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That's It I'm Outta The Buisness!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by SaltCityCustoms, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. SaltCityCustoms
    Joined: Jun 27, 2007
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    This morning I was working in the shop, I was bending some metal over my knee when it suddenly let go and smacked me really hard in the face!:mad: i got a really bad cut and a nasty bruise and I said right then and there I am tired of this **** I have problems everyday and I am not taking it anymore so I towed the customers cars back to there houses and gave them all refunds, I am also going to sell all of my tools and the s**** guy is coming soon to pick up my model A and the 331 hemi. I hope to be completely done with cars all together by tonight and maybe tomorrow I will look into some college courses and find myself a new career, wish me luck!
     
  2. Billybobdad
    Joined: Mar 12, 2008
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    Take a deep breath.......It could be worse you could work in the construction industry!!!
     
  3. Sutton
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 699

    Sutton
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    from BTR

    How original.....AF's.........
     
  4. Gerg
    Joined: Feb 27, 2006
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    Gerg
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    your knee is an english wheel? Can I borrow it?
     
  5. Fraz
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    Fraz
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    from Dixon, MO

    Remember what day it is, and wait till tomorrow. ;P
     
  6. BOHICA
    Joined: May 1, 2006
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    BOHICA
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    Ok, this April Fool's stuff is getting old. :p
     
  7. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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    G V Gordon
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    from Enid OK

    Mamma said there'd be days like that.
     
  8. crackernutz
    Joined: Mar 21, 2007
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    crackernutz
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    from tx

    i smell april fools
     
  9. southpark
    Joined: Aug 2, 2007
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    so are you doing this so everybody says " no please dont we love you " LOL.

    remember in junior high when your girlfriend would say she was breaking up with you so you would love her more, sorry bud but you kinda acting like her right now!

    p.s. if this is an april fools joke well done
     
  10. wow, i sure hope your not serious.....refunds...and i would rething the a and the tools, keep em at home. we all get hurt when we mess with cars, good thing is for you, your getting paid to get hurt, i dont think closing shop is a great idea, you must be good at it if you still have customers ...besides, arent cars worth it??? they are to me, you still got both eyes..
     
  11. Psychobilly351w
    Joined: Feb 6, 2008
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    from 732- NJ

    So you wont mind if I stop by the shop and pick up the A with the flat bed then will ya?? lol
     
  12. belair
    Joined: Jul 10, 2006
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    Maybe crushing the A and hemi-but giving refunds?-no way I'm falling for THAT.
     
  13. Hi, I'm the s**** guy you called, and I lost the s**** of paper I wrote your address on, can you PM it to me again and I'll be right up there? Thanks.
     
  14. Zeke T.
    Joined: Mar 3, 2008
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    I will look into some college courses and find myself a new career, wish me luck![/quote]

    "The University of California, San Diego's recreation department first offered an underwater basket-weaving cl*** in 1984. Saint Joseph's College in Indiana offers this cl*** as well, as does Simon Fraser University in Canada. Reed College in Portland, Oregon also offers an Underwater Basket Weaving cl*** during Paideia, its festival of learning.<SUP cl***=reference id=cite_ref-0>["</SUP>
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    <SUP>Salt City Baskets-Coming Soon!</SUP>
     
  15. gulfwarsubvet
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    April fool's day is RETARDED!!!!!!
     
  16. 85-percent
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    85-percent
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    Taking offers on the 331 hemi?

    -90&#37; Jimmy
     
  17. eaglebeak
    Joined: Sep 17, 2007
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    Gullible?
    Did you know, the word gullible is not in the dictionary.
     
  18. jusjunk
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    from Michigan


    Stupid is..
    Dave :D:D
     
  19. eaglebeak
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    Hey Dave;
    Did you look it up?
     
  20. jusjunk
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    jusjunk
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    from Michigan

  21. rodknocker
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  22. heh heh heh ,....now you can hang out with Denise since she sold the big olds....right??????.....bet she buys it back by tomorrow and your cust. will be back too!!! happy A-F
     
  23. ALindustrial
    Joined: Aug 7, 2007
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    ALindustrial
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    Merry Christmas!.... oh wait.....
     
  24. Rusty
    Joined: Mar 4, 2004
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    Rusty
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    Quiter!!!!!
     
  25. 50flathead
    Joined: Mar 8, 2005
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    50flathead
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    from Iowa, USA

    I also buy s**** Hemis and s**** model A parts. And just about anything else valuable that is available at s**** price.
     
  26. Dirk35
    Joined: Mar 8, 2001
    Posts: 2,067

    Dirk35
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    What the Hell??!!! you didnt bring me my car or my money! I want double each day intrest compounded bihourly! Just paypal the Million and a half to me and you can keep the Pink Ferrari Engined 32 Coupe I left there for you to tweeze the carpet for me. And I had to push it all the way to your damed shop too! :D
     
  27. lewislynn
    Joined: Apr 29, 2006
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    I'm in the construction industry (remodeling). Anything can and does happen but I have enough work lined up for at least the rest of the year...I'm finishing one job next week, starting a new job tomorrow with plans for starting another when that one is finished....But like I said, anything can and does happen...either way.
     
  28. April Dumb Posts!!!! Got Ya!!
     
  29. LabRat
    Joined: Jan 10, 2008
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    Worst thing is its wed 2nd over here !!!
     

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