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florida has the best cars

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by $pomadepete$, Sep 27, 2003.

  1. I am so ashamed. [​IMG]
     
  2. AND, you had El Mosquito! haha.... where is Harlan, I miss El Tortuga. (yes, its a sunny saturday and I'm at work, bored outta my mind).
     
  3. POWERDUMP
    Joined: Sep 8, 2003
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    POWERDUMP

    Ever wonder why Ducks fly upside down over Florida. Because there's nothin worth ****tin' on!!
     
  4. seldom scene
    Joined: Oct 9, 2002
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    Hey powerdump..how about an introduction what kinda duck are you?
     
  5. Evel
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  6. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    from Hypocrisy

    The Chevy's not too bad, but the Mercury is even more painful than the pictures might suggest.

    Why do you ***holes have to bag on Florida all the time, it's a great place to visit. ***holes the lot of you.
     
  7. james
    Joined: May 18, 2001
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    Why does the front wheels and wheel wells look so WEIRD on the chev?
     
  8. =mike=
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 820

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  9. av8
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    I don't give a damn how they do things in Florida . . . really. [​IMG]
     
  10. Germ
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    WEST COAST- WORLDWIDE.

    I learned that from 2PAC
     
  11. speedaddict
    Joined: Sep 28, 2002
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    speedaddict
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    thanks! just lost my lunch...
     
  12. Jdee
    Joined: Feb 19, 2002
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    One more from Florida......... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Jdee
    Joined: Feb 19, 2002
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    Here is a Hemi alarm clock from Florida also [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
  14. clint b
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    Is that a "heart" in the window? NICE!
     
  15. Nads
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    Thanks for setting me straight Mike and germ. And all the time I thought I was fighting a battle I could win. Foolish me.
     
  16. Nads
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    I really like the way the center console encroaches on the crotch region of whoever the lucky middle p***enger in the back seat might be.
    If I had that car I'd pick up some *****y hos and smell that thing after I dropped 'em off at the women's shelter.
     
  17. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    That interior shot creeps me out...

    It just looks scary...in a very bad way! [​IMG]

     
  18. BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ***S.
     
  19. hudson_hawk
    Joined: Aug 27, 2002
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  20. dixiedog
    Joined: Mar 20, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    WTF????????

    [/ QUOTE ]

    "It's just a love machine...." [​IMG]
     
  21. hatch
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
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    When I was a kid, I heard the restorers *****in about "those damn hot rodders". This is a perfect example of why they hated em. Cars like this could make me a restorer real quick. [​IMG]
     
  22. Jkustom
    Joined: Oct 8, 2002
    Posts: 1,686

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    Its cool, the chevy has a digital dash to make it more like a retro F16! How cool! The description on that car is hilarious! -J.
     
  23. Sailor
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    The chick is knocked up, so the love-machine gotta go...
     

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