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Mechanized Death, Hells Highway, and other great films from our childhood

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Pir8Darryl, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. Pir8Darryl
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    Please forgive me, I know this is a horribly grusome question, but...

    Does anyone know of a link where I can watch those great old driver training movies they made us watch back in highschool.

    For some reason, I was so fascinated with them. I got the biggest kick out of watching the girls p*** out and the guys blow chunk in the cl***. I was the dip-**** in the back row laughing his guts out while they were playing... Made the instructor/teacher soooooo mad.

    What other movies do you remember?
     
  2. Don't remember the name of the flic, but I can still still see (in my head) the scene with a teen pinned in his F100 pickup after hitting a tree...
     
  3. BOHICA
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    They never showed us any of that stuff. :(
     
  4. Pir8Darryl
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    Dont worry, you didn't miss much...
    Lots of blood, guts, eye-balls, and some SERIOUSLY bad acting.

    Still, if I can watch 'em for free on the net, I'd love to see 'em again.
     
  5. Kiwi Tinbender
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    Hey Mac...I can still `see` that one as well...although I remember it to be a 56 Chevy.....
     
  6. FloW_56
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    from Germany

  7. GlenC
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    There's a website, possibly government owned, where a lot of this stuff is archived and able to be watched. I can't for the life of me think of it, but 'The Cool Hotrod' is on the site too, so maybe search for it and see if you can find the site.

    Good luck, Glen.
     
  8. kustomrace
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    There was a company an ca.,I think it 's called "somthing wierd"they used to have alot of those movies..blood on the highway and such.Hope that helps.
     
  9. Fossil
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    The one I remembered from high school was called "Signal 30". It was a do***entary with all sorts of wrecks and bodies. recently I checked youtube and it's on there.
    -scott
     
  10. LOST ANGEL
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    Yup, that's the one I remember most.-MIKE:eek:
     
  11. repoguy
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    I have Mechanized Death on VHS. There's a video store here in Tampa that sells all of that obscure / wierd ****. I bought it years ago, so maybe the place isn't even open anymore.

    It's pretty gnarly.
     
  12. BrokeDick
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    from Idaho

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  14. docauto
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    I remember "Red Asphalt", scary then, but probably pretty tame by todays standards.
     
  15. Zombie Hot Rod
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    If you want to buy them check out Something Weird Video... They used to carry these along with a whole bunch of other cult, exploitation, and nudie movies from the 50's and 60's...
     
  16. Those are great videos, we should show newer stuff like this to the idiots racing those ****en rice rockets all over the place. *** clown's
     
  17. Pir8Darryl
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    Eeeeeeeewww!!! Now that's gross :eek:

    I cant even get into 70's ****, and you want me to watch the stuff my Grandpaw was gettin off to?

    Your twisted man.... Just plain sick!

    :D
     
  18. You can rent Something Weird DVDs from Netflix.
     
  19. 55 dude
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    i remember "signal 30" caused one of the guys to have a epileptic seizure. sure freaked me out beacause it was during the part where all the pipe on the back of the truck crushed the cab! good thing the instructor knew what to do.
     
  20. lostn51
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    i remember those movies the one image that sticks out is one of a guy with his head between th front wheel and the fender. the rest of his body is inside the car, i think it was a early 60 something ford. pretty gruesome stuff but neat to look at the older cars that was running around.

    oh did anyone catch the 58 chevy custom in the signal 30 part 1? shaved handles, hood, blacked out grille, pinstriping.
     
  21. Barz51
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    That was one of the first things I noticed. Looked like it was lowered a bit too.
     
  22. Old-Soul
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    the one they showed us had a really detailed, and what I would only hope was slow-motion, clip of a cathider (sp?) being 'inserted'

    that was enough for me
     
  23. Muttley
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    Here's one thats really scary....................I think he's driving KIRK's parts car. Boys Beware...................HAHAHAHA

     
  24. this is some funny ****!!
     
  25. Zombie Hot Rod
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    Hey, there's a market for everything!
     

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