I remember a few years ago a tape done by someone and there was a segment about parodies,,,, The ones that stands out was,,FORD,,,First on race day,,,found on reservation dump,,,fix or repair daily,,, Fiat,,,fix it again Tony Know anymore? HRP
A couple for the Aussy Holden, Heap Of Loud Disturbing Engine Noise Hope Our Luck Dosent End Now Holes Oil Leaks Dents, and Engine Noise.
FORD: </B></U>Fast On Race Day First On Race Day Fantasizes On Race Day Fast Only Rolling Downhill Forever On Rolling Development Family Orientated Rusting Demon Fearful Of Real Danger Ferociously Over Rated Dunger F**ked On Race Day Forgotten On Race Day Found On Rubbish Dump Found On Road Dead Fix Or Repair Daily Flying Onto Rubbish Dump First On Road Dead Feared On Race Day Fixed On Race Day Flavour On Race Day Flying On Race Day Favoured On Race Day Favourite On Race Day Farts On Race Day Fumes On Race Day First Onto Rubbish Dump Flip Over Read Directions F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot Firsst On Recall Day First On Rust & Deterioration Fault Of R&D Features O.J. & Ron's DNA Found On Russian Dump F**king On Road Disaster F**ked On Road Disaster Flooded Old Roasted Dunger For Old Retired ****heads For Old Retarded Dudes Famous On Race Day Found On Race Day Flogged On Race Day Fire On Race Day F**ked Over Race Design Fetish Over Realising Danger First On Rust Duty Found On Ray's Drive Flips On Race Day Friends Of Rotary Drivers Friends Of Rotary ****s Fails On Rusty Doors Friends Of Rusty Drivers Friends Of Rusty ****s Friends Of Rover Drivers Friends Of Rover ****s Friends Of Rally ****s Friends Of Rally Drivers Flies On Rusty Doors Flying On Rusty Doors First On Rusty Doors Famous Old Rusty Doors First Overall Rust Deterioration Faithful Old Rusty Doors Four Old Rusty Doors F**kin' Old Rusty Dunger/s Fearful Of Rover Drivers Fearful Of Rotary Drivers Fearful Of Rally Drivers Faints On Race Day For Old Retarded ****s For Old Retired ****s For Old Retarded ****heads Found On Railroad Deserted Found On Roadside Dead Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy Factory Ordered Road Disaster backwards -- ****s Ride On Fords Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge Ford Owner Really Dumb Faithful Old Rusting Dungers Favourite Of Reject Division Farting Old Reckless Design Falls Onto Recycling Dump Fearful Of Recycling Dumps Flies Onto Recycling Dump Flying Onto Recycling Dump First Onto Recycling Dump Famous Old Recycled Dungers Famous Old Rejected Dungers Fearful Of Rapid Destruction Fearful Of Rampant Destruction For Only Retired Designers For Only Retarded Designers Favourite Of Recycle Department Favourite Of Rain Directors Famous Old Recycled Dirtbags Filthy Old Rattling Dungers Famous Old Rattling Design Filthy Old Rattling Dungers Filthy Old Rattling Design First On Rapid Deterioration Favourite On Rapid Deterioration Famous Old Rejected Design Filthy Old Rejected Design Finest Of Reject Department First Of Rejected Deliveries Frightened Of Real Designs Frightful Of Right Decision Fearful Of Real Decision F**kin' Old Rooted Design Feared Old Rotary Destructer Feared Old Rotary Devastator Favourite Of Ramp Derbies Flies Off Ramps Directly Falls Off Ramps Directly Flops Off Ramps Directly Flips Off Ramps Directly Flies Off Ramps Daily Falls Off Ramps Daily Flops Off Ramps Daily Flips Off Ramps Daily Flies Off Ramps Dangerously Falls Off Ramps Dangerously Flops Off Ramps Dangerously Flips Off Ramps Dangerously Fearful Of Real Directions Favourite Of Rice Drivers Falls On Ramp Derbies Fearful Of Ramp Derbies Flops Onto Rotten Drains Fearful Of Red Dots Floating Old Rusting Derelict Floppy Old Rented Design backwards -- Drivers Rely On Fat backwards-- Driven Regularly On Fat Flattened Old Rusting Dunger backwards -- Datsun Rules Over Ford backkwards -- Dont Ride Over Fifty backwards -- Danged Roaches Outrun Ford Found Off Road Dead Favourite Of Rogue Dealerships Favourite Of Ripoff Dealers Favourite On Road Damaged First On Road Damaged Filthy Old Rusting Demon Fearful Of Racing Damage Favourite Of Rust Damage Fearful Of Reclaimation Developments Favourite Of Reclaimation Developments Falls Off Road Deliberately Flies Off Road Deliberately Flips Off Road Deliberately Floppy Old Rattling Dunger Floppy Old Rattly Dunger Flames On Race Day Fire On Race Day Fearful Of Rain Days Frightened On Rainy Days Fell Off Rear Deck F**kin' Opposed Race-Stewards Decision Forced Open Rear Door Feel Obliged Race Dudette Funding Only Real Disasters F**k Off, Race Director! Front Or Rear Damage Flats On Race Day Holden: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now Hold On Lady Damn Engine Nackered Hop Out Love Da Engine's Nackered Heaps Of Leaks, Dents & Engine Noises BMW: Big Money Waste/r Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Break My Window/Break My Windows Brutal Money Waster Big Motor Worries Broken Motor Worries Big Man Wannabe Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer **** Ugly Idiots Chosen Kruiser Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cant Have Everything Very Rich Old Lady, Eh Toots? Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time Dodge: Drops Oil Drops Grease Everywhere Damage Old Dirty Gas Eater Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again,Tony! Fixed It Again Today F**kin Italian Automobile Trash GM: General Maintenance GMC: Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Mazda: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along Pontiac: Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac (There's a more un PC version of this) Saab: Swedish Automobile Always Broken Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Toyota: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Rover: Rustically Over Vented English Ripoff Rustically Over Vented English Rendition Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Un-informed Drivers Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed Honda: Had One Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything Hundreds Of Noodles Don't Accelerate Hopeless Owners Naturally Drive Anything Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everytime Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment VW: Virtually Worthless Velocity Wobbles Very Wobbly Virtual Wreck Very Wicked Vastly Wicked Vastly Wrecked Vast Wobbler Mitsubishi: Many Imports Try Staying Unique,But incredibly Stay Highly Identical Mopar: Man On Prozac At Retirement Man On Prozac After Retirement Move Over People Are Racing IROC: Italian Retards Out Cruising
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