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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by barry2952, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. "The lunatic is on the gr***.
    The lunatic is on the gr***.
    Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
    Got to keep the loonies on the path."

    I think this guy's been smoking some bad stuff while listening to too much 'Floyd.:eek:

    Although he MAY be on the verge of the perpetual motion machine:D
     
  2. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
    Posts: 13,401

    Von Rigg Fink
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    from Garage

    wow...thats all i got ta say..it left me speachless..uhhuhh.hummmm
     
  3. Dick Dake
    Joined: Sep 14, 2006
    Posts: 788

    Dick Dake
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    If he paints it red, he gains 50 hp. I love the ET in his signature. 15.2 in the 1/4. My 2002 work truck with a 4.3 does that.
     
  4. I can,t believe that some people would actually think the guy was serious.....
     
  5. [​IMG][/QUOTE]

    ..the ULTIMATE in EGR.....??? in the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: "What a Maroon...What a Maroon!!!":confused:
     
  6. RATFINKFOREVER
    Joined: Jul 3, 2007
    Posts: 207

    RATFINKFOREVER
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    from Canada Eh

    wow that is some stupid stuff ma bye he should read a book or two first on how motors work.
     
  7. SlowandLow63
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
    Posts: 5,958

    SlowandLow63
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    from Central NJ

    Why wouldn't it work? I mean I see he's missing an air filter in the DEI, but other than that it doesn't seem that far off base? I think if he added the air filter in it would work.
     
  8. Topless Ford
    Joined: Feb 10, 2007
    Posts: 560

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    I bet it'd go like hell if it only had a PCV valve!!!!:eek: :confused: :eek:
     
  9. He is either the dumbest person to ever post on a car forum, or he has taken the art of trolling to a new level!
     
  10. Noland
    Joined: Oct 16, 2007
    Posts: 1,235

    Noland
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    WOW

    Thats is revolutionary

    Some say hes a Idiot

    I say hes before his time!

    Hes going to be an inivator

    not for DEI Though

    I promise:D
     
  11. T McG
    Joined: Feb 12, 2005
    Posts: 1,263

    T McG
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  12. T McG
    Joined: Feb 12, 2005
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    T McG
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    from Phoenix

    wow was that the wrong picture
     
  13. T McG
    Joined: Feb 12, 2005
    Posts: 1,263

    T McG
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    from Phoenix

    How about this one
    [​IMG]
     
  14. chopped
    Joined: Dec 9, 2004
    Posts: 2,152

    chopped
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    Laugh if you must but I had one of those in the 80's. It worked so good the damn government stole it .
     
  15. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,642

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    from SLC Utard

    am i the only one frightened by the fact that this guy is walking around in normal society...
     
  16. barry2952
    Joined: Aug 9, 2007
    Posts: 357

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    Oxy*****?
     
  17. SHORM
    Joined: Jun 3, 2007
    Posts: 64

    SHORM
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    from ivins utah

    hahaha
    "DEI should stand for douchbag engineered idiocy."

    replied

    " Why don't you go DRiVE that CAMO TURD FIERO OFF A SHORT CLIFF!? You should take a short walk on a LONG PIER, ***FACEHOLE!

    I am going to make this vette FAST. You'll see! [​IMG] [​IMG] Go SCREW A GOAT!!"
     
  18. SHORM
    Joined: Jun 3, 2007
    Posts: 64

    SHORM
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    from ivins utah

    hahaha ***facehole
     
  19. barry2952
    Joined: Aug 9, 2007
    Posts: 357

    barry2952
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    Right now the site has 4 registered users and 216 guests on-line. It's had almost 100,000 hits in its short life.

    Humiliation at the max.
     
  20. GrantH
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 523

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    its sad when I read the ***le and KNEW what you were talking about. it really is sad....very sad.
     
  21. HellRaiser
    Joined: Jun 14, 2006
    Posts: 1,242

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    from Podunk, NE

    Hmmmm...

