And you thought *you* had a car fetish

There once was a fella named Wong
Who proceeded to slap on his dong
With a fetish for feet
He kept beatin' his meat
Till the cops came and told him "Thats wrong"

 

I tried to call Mr. Wong for comments but I could not get in touch with him. I think I may have "wang the wong number".

BC

 

At least he's not lighting fires anymore. Seems like he's cured!

 

His first victim was a dune buggy

 

That is really funny.

 

and I thought I was the only one.

 

This weeks segment on Car Crazy we go to Edmonton to meet the epidomy of Car Crazy....

How is it I think someone here is at work busily photoshopping a Liberace pic with a BMW and an oriental guy....

 

That is some funny shit.LMAO

 

Man . . . just when I thought it wasn't so bad being from Edmonton . . .

The only whackin' near my ride will be my tire iron on the side of his head . . .

Steve

 

This may never equal the "belly tank" thread, but it certainly has potential. When fiction is too tame, there's always reality.

 

"Sandy Wong" sounds like something you see at a nude beach.

 

Funny how Wong said the children were not "inspiring" him. I mean, he doesn't want folks to think he's some sort of freak, you know?!

 

Sandy wong sounds like it would chaff.

Nice to see our tax dollars are going to support the fool.

 

Funny, you don't look Canadian.

 

It's all in the attitude!

Apparently I didn't read the article carefully. Sorry, I was focusing on the "whacking" aspect of it.

 

I think we should start up the Sandy Wong Memorial Hot Rod & Custom Show... trophy votes are measured in 10cc increments.

 

Masturbating on cars? That's so Wong.

 

Reminds of this SNL skit:

http://video.encircling.us/media/PlayVideo.aspx?cid=AB4949E94CF7479ABE53EF1498769BAB

in case you just couldn't visualize Mr. Wong antics.

 

This affliction is nothing new.
I pulled a boner once when I went into a Ford dealership. Damn if I didn't leave with a woodie.

 

hoery moery!!!

 

A Korean car fucker, well that explains some of GM's recent offspring...

 

I'm so rone-ry...

 

I just want to make sure doing "it" with a member of the opposite sex INSIDE your car is still considered ok or 'cool'

 

As Woody Allen said in Annie Hall, "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Then again, maybe Woody Allen isn't the best person to bring up on the topic of illicit activity with Koreans.

 

No question about it: Wong was Wrong for Whacking his Wang...

 

I guess it would be the wong time to be a big footed bitch with a 55 chevy too.

 

Bludgeoning
My
Wang

Bryan

 

Beat,My,Weiner or Blew,My,Wad

 

holy shit!!, thats wild

 

Plowboy not paying attention? Well I never!
PS, Mr Franco do I look Korean to you?