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Double entendre hot rod terms....

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Jeem, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. Jeem
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    ...or maybe just plain dirty sounding.

    Anytime I say the word "bung", I can't help but smirk, immaturity(?), definitely. Then I started thinking of more hot rod type terms that also elicit some form of chuckling.

    Bored and Stroked
    Ream
    Injector
    Rod End
    Hot Rod
    oh yeah, Bung

    There's got to be more, whatcha got?
     
  2. Royalshifter
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    jugs........... .2 pots.............carbs
     
  3. Yo Baby
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    Jizz=gasket sealer or lubricant.
     
  4. Dave Woods
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  5. Anderson
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    To hell with injection, I'd rather be blown!

    really though, just about anything can be dirty if said with the right tone.

    Blow-off valve
    driveshaft
    shift knob
     
  6. Flipper
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  7. Dave Woods
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    From American Graffiti:
    Debbie: Wow! Is that Tuck and Roll? I just LOVE tuck and roll...
    Toad: Oh? YEAH! Wanna get in and feel it? (groans...)
     
  8. Dave Woods
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    Anybody ever have those turned down tips exiting past the mufflers and over the rear? We called them donkey dicks.
     
  9. Mazooma1
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    petcock

    although most HAMBers would prefer dogs and cats
     
  10. Torque-tube
    Tranny

    And there's definitely a reason for our infatuation with Dagmars and the Elsel vulvariffic (TM) grille.
     
  11. Jeem
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    Hehehe


    Port and Polish
    Hammered Hard
     
  12. strike a poser
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    HEE, HEE, HEE, he said bung. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
     
  13. Crusty Nut
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    Yep, TRANNY gets me everytime.
     
  14. Evel
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    1. 60s Show Rods

  15. Hotrob
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    Dip stick
    Rod
    crank
    thrust
    lube!!!

    hell it all sounds sexual, I love my car!!!!
     
  16. Jeff Norwell
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    dingle balls......
     
  17. Section 8
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  18. 53dodgekustom
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    My dad calls a ball-peen hammer a "pecker".
     
  19. 52 HenryJ
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    Well don't forget Fords have a 3rd member in their rear ends!
     
  20. blower and blown
     
  21. Silent_Orchestra
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    This happened today...

    Dad: Hey, go stick the tube on that nipple, we'll see if we can get the fuel sucked out of it.

    30 minutes later we were done laughing and had fuel coming out the nipple.
     
  22. lucky loony
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  23. DE SOTO
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    Are you Guys for real ?

    Talk about a waste of Bandwidth... JEEEESUUSSSS :(
     
  24. fat141
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    De Soto seems a happy chappy
    Want more inches then stroke it.

    Yep we guys a grinin'
     
  25. fat141
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    Often screw around with my pick up
     
  26. bostonmike
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    Jeem had his bung fixed by BJ today he just didn't mention it!
     
  27. belair
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    NOW I remember what it was like to 12! BUNG!!!!!!!
     
  28. ryan-o
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    cant forget : suck, squeeze, bang, blow!:D
     
  29. lastws6
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    Thrust, wash-her.
     

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