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Texas Driver with a Harwood!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by ivanogburn, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,642

    skajaquada
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    from SLC Utard

    just wait until you **** a few letters through the carb when the mailman mistakes it for your new mailbox...
     
  2. scottishcajun
    Joined: Nov 9, 2007
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    ....................................
     
  3. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
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    skajaquada
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    from SLC Utard

    nice intro retard...notice this board is for traditional hot rods and customs, or did you not read that part either.
     
  4. Kerry
    Joined: May 16, 2001
    Posts: 5,155

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    How's this!

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  5. thewishartkid
    Joined: Jun 23, 2006
    Posts: 898

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    Get two, put the other on the trunk! First i thought he said "driver with HARD_WOOD". then I saw the photo AAAAAAACK!!!! HELP ME! JESUS
     
  6. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

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    from Garner, NC

    That's it Kerry wins....
     
  7. Tony
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
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    No low opinion at all..I said what i did AS i would have said it to a FRIEND..period...
    What we "actually drive" has nothing to do with the hood scoop in question..
     
  8. 39delux
    Joined: Nov 1, 2002
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    Don't have to be the most *****in, just done right. See post 34 for a prime example.
     
  9. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
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    He never did say what his ride was.
     
  10. Thumper
    Joined: Mar 7, 2005
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    Harsh ???? LMAO..........you ain't seen harsh yet !!! As far as the scoop........your ****tin me right ???

    But......if thats what gets your rocks off........knock yourself out...it's Your ride.

    POPCORN !!!!! Get ya hot ****ered POPCORN !!!!!!
     
  11. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
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    Royalshifter
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    from California

    Jack*** in a hole.....why does that fit?
     
  12. FuelFC
    Joined: Feb 12, 2003
    Posts: 764

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    And you are? You drive a?

    As far as the scoop goes if you are putting it on a galaxie with a visor it's cool it will slide right by inspection. No visor no go sorry thems the rules.

    I swear to christ all of these FNG posts are Germ coming in to stir the pot and make us think of days gone by.
     
  13. pecker head
    Joined: Nov 8, 2006
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    I was thinking the same thing !
     
  14. if it's any bigger that a teardrop, forget it, if you don't know what a teardrop is, forget it.
     
  15. Mercmad
    Joined: Mar 21, 2007
    Posts: 1,383

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    yep, nice scoop,should go well with the Donk wheels ya'll got there too. When ya'll figga out what ****en traditonal rods are ya'll come back now ,ya hear!
     
  16. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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    That must be your "*****"in Ride in the hole in your avatar!!!!!
    I think you must be related to the guy in question and the scoop is really gonna be a coop for that big chicken you must both be ****in' in his profile.

    Maybe you can both bring your **** to the Texas thaw.
     
  17. hot rod wille
    Joined: Oct 27, 2005
    Posts: 695

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    Son-of-a-*****! You guys got me laughin so hard--I spit up all over my monitor----I guess a Harwood gives him a hard-on---
     
  18. tomslik
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,161

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    #1, the scoop ****s on anything, much less a street car..

    #2, what does a scottish cajun eat? corned beef and crawdads?
     
  19. JustDave
    Joined: Jan 22, 2007
    Posts: 92

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    Who cares about the scoop WTF is the deal with that chicken?
     

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  20. Mercmad
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    that has to be the biggest **** in the world.
     
  21. HOTRODSURFER
    Joined: Sep 11, 2006
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    HOTRODSURFER
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    from HATBORO,PA

    lmfao!!!
     
  22. do not speak for all cajuns tard ..
    LMFAO!:D

    The Anti-*****™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth . Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?
    tete dur com'e sa chien!!
     
  23. Thats what the Harwood is going on, make a nice hat and youll be the envey of the asuylum riding that jack*** around with the scoop on your head once you figure out how to get him out of the hole.....

    My *****en ride?
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    Yeah baby yeah, all I need is a big *** bonnet scoop!!
     
  24. Ain't that one of them 50's air conditioners you hang on yer window??? If so, then you're right on the mark with traditional...
     
  25. pardon me whilst I go pound some wood
     
  26. irishpol
    Joined: Jul 18, 2006
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    from Texas

    Casey needs one to beat Skot:p
     
  27. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,811

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    Ivanogburn --- Scottishcajun
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    Pretty Scary Stuff! Both profile page pics,They're related,no doubt.
     
  28. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,642

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    from SLC Utard

    uhhh...i thought that was the whole point of a scoop:confused: ;)
     
  29. ...doc...
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
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    ...doc...
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    from Houston

     
  30. nexxussian
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    OMFG, Laughed so hard it hurts to breathe (gasp).:D:D
     

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