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O/T new sunroof design

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by unclescooby, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. unclescooby
    Joined: Jul 5, 2004
    Posts: 5,007

    unclescooby
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    from indy

    I'm sorry but this was so incredibly stupid I had to post it here. Feel free to delete if need be but I felt like the comments might be worth it. If anyone here bought the t-shirts with the Tattoo sleeves last fall, this might be the product for you though.

    I'm posting it for laughs only despite it apparently being a real product. Read the question and answer parts at the bottom of the auction. This is the world we live in.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...&viewitem=&item=260148596999#ebayphotohosting
     
  2. Omega
    Joined: Jul 11, 2006
    Posts: 874

    Omega
    Member
    from Mass

    Lmao.. i read it when fidgi posted this, funny ass shit,..

    Id really like to see this scenario planned out on film.

    Take one, mount it in the headliner, have a convict looking raggedy looking guys picture on the back side so it looks like hes peeking through, and just cover it with cardboard. freak out your passenger on the highway when you say '' let me get some fresh air, remove my ghetto cardboard sunroof cover...

    the ratrodders should eat that up..
     
  3. I have got to stop reading these ebay threads.
     
  4. scrapmetalart
    Joined: Mar 29, 2004
    Posts: 161

    scrapmetalart
    Member
    from DAYTON

    The worst part is that someone is bidding on it!!!
     
  5. I'm waiting for the one with half a fake baseball stuck in it.
     
  6. Haha I need one of them for my roadster! :p :rolleyes: :D

    Sorry I could not resist!:(
     
  7. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    The best part is the set of questions. Click to read them all.

    God damn, I couldn't resist adding to the stupididty. I asked:

    "I prefer to drive my car during and after drinking grain alcohol. Do you have a sticker for the windshield to make it look like I am not intoxicated while I am driving? Maybe the image could also make me look white, wealthy and successful. That way the police would let me drive right by instead of pulling me over. Also, I need a sticker to make my penis seem larger. If you don't make such a thing yet, when will it be available?"
     
  8. Shifty Shifterton
    Joined: Oct 1, 2006
    Posts: 4,964

    Shifty Shifterton
    Member

    Dude, that stick on sunroof will make your penis appear larger just by association.

    I'm gonna get 15 of em and make my car a tinted bubbletop

    Better yet, get one for your doormat and freak out the salesmen. "Get off my mat you idiot, can't you see it's glass!"
     
  9. tdoty
    Joined: Jun 21, 2006
    Posts: 821

    tdoty
    Member

    Oh my God! It's an Acme Portable Hole! Wyle E. Coyote would be proud!

    Tim D.
     
  10. David Chandler
    Joined: Jan 27, 2007
    Posts: 1,101

    David Chandler
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    All they need is one of those fake Cell Phones that I saw in JC Whitneys a while back.
     
  11. Super good idea, I do same thing by putting potato in pants.
     
  12. hahaha...best laugh I've had in a while.

    <table style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(196, 196, 196); border-right: 1px solid rgb(196, 196, 196);" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100&#37;"><tbody><tr><td class="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-left: 15px;" valign="top" width="15">Q: </td> <td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" width="633">can I get away with only buying one, for two cars... and switch which one I put it on depending on my mood? </td> <td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-right: 10px; text-align: right;" width="20%">Aug-17-07</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <td class="questionA questionrowpadding" style="padding-left: 15px;" valign="top" width="15">A: </td> <td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding">Once you install the sunroof if you take it off, the sunroof won&#180;t damage your car, but it will not be able to use on another car, this is for prevent burglars to steal it.</td></tr></tbody></table>
    Genius :rolleyes:

    Bryan
     
  13. irondoctor
    Joined: Jan 7, 2007
    Posts: 568

    irondoctor
    Member
    from Newton, KS

    You have to click on the "read more" on the questions that is the funniest crap Yet. What is this guy thinking as he answers these questions? " I will be getting a viper soon" who put that one on?
     
  14. I've always said there is no IQ requirement to use eBay.
     
  15. El Gordo
    Joined: Aug 20, 2007
    Posts: 432

    El Gordo
    Member

    I've seen this item trashed on 3 different forums and THAT is the funniest comment of all!
     
  16. cretin
    Joined: Oct 10, 2006
    Posts: 3,059

    cretin
    Member

    <TABLE class=questiontableborder cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.2" vAlign=top>Q: </TD><TD class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" vAlign=top width=633>Do you have a holographic version so that if someone looks from a certain angle, the sunroof will look like it's open? </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    HA HA HA
     
  17. dorksrock
    Joined: May 25, 2006
    Posts: 416

    dorksrock
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    <TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: #c4c4c4 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #c4c4c4 1px solid" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px" vAlign=top width=15>Q: </TD><TD class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" width=633>how much horsepower does this add? </TD><TD class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="PADDING-RIGHT: 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: right" width="20%">Aug-17-07</TD></TR><TR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><TD class="questionA questionrowpadding" style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px" vAlign=top width=15>A: </TD><TD class="questioncontent questionrowpadding">The self adhesive sunroof doesn´t add any horsepower to the car.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  18. dorksrock
    Joined: May 25, 2006
    Posts: 416

    dorksrock
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