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OT what in the heck does ready to restore mean?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Old wolf, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. I am getting sick and tired of the term (ready to restore)that sellers use in there ads. In my opinion it tells you nothing and describes nothing.:pI suppose any thing that is not restored is (ready to restore)?:rolleyes:OldWolf
     
  2. zipper-z
    Joined: Aug 14, 2007
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    from MA

    it means you need lots of time and deep pockets. No good way of saying "Needs most of sheet metal replaced, engine rebuilt, and interior completely done over".
     
  3. MP&C
    Joined: Jan 11, 2008
    Posts: 2,505

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    The seller is indicating the vehicle restoration is beyond their capabilities, and they're hoping to find someone who doesn't know what they're looking at so they can get too much money for it. ;)
     
  4. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
    Posts: 8,277

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    Ran when parked.......
     
  5. jmn444
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
    Posts: 410

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    Maybe the reason I'm not so productive these days is that my projects aren't quite ready to restore.
     
  6. It means its a POS and needs everything, especially your time and money, commonly used by the resellers.
     
  7. Jalopy Jim
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,867

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    In Minnesota " Ready to restore" means there is most of the roof left and swiss cheese body below that ( that not counting bullet holes ).
    Usually photographed in a dark garage near sunset on a rainy day.

    jim h
     
  8. HomemadeHardtop57
    Joined: Nov 15, 2007
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    Ready to restore usually means...doesn't run, drive, might have some of the floor left, no engine or trans..or a drivetrain that's only good for a boat anchor. You probably find dead mice, rodents, leaves or other plant life, everything will stink like old trash. Probably will have an inch of bondo everywhere...holes filled with cardboard and filled over. Rusted chrome..bent stainless...wiring long gone...maybe a seat....and a title that they think they can find..but aren't sure......OH..AND CAN YOU PAY CASH!!
     
  9. 51 Leadsled
    Joined: Nov 23, 2007
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    from NC

    It means that they have dragged their feet for so long it is no longer a "driver".

    If some one said they were ready for divorce it would mean I been through enough crap.... I am ready to be restored
     
  10. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    It's the blind date with a "great personality"! :rolleyes:
     
  11. fuzzface
    Joined: Dec 7, 2006
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    Ready to restore to me means they already got it dragged out of the swamp, all the dead animals are cleaned out, also their shit, leaves and anything that will blow off is done and possibly the owner or neighbor kid took it all apart without any notes and threw out all the little parts including nuts, bolts and emblems.
     
  12. Belchfire8
    Joined: Sep 18, 2005
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    It means that it can't get any worse, the only thing you can possibly do now is restore it.:rolleyes:
     
  13. metalshapes
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
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    This was...

    But I'm making some progress.
     

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  14. Gigantor
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
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    Sometimes ... and I mean SOMETIMES ... it means it is all original, covered in dust, dry rotted tires and interior, frayed wiring and congealed fluids, maybe even frozen brake drums ... but by god it IS all original.
     
  15. KustomF100
    Joined: Dec 26, 2003
    Posts: 371

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    from Joliet, IL

    The last "ready to restore" piece I looked at had a good cowl vent. That was about it.
     
  16. rainh8r
    Joined: Dec 30, 2005
    Posts: 792

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    My other favorites are "Needs restored" (like you can buy a gallon of it at the parts store) or " Is in great shape for it's age", which means it's rusty, beat up and dead.
     
  17. JustDave
    Joined: Jan 22, 2007
    Posts: 92

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    It means they have been watching Barrett Jackson and now they are ready for their very own dream buyer to "assume the position".
     
  18. BOBBY FORD
    Joined: Oct 6, 2007
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    It means ,I've got all the parts I needed off and somebody else can have whats left.
     

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