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  1. blasted
    Joined: Feb 10, 2006
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    blasted
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    from N. Tex

    Wow, your car does work.
    I showed my wify a shot of your car and it drove her so crazy she wanted to do me. I had to ask her what was up with that. She said it made me look younger and better looking. Then she said to much talk - out of mood now.
    Dam-it, send a poster of your ride quick, need more help.
    Killer ride - raw fun
     
  2. Maybe I should print up a bunch of posters and sell 'em!:D That way even some of the guys with their '67 Coronets with GTX stickers on 'em might get laid.:rolleyes:
     
  3. Brad54
    Joined: Apr 15, 2004
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    Brad54
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    from Atl Ga

    Hey, if you don't want me looking at your daughter like that, then don't let her out of the house looking like that!

    The 16 year old across the street was out watering the flowers and pulling weeds yesterday afternoon while a buddy and I were working on getting the Suburban back running. Tight T-shirt and small running shorts. And lots of bending over picking things up.
    After an hour (a fairly enjoyable hour...I won't lie), we came to conclusion that, while they're damn fun to look at, age and experience will beat youth and innocence every time. If you're gonna throw it all away, you don't want it to involve the words "you want me to do what? ew..."

    -Brad
     
  4. blasted
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    from N. Tex

    Or you ask how old they are and you hear, (I am this many), ouch

    Poster, Yes, I need 2 please. I have been married 23 yrs.
     

  5. Hell, I couldn't get 18 year old girls when I was 18...:mad:

    Now, I've got very little to say to 18 year old girls except, "Why yes, I will have fries with that."
     
  6. hoof
    Joined: Jul 14, 2006
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  7. LOL!! Here Here!!

    I get enough "Ew...." from older women as it is, why tip the balance any further than I have to. :eek:
     
  8. 34RUSTROD
    Joined: Apr 5, 2005
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    scary I have a girl that age...man I gotta get a pool to have some pool parties......
     
  9. bobsrats
    Joined: Jan 27, 2006
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    Your sons said they are probably some Mormon girls. Correct me if I'm wrong don't most Mormon usually have a couple wives?


    Reasonable Wife .. Narrated By An Unknown Man !!

    I have been married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said,
    "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept
    on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old."
    "Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, four rat rods,king size bed, money and a
    50" LCD TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
    holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18
    year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap
    apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
     
  10. Malcolm
    Joined: Feb 9, 2006
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    from Nebraska

    I like Dave's Pizza.....
    Take another look at the photo :D

    Malcolm
     
  11. cruzr
    Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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    the blonde in the short levi skirt...........hmmmmmmm

    its ok to just look isnt it??
     
  12. This thread has had a little of everything; fantasy,reality, caution, and go-for-it craziness. Above all, it's made me laugh............a lot.:D Those girls need an award.:)
     
  13. floored
    Joined: Apr 11, 2007
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    They aren't Mormon, if they were they would be way too old not to be married. A 16 year old mormon girl is over the hill. Either that or their husband (not plural) let them off the leash for a day.
     
  14. ALindustrial
    Joined: Aug 7, 2007
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    its always a good time!and congrats, i hope none of their accessories scratched the paint at all ;)
     
  15. ratso575
    Joined: Dec 12, 2006
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    damn animal , I must have been on the wrong end of the city park :mad:
    all I had was an old man driving a 68` gto pulling a canned ham trailor , he kept hitting on my girlfriend asking her to come in and check out his .......camper :eek:

    I saw the girls in guestion , I will have to be back up to animals story , they where , walking around ....and they where , looking at all the rides ........... and they where young an inocent :p

    two things do concern me ,,, how they escaped checking out the roll bar in the ..back seat .. of your plymouth :confused: ( your slipping )
    and how did they let the two of us into there pretty shinny show , funny , there was always a croud around our cars , oops took away the thunder to some of the kazootie cars !!!!
     

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  16. raven
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    Boy, there isn't a bad one in the lot.
    r
     
  17. LUCIFR
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    dude you should name it the predator
     
  18. Von Rigg Fink
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    from Garage

    the one with the holes in the knees of her jeans ..seems like shes been used to the correct possition ..maybe thats why they are wore out..dont let them fool you with innocent behavior!
    LOL
     
  19. Mopar34
    Joined: Aug 8, 2006
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    I got a Plymouth and that's never happened to me. :(

    And I agree....girls didn't look that good back in '64. Must be eating right and getting more nutrition and exercise today:D :D .
     
  20. Damn, I thought I was a pervert, there is something wrong with you guys. Don't you know you are supposed to keep thoughts like this SECRET? Now, go to confession, and ask for forgiveness, you sickos. And make sure you tell the priest all the details, those guys don't get out much.
     
  21. chopperkid13
    Joined: Nov 7, 2006
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    those girls are about my age...pass em my way :-D
     
  22. maxspeedracing
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    I was thinking they were probably excited to find a car their great grandpa had.
     
  23. DtroitDinosaur
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    DtroitDinosaur
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    LOL! That's some kinda funny right there!
     
  24. RugBlaster
    Joined: Nov 12, 2006
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    One out of five sucks.
     
  25. breeder
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    yeah...raised right off the ground if they would get to close!

    i want a daves pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lil slice a pie....
    ohh...shit.....umm,, hi there honey......
    gotta go!:eek:
     
  26. lrseclipse
    Joined: Nov 3, 2007
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    lrseclipse
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    from Dallas, TX

    literally? :p just kidding

    im goin to hell.
     
  27. premium
    Joined: Oct 2, 2006
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    premium
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    from Goergia

    NOPE. shes lookn at me pal..
     
  28. lrseclipse
    Joined: Nov 3, 2007
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    lrseclipse
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    from Dallas, TX

    nooooo, me! they're amateur lesbians :p
     
  29. daves Pizza rocks!
     
  30. fergenboysinc
    Joined: Nov 26, 2006
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    Dont go blaming the Plymie....:D
    [​IMG]
     
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