    Abner had something going there with his thoughts, but didn't follow through.

    1. If you look at his exhaust, rather than returing it to the injectors, the exhaust should have been routed to the front and rear wheels. Two of the exhaust pipes to the front wheels, and the other two, to the rear wheels.

    2. On those wheels, you would have spinner type of wheel covers with fins, like Buick brake drums have.

    3. The start up power from the engine would cause the directed exhust to cause the wheels (Spinners) to turn, much like air moving across a pin wheel. I.E. a turbine engine on each wheel.

    4. This would give each vehicle automatic four wheel drive.

    5. Once the car is moving, then the transmission could be disengaged, thereby reducing the coefficient of drag cause by the transmission gears and rear end gears.

    6. To make this 100% efficient, and to reduce Global warming, Chicken ****, Hog ****, Cow **** or any methane producing product could be used for fuel and this in turn would reduce dependence on foreign oil.

    NOTE: Politicians Bull **** will not work in this application, because of lack of substance. But, Abner is working to correct that too, with his work on a Sterling Engine which operates on hot air. So far, that is in the works for those in the D.C. area only.

    So my coment here is, I think Abner is on to something, but the lights went out in his upstairs room before he could perfect his idea, and submit it to the patent office.


    HellRaiser
     
  22. Devin
    Joined: Dec 28, 2004
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    from Napa, CA

    "gO TaKE A SHoRt WALk OfF A lONg pIEr!"

    he sure told him!
     
  23. Devin
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    Only if they could articulate it well enough for the laymen.
     
  24. Sour Kraut
    Joined: Jun 17, 2007
    Posts: 72

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    First I had to check out the reference to "wrong tool for the Job" NOW this! Twice in two weeks I had to stop reading before I pissed myself. ****ING BRILLIANT!!!!!!
     
  25. telecaster_6
    Joined: Dec 8, 2001
    Posts: 658

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    This is the by-product of the Fast and Furious movies and speed vision tuner tv shows.....And to make it even better....he drives a gold corvette....
     
  26. Tony
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
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    This is some funny ****!
    I laughed my *** off with the whole thread..but when i read this last post by the "Turbo Genius"...i about fell out of my chair!

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    f[​IMG]! **** yOU gUYS!!!@! I waS going to try and be cool about this, but JAY HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR! I Steve, ********** in the shower so much, I get an erection whenever it rains!! **** YOU RON! **** YOU CARBED GAYWAD! [​IMG] **** YOU WIX!!

    And to THE oUTSIDERS who think my idea is stupid, SAY IT TO MY FACE! MAN UP AND GROW A SACK TO MY FACE!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    JAY HACKED MY POST AGAIN!! I DID NOT SAY THAT! I DON'T JERK OFF IN THE SHOWER!! FIER0 ***GOT! SAY IT TO MY FACE!! [​IMG]:flipof [​IMG] [​IMG]
    _________________
    1 of 2,430 Gold Metallic coupes built...... #00521--15.2-- 1/4 mile run
     
  27. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,642

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    from SLC Utard

    i was just about to post that part...i'll gladly grow a sack to his face
     
  28. SlowandLow63
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
    Posts: 5,958

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    from Central NJ

    OK now this is turning into Internet High School Cl*** of '07. Thats enough.
     
  29. brewsir
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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    Ok...how the hell does the pinion angle change in a car with independent rear suspension? Isn't the third member fixed....of course since the car won't run without the oxygen I guess it doesn't really matter!
     
  30. barry2952
    Joined: Aug 9, 2007
    Posts: 357

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    You seem to think this can work. There are three parts to combustion. Fuel, ignition and oxygen. You burn up the oxygen on the power stroke. What comes out of the exhaust is carbon monoxide. If you put carbon monoxide back into the fuel mixture you are missing a key component to combustion, oxygen. Where would that come from?
     

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