Awww man! Too bad Mr Bones wasn't p***ed to the hands of HAMBANDY so he could visit his friends up this way and oversee the buildup of Andys A sedan! He could have made the ride back to the USA aboard the sedan, as Andys Official roadtrip shifter knob! Darn...an opportunity LOST.
Hey you little ****, you had better hope that I am not the one that finds you. You owe me bail money for that little episode in Silverton Colorado. That's where you pinched the waitress in the *** and got us thrown in the hoosegow. That's the thanks we got for buying you dinner and beers. After we introduced you to your Daddy and took you to the salt flats, you go and run off with Denise. You had better be carefull what you wish for you ungrateful little ****, when Tyler & I get done with you, you may wish you were in isolation again. BB
Mr Bones is a sissy....I hear he's never even travelled offshore. If the guy holding him captive IS indeed wearing a mask, there's a fair chance it's *****s the Clown.
I heard you were sold on Craigslist and then turned into a shift knob for the Old Skool Rodzzzzzzzzzzz Yugo G***er project. It's good to know that you were just in some guy's closet next to the feety pajama's and Liberace costumes.
careful Bob, all of us know what happens in colorado, stays in colorado! or something like that. been about 5 years now since that trip...
The One Star Rating on this thread shows an ignorance of the HAMBs history. For those that are scratching thier heads, click on Mr Bones profile and look at his old posts...........dont know how to do that? **** all,ya'all then.........it is called a mouse and a brain.
Gee Tman, you get a little feisty late at night! Hope Mr bones can break free to resume the quest. Mr bones, have you been hanging out with this guy? He looks like trouble to me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rutZKBpnntQ
This is the funniest post in this entire thread. Im glad I lurked as long as I did before I started chiming in.
hahahaha, awesome on another note: I'd send help Bones, but I'm taaaard' right now, and another month or so won't hurt ya.
Well,well,,,Mr Bones,,,I remember the PM you sent me trying to borrow money and you telling me that all the other HAMBers that you had spounged money from were liers,,,you had paid them all in full. We all know that's BS. You probably got drunk and took off with some lurker,,,and now you are paying the price,,,,Karma can be a ***** my friend. HRP
Denise,,,you know him better than I do,,,maybe it was a ****** looker lurker,,,you of all people know how he looses his head? over a pretty woman,,, HRP
I was thinking prison... but if he is with Plowboy it might feel like prison. Good to hear you are a**** the living.
Ah...the good old days......when Mr Bones was cruzn the countryside and members signed "banners" that were made outta cardboard.
Its about time you came out of the closet Mr Bones. been in tijuana jail again? How about figuring how to get away from the SOB that has you captured and to someone that will show you a good time... Its almost traveling season I think it is the responsibility of those that have traveled with him to contact the person he was handed off to and find who was last. Contact that person and set him free and allow Mr Bones to ride again..
Hey Mr. Bones- what kind of mask is your captor wearing? Is it a Richard Nixon mask or a Mexican wrestling mask? I hope you can escape and make it up to Detroit.
Oh,woe is me...... Denise pines about her long lost "bone",and how if he returns,that her ride has been weatherized for his traveling comfort! I guess there is nothing better than a warm,comfortable,happy "bone",huh Denise?
Mr. Bones, Mr. Bones - Ohmigod, have we missed you! As you can see by all the above, your HAMB mates have been frantic with worry over your year long, at least, hiatus. Stuck in a closet right now, are you? Goes that make you a closet queen? Nah, just a little guy trying to find his way out of a sticky predicament. I know for a fact that you ain't been scuttled off to the wilds of upstate NY as we had a little question and answer episode with likly bone-nappers (which may or may not have included waterboarding) and none of those even knew who the heck you were. They are buried somewhere out there, together with Mr. Hoffa. Anyway Mr. Bones, if you get free again to send another message, we your HAMBone brothers and sisters will be watching. We'll save you little buddy. Don't worry. And never mind what went on in that Silverton hoozgow, monies have changed hands and there is now no record of those events ever taking place. Of course, BobK is really never, ever to come back to that town, or state even! Which will make his Santa duties even harder that are already are.
Wow,, Denise,, read the posts about this Mr. Bones, this unhealthy infatuation with him is obviously going to take you down the wrong path. Your feelings for this bone head has clouded your vision. This guy is nuthin but trouble, he owes everyone money, has been to jail, taking other innocent hambers with him and is just getting through life mooching off of others. Seems like you are the only one who actually likes him. Nuthin personal Mr. Bones,, just tryin to save Denise from heartache when you find another free ride and sail out her life AGAIN!!!
I've been wondering where you've been. Denise and I have been worried! Glad to hear you are alive(?) and almost well. Break free little man, runaway!
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