I need the world's ugliest running/driving car.

I had the same thing happen to me with a 57 truck I had in my driveway. No steering column, engine or tranny, just front and rear end. City guy comes and says I have 3 days to get it running (and laughs) or it gets towed. I find out the neighbor across the street had it called in. So I use my vacation time and spend the next 3 days getting it running. The city guy comes and his mouth hits the ground cuz now its street legal and parked in front of my neighbors house!He couldnt believe it but he gave me a challenge when he laughed. I had flowmasters on it and would leave for work at 6 every morning and let it warm up real good. They thought they didnt like my truck in my own driveway? How about now MFers!

 

there's not a pic, but i can imagine the sheer majesty of this, plus, you can rent it out!

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/car/421694496.html

 

One thing, the neighbor has 20 shitters in his yard and your in trouble for a Studebaker? Tell the City the tanks and planes in front of City Hall are about as abandoned as your car. Yard Art, First Amendment right. Start making sculpture out of crap from the junk yard and tell them it's freedom of speech. Better than Shitters.

 

I say let a section of grass a little bigger than the car grow as tall as you can get it to grow. Push the wagon onto that tall grass spot, take the wheels off and let it sit on the ground, take the hood off and make a box in the engine compartment. NBow fill that box with flowers. balck out the windows and make a sign to fit in the front wheel well opening that says "Stop and smell the flowers! Have a nice day!"
Problem solved. It's no longer a non-functional car. It's a florwerbox!!!

That is unless they have some ordinance about how big of a flowerbx you can have.

 

Another idea...

In response to your neighbor's porta potty collection, maybe you could find a deal on one of these babys!

 

Maybe you could empty one of those on the steps at City Hall.

How about just a plain ol' used, battered Honda or Toyota 4dr, tint the windows, and put a sign and fake dealer stickers in it showing you just bought it from Honest Mohammed's Used Cars in Bagdad (Great Used Cars, Only One In 10 Blows!) .... Make sure Honest Mohammed bears a striking resembalance to Osama or one of those other clowns. And make sure there is a red blinking LED somewhere really obvious inside the car. Put some european type license plates on it, too. With enough middle eastern fine print on it, I bet the tow guys would be scared to pick it up - even if they think it's not from Iraq, they might still think it's wired to blow up -

 

Here you go... ugliest car ever built.



Might be more than you want to spend, though...

 

If you can stand the smell put some lindburger cheese on the exhaust.

 

I plan on turning my uncles Ford Tempo into a truck tomorrow.

Should be possibly the ugliest thing I've ever laid hands on.

He wants to use it to haul scrap metal and go hunting out of, one of his previous dailys was a '92 Cavalier covered with $70.00 or so of stickers from those machines in Restaurants, Theaters, and Gas Stations.

 

Lincoln?

 

Winner! If the price is right.

 

damn I had the perfect car, $200 - 73 mercury comet, bad front end smash (hood peaked up and all), bucket seats 2 bolts barely in each, faded butthole brown paintjob cracked windshield. no bumpers, fuel leak led to engine fire, burnt ignition so kept turning over to feed the fire, went all the way through to trunk before F.D. arrived. Woulda been great for ya though if that hadn't happened

 

http://neptune.spacebears.com/gallery/ugly.html

 

Maybe you could gets some ideas from mad max movies....also if you can find something with a v-8 later on you could drop the engine off in your wagon when it is time to get rid of your NEW FINE RIDE....

 

i found it!!! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=40e_1190118692

 

you might check your local ordinances-- here they are not allowed to move or remove a legal, operating, non violating vehicle to access one in violation. Simply park another vehicle in the way, so the Stude isn't accessible.

 

Just remember what happened to Bad Bad Leroy Brown. He was the meanest guy in the whole damn town. I wouldn't piss off these peckerheads.

 

he was badder than old king kong, meaner than a junkyard dog

 

hello,

something you could do is rent out your front yard to people wanting to store artcars, or any ugly thing. 10-15 of them and you'll be set, and make some cash.

or, get some old portatoilets, and stack them 2 high right across your yard, do what you like behind them, no one will see.

or, start a recycling depo out front, lotts of good stuff's throud out, again you could make some cash.

as my Dad used to say "I thought we won WW2", fight them nazis.

Russ

 

I didn't read all the posts but remember the guy that was pissed at his nieghbors and put the vents in his house in the shape of a hand giving the finger? You should paint something like that on the side of this ugly car you want.
Clark