it looks like hes peeking through, and just cover it with cardboard. freak out your p***enger on the highway when you say '' let me get some fresh air, remove my ghetto cardboard sunroof cover...

    the ratrodders should eat that up..
     
  3. I have got to stop reading these ebay threads.
     
  4. scrapmetalart
    Joined: Mar 29, 2004
    Posts: 161

    scrapmetalart
    Member
    from DAYTON

    The worst part is that someone is bidding on it!!!
     
  5. I'm waiting for the one with half a fake baseball stuck in it.
     
  6. Haha I need one of them for my roadster! :p :rolleyes: :D

    Sorry I could not resist!:(
     
  7. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    The best part is the set of questions. Click to read them all.

    God damn, I couldn't resist adding to the stupididty. I asked:

    "I prefer to drive my car during and after drinking grain alcohol. Do you have a sticker for the windshield to make it look like I am not intoxicated while I am driving? Maybe the image could also make me look white, wealthy and successful. That way the police would let me drive right by instead of pulling me over. Also, I need a sticker to make my ***** seem larger. If you don't make such a thing yet, when will it be available?"
     
  8. Shifty Shifterton
    Joined: Oct 1, 2006
    Posts: 4,964

    Shifty Shifterton
    Member

    Dude, that stick on sunroof will make your ***** appear larger just by ***ociation.

    I'm gonna get 15 of em and make my car a tinted bubbletop

    Better yet, get one for your doormat and freak out the salesmen. "Get off my mat you idiot, can't you see it's gl***!"
     
  9. tdoty
    Joined: Jun 21, 2006
    Posts: 821

    tdoty
    Member

    Oh my God! It's an Acme Portable Hole! Wyle E. Coyote would be proud!

    Tim D.
     
  10. David Chandler
    Joined: Jan 27, 2007
    Posts: 1,101

    David Chandler
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    All they need is one of those fake Cell Phones that I saw in JC Whitneys a while back.
     
  11. Super good idea, I do same thing by putting potato in pants.
     
  12. hahaha...best laugh I've had in a while.

    <table style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(196, 196, 196); border-right: 1px solid rgb(196, 196, 196);" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100&#37;"><tbody><tr><td cl***="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-left: 15px;" valign="top" width="15">Q: </td> <td cl***="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" width="633">can I get away with only buying one, for two cars... and switch which one I put it on depending on my mood? </td> <td cl***="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-right: 10px; text-align: right;" width="20%">Aug-17-07</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <td cl***="questionA questionrowpadding" style="padding-left: 15px;" valign="top" width="15">A: </td> <td cl***="questioncontent questionrowpadding">Once you install the sunroof if you take it off, the sunroof won&#180;t damage your car, but it will not be able to use on another car, this is for prevent burglars to steal it.</td></tr></tbody></table>
    Genius :rolleyes:

    Bryan
     
  13. irondoctor
    Joined: Jan 7, 2007
    Posts: 568

    irondoctor
    Member
    from Newton, KS

    You have to click on the "read more" on the questions that is the funniest **** Yet. What is this guy thinking as he answers these questions? " I will be getting a viper soon" who put that one on?
     
  14. I've always said there is no IQ requirement to use eBay.
     
  15. El Gordo
    Joined: Aug 20, 2007
    Posts: 432

    El Gordo
    Member

    I've seen this item trashed on 3 different forums and THAT is the funniest comment of all!
     
  16. cretin
    Joined: Oct 10, 2006
    Posts: 3,059

    cretin
    Member

    <TABLE cl***=questiontableborder cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD cl***="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.2" vAlign=top>Q: </TD><TD cl***="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" vAlign=top width=633>Do you have a holographic version so that if someone looks from a certain angle, the sunroof will look like it's open? </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    HA HA HA
     
  17. dorksrock
    Joined: May 25, 2006
    Posts: 416

    dorksrock
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    <TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: #c4c4c4 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #c4c4c4 1px solid" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD cl***="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px" vAlign=top width=15>Q: </TD><TD cl***="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" width=633>how much horsepower does this add? </TD><TD cl***="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="PADDING-RIGHT: 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: right" width="20%">Aug-17-07</TD></TR><TR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><TD cl***="questionA questionrowpadding" style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px" vAlign=top width=15>A: </TD><TD cl***="questioncontent questionrowpadding">The self adhesive sunroof doesn´t add any horsepower to the car.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  18. dorksrock
    Joined: May 25, 2006
    Posts: 416

    dorksrock
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