how much you think I can get....

Don Knotts thinks Jack is a Queerbait.

 

I have nothing funny to contribute to this thread... after 8 pages every jack-ism has been used.... so:

 

Perfect.. Id keep that bunny cause if you do you could get a lot for him
Dave

 

JACK!JACKALOPES!GET JACKY!

 

i wonder if when Elvis got burried in his pink cadillac did he keep the jack or did he sell it? if he kept it i wonder how much it was worth?

 

He didnt need it cause he was all jacked up on drugs.
Dave

 

Oooooooooohhh. Jack the Tripper!

 

There's Jack, and then there's Jack La Lanne! pigpen

 

The Schitt Family

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,

And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Credits to unknown author, Ebaumsworld.com pigpen

 

My god damn head is about to explode!

 

I'll trade a big scoop of kittens for that jack.

 

id probably re jet the carb

 

Ahhhhh, one overlooked matter. He may have the jack, but where's the lug wrench????????????????????

 

Not locked yet, eh? Nine pages huh.

 

Not yet and as far as the lug wrench that was covered on day 1 so fuck that its the JACK
Dave

 

It ain't worth nuttin' unless he kept it and sold it. At least that's what I heard somewhere.....

 

Laughter is traditional and I just got the biggest dose of tradition I think I have ever had. I am laughing SO hard I can hardly breath and my wife is threatening to through me out the house if I don't shut up.

Pigpen, You my new hero.

 

Pigpen,yes you do rock!The Jack is black,so are we playing Black Jack?

 

What about the spare tire? The jack is worthless without a spare tire.....

Malcolm

 

Yes Malcolm,and dont forget the little bolt thingy that holds the tire to the trunk.

 

Sell It, You can allways call AAA to come and change the flat!!!!

 

Ok. I'm going for it one more time. Jack and Pee Wee? The same? Ya think? Hmmm pigpen

 

So, paulisocial.... did you decide if your gonna sell your jack or keep your jack???

 

Now that the Canadian dollar is almost par I,m interested in the jack thats not for sale.....How much do I pay in American dollars for you to not sell it to me? Just wondering....

 

OOOHHH MYY godddd....im cryin here...

sell the car and keep the jack!

 

Maybe he means Jackie?

 

So.........where did pauliesocial go?

 

Just an update for everyone.
Ive not scored the jack that wasnt for sale. At first, I didnt think Id be able to afford it, then the seller decided to keep it. Thats when I didnt buy it.
Problem is......... not shipping this here is gonna be costly. UPS wants 60 bucks to not ship it, 45 bucks if they do. My question is, should I not insure it? If I dont, how much is enough?

 

I can't believe he'd jack you around like that.

Maybe you can start a thread: "An old man near me won't sell me the jack in his yard" and we can all give you advice.

If that's unsuccessful, perhaps we can take up a collection and have Boyd fashion you a billet jack.