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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. smokestack lightnin'
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    I love the part in AG when Milner tells Carol to "Grab on to something" when Falfa pulls up behind them. Dunno why, but that part gets me everytime.
     
  2. rob-redm
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    excuse me but I think we've just had a accident? we'll gosh darn it be more careful , this time i won't report you ! Toad , put the Impala into the guy behind him at the traffic light.
     
  3. Your welcome....I'm a Blues Brothers Snob!

    And following on from that particular scene....

    Elwood: You don't like it?
    Jake: No I don't like it...
    [Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
    Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.
    Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
    [a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
    Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

    :D
     
  4. Stutz
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    Jack Nicholson in the wild ride.....
    Clerk, "you got an id"
    Jack, "yep"
    Clerk, "Can i see it"
    Jack "Nope"
     
  5. R.C.
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    Every line in Hollywood Knights
     
  6. Road Toad
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    "Did you know Doc won 3 Piston Cups?" Lightning Mcqeen
    "He did what in his cup?" Mater

    From Cars
     
  7. Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.
    Mater: You hurt your what?

    And this line cracks me up...Luigi & Guido are two of my fave's in the movie...

    Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life! :D
     
  8. Gee
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    my brother lives only a couple of streets away from my house.
    every now and then we pull up next to each other at the nearby traffic lights.
    i yell out "hey kid, what ya got in there", he says "more than you can handle"
    still cracks us up every time:)
     
  9. MEDDLER1
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    dammit man i was goin there!!!so i guess im slow.
     
  10. Matt Kvamme
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    I used them for hunting. I do a lot of hunting. Deer mostly,
    although I got a couple of bear last year. Yep, they were good
    ponies, hunting ponies. I had to train 'em special, you know. AG
     
  11. Fatrod
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    "Your only suppose to blow the ****** doors off"

    Michael Caine - The original Italian Job

    Nobody got any lines from Duel?
     
  12. lrs30
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    Not really a car movie at all but "The Big Lewboski"
    When his car gets stolen he discribes whats in it, my brief case and an eight track and a Credence tape
    Cop: Well there's not much hope for the credance.


    Next is Walter Smashing the Corvette yelling: This is what you get when you **** a stranger in the *** Larry, This is what you get when you **** a stranger in the ***.....
     
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  13. 31whitey
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    convoy

    Kris Kristofertson

    "you ever heard of a rubber duck that couldnt swim"
     
  14. 61bone
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    Not from a movie,but from a buddy in the back seat after a 300ft slide sideways through a wheat field.
    "Is it still on its wheels"
    Me "yup".
    HIM" wake me up when we get home":)
     
  15. You can't beat me on the grade. You can't beat me on the grade! :eek:
     
  16. custom
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    from Ohio

    My all-time favorite from Two Lane Blacktop when Warren Oates takes a ride in the "Chevy"

    "What are you tryin' to do.... blow my mind?"
     
  17. MotorCityThreads.com
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    Its red primer - Used Cars

    Here about the man with five *****es? His pants fit like a glove. - Hollywood Knights

    What do you pay your pit crew with gummy bears- gone in 60 sec

    lowrider Donny, Donny lowrider. - gone in 60sec
     
  18. Young Fella
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    The Car (horror)
    cop talkin on phone
    "if I do what I do best then you gonna be in heap big trouble cos im gonna track you down and shoot an arrow straight up your a$$"
     
  19. Young Fella
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    Also from The Car
    guy talkin to hitchhiker with french horn
    "...and if i hear one more peep outa that thing im gonna shove it so far up your a$$ you'll be farting music for a year!"
     
  20. beetlejuice55
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    nope. he says "my dad's a t.v. repair man...he has an awesome set of tools. i can fix it !"
     
  21. beetlejuice55
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    "hey toad...is that you in that beautiful car ? geeez....what a waste of machinery !"

    " i just love the feel of tuck & roll upholstery"
    "well, get in...i'll let you feel it "

    " i aint nobody **** !"
     
  22. From Dazed and Confused a stoner movie with some cool *** cars including a 70-73 ****maro with 85 Z28 wheels.
    Wooderson describing his 70 Chevelle SS
    Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.
     
  23. Tdesoto276
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    Technically not a car movie but in "Silver Streak", Grover Muldoon (Richard Pryor) is hotwiring a Jag and George Caldwell (Gene Wilder) says: "are you crazy? I thought we were taking the Chevy in back".

    Muldoon says: "Chevy? That's a jerk-off man. This here is pure *****."
     
  24. Nailhead
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    I thought it was "yellow primer" as he was trying to hide th fact they were ex-cabs ??
     
  25. AllSteel34
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    "YOU CAN NEVER GO FAST ENOUGH."

    Two Lane Blacktop
     
  26. MotorCityThreads.com
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    shoot now I have to go watch the movie again ;)



    what did he fly? Edsel. - used cars
     

  27. okay still don't know whose car Bogie hits but the movie is ..:rolleyes:

    "In a lonely place"
    1950
    Bogart is Dixon Steele

    PLEASE VIEW AND REPORT ASAP IF YA CAN...THANKS
     
  28. 34underglas
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    I love that line. :cool:

    Vance
     
  29. drock6570
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    Hey kid...I said you could go through my s**** pile, not build your whole ****ing car with it. -----The shop owner from christine---always a favorite of mine.
     
  30. Its a cl***ic...most lines in the movie are....

    "You can't lie to a nun"

    "One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants. One hat, Black.One pair of sungl***es. $23.07. Sign here."

    "How much for the little girl? How much for the women? "

    " Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

    :cool::cool:
     

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