[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Because I said so, that's why. (That line always sounded good when my dad used to say it!) Sam. [/ QUOTE ] My dad used to say "You want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about". Or "Don't make me pull this car over" [/ QUOTE ] I'm thinking we might be brothers... 'cause my dad said those exact same things too! Sam.
'cause it makes my sled all slippery like while flyin down the road at a high rate of fuel consumption ....... And it looks oh sooooo cool !
Grease spot on headliner is too small. Less speed attained by body when hitting speed bumps due to shitty knee action shocks.
To provide a sleeker profile and make the car look more expensive, which was the root of all customizing. Or at least that's what the old timers tell me. Hey! someone had to give a factual answer.
Less metal, less glass = LIGHTER! Less frontal area = more aerodynamic! Less top = looks cooler All three added up = better mileage!!! Toss in a 70s reject four banger and cruise that heap all night for pocket change...and people will think the buzzin' means it's still runnin' a STOVEBOLT!
Women find you taller beside a chopped car!!!......ya!...that's the reason....and if your taller looking.... women think you have larger feet......which means you have a big....! ......works for me....I guess!
1. Saves the lives of a lot of bugs 2. Consequently fewer bugs to clean off windshield 3. results in longer life for my squegee & ice scraper 4. Can change lanes by going under 18 wheeler trailers 5. People cant see in your car as well so you can drive nekkid if you want( BFD, I'm old, I don't toke, been married too long for car sex) 6. And last but not least no one asks to borrow my car because they can't see out of it
1. Saves the lives of a lot of bugs 2. Consequently fewer bugs to clean off windshield 3. results in longer life for my squegee & ice scraper 4. Can change lanes by going under 18 wheeler trailers 5. People cant see in your car as well so you can drive nekkid if you want( BFD, I'm old, I don't toke, been married too long for car sex) 6. And last but not least no one asks to borrow my car because they can't see out of it And besides, it just looks f'n cool.
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Because I said so, that's why. (That line always sounded good when my dad used to say it!) Sam. [/ QUOTE ] My dad used to say "You want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about". Or "Don't make me pull this car over" [/ QUOTE ] I'm thinking we might be brothers... 'cause my dad said those exact same things too! Sam. [/ QUOTE ] I heard all that also growing up. Whats funnier is, I have said all 3 of those sayings just this week to my kids.
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