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Ever "earned" a nickname?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by RileyRacing, Feb 23, 2008.

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  1. 50dodge
    Joined: Mar 26, 2008
    Posts: 72

    50dodge
    Member
    from Carlton,OR

    mine is Safety Sarah. I tend to make sure everyone is safe...seatbelts everyone?! or no drinking and driving, but thats just common sense!! so there you have it! or one other..Sar-Bear. dont know how that came about...?
     
  2. 50dodge
    Joined: Mar 26, 2008
    Posts: 72

    50dodge
    Member
    from Carlton,OR

    ahah..one other...Little Wolf. my maiden last name was wolf and my brother is like 6'6" and im only 5'7 on a good day and in h.s. he was wolf, so i became little wolf...not too creative, but a nickname! people still call me that..
     
  3. beetlejuice55
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
    Posts: 738

    beetlejuice55
    Member

    "porcupine" because of my haircut.
    "beetlejuice" because people say that i look like michael keaton.
     
  4. Pir8Darryl
    Joined: Jan 9, 2008
    Posts: 2,487

    Pir8Darryl
    Member

    About 15 years ago after my daughter died, I moved to Florida and lived on a 53' sailboat with a friend of mine. I was from Kentucky, and my initals are DR, so I somehow picked up the nickname "Doctor Bourbon".

    That Halloween, we sailed into Key west, and I shaved my head and bought a pirate costume. We were all partying and getting drunk, when this chick pulls me below deck, and we got "busy" :D

    The next day, were all on deck [9 of us], and this chick shows up with her boyfriend. Their having an arguement, and she points to me and says "He's the one I slept with!!!" .........Uh oh, here comes trouble. :eek:
    The boyfriend exclaims "Him??? The Pirate???"
    And she says "Yea, he plundered my booty goooood!"

    Everyone just bursts out laughing, and the "boyfriend" says "F U 'ya *****" and storms off in a hissy-fit.

    Me and this chick go out to lunch, and she explains to me that she "did it" with me to get even with him and his cheating ways..... I didn't mind it too much that I got totally "used". :p

    When I came back to the boat, the story of what had happened had spread thru the whole marina, and I got claps and cheers from probably 80 people. I got on the boat, and the "catch phrase" was
    "Pirate Darryl, plundering booty thru the caribbean"...... I never got called Doctor Bourbon again :D

    A couple years later, when E-mail entered my life, it got shortened to Pir8-Darryl.

    I'm "pirate" or "pirate darryl" to everyone... Only my mom calls me Darryl anymore.
     
  5. MISTERD
    Joined: Feb 6, 2007
    Posts: 62

    MISTERD
    Member

    My initials are M.D
    They call me "doctor"
     
  6. injectedA
    Joined: Apr 27, 2002
    Posts: 590

    injectedA
    Member

    Bildo…first name is Bill, no batteries necessary. I guess she likes me :)
     
  7. CedarSpeed
    Joined: Aug 8, 2005
    Posts: 123

    CedarSpeed
    Member

    When I was a kid all dads friends called dad Sperm and me lil' Sperm cause they all had vasectomys. Jungle Man in High School cause of my long hair, all my old truck club buddies call me OSMG (old School Mikey G) OR just G I had been there done that so I already knew what time it was when the needed help with something. Wife calls me *****.:D
     
  8. storm king
    Joined: Oct 16, 2007
    Posts: 1,989

    storm king
    Member

    I worked at Rockwell Int'l building the B-1B bomber for many years. At the time I was racing a turbo-nitrous funny bike (seven flat at 192 MPH). My co-workers hung "Physco" on me. I never cared for it, it's not my nature, I'm not some counter-culture freak. I'm pretty low-key, I just like speed. So I dropped it when I dropped aerospace.
    Funny, though, the guy who talked about his Dad calling him 'listen'. My Dad called my older brother 'dummie' all the time. When I got to my teens he'd often introduce me as 'the other dummie'.
     
  9. Mudslinger
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,966

    Mudslinger
    Member

    First off my name is Scott. My friends Dad remembered Scotty from Star Trek in the engine room. He always had something he was doing under stress.
    He got his wires crossed and would call me Captain Scott or just Captain.
    I hadnt seen him in a couple of years and I was in Lima standing next to a chopped Merc admiring it and out of the crowd behind me I hear...
    Hey Captain Scott what do you think of that Merc?
    haha
    He was 400 miles from home and spotted me with my back to him.
     
  10. JDHolmes
    Joined: Nov 25, 2006
    Posts: 918

    JDHolmes
    Member
    from Spring TX

    Reb, short for Rebel, because I have always had a problem with following the crowd, most rules/laws, and generally rebelling against "the way it's supposed to be".
     
  11. rockabillybus
    Joined: Jan 9, 2008
    Posts: 227

    rockabillybus
    Member

    Way back in the day I worked in a dept. store in shipping and receiving with a buddy of mine. I went for a hair cut one day and asked the lady for a flat top. She said she never done one before but she had the large comb with the level in it. Against my better judgment I let her cut it anyway. She had huge ***s and a was fine as hell! Well apparently she couldn't read a level, she cut it crooked and when I came back to work , my buddy starts laughing his *** off. He said I looked like Gumby. One night he came up to the car hang out and yells hey Gumby! All my friends and car clubs heard him and ever since then it stuck. That was fifteen years ago and a few of the guys still call me that.

    Kerry--AKA Gumby
     
  12. bajajean
    Joined: Apr 8, 2008
    Posts: 22

    bajajean
    Member
    from Illinois

    Kids can be soooo cruel. When I was little they used to call me Big Birtha. As you can see in my picture, I was not fat. The only thing I can think is that my name is Martha and somehow there twisted sick little minds decided to be ignorant. My family called me moppy, marpy, beanie, and jeanie just to name a few. When I was in high school my friends would all call me Maggie. I am not sure where that one came from either, but it was a lot better than big birtha!! Now that I 2 children, Mommy seems to be my nickname!! LOL!!
     
  13. BigRed390
    Joined: Mar 21, 2007
    Posts: 483

    BigRed390
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    I worked in a fireworks store during the first part of my college existance. During one particularly bad summer, I managed to set the bathroom door on fire (remember - fireworks store. Not grocery store.), set myself on fire repeatedly, I shattered a bone or 2 in my right hand (damned steel structural beam was hiding behind what i thought was a flimsy aluminum panel. :mad: ), and i almost cut the end of my left pinky off doing that neat beer bottle trick where you fill the bottle up with water and hit the top of it. The bottom is supposed to blow out, but instead, it shattered at the neck. It took me and an Army medic about an hour and a half to get it to stop bleeding.

    Anyway after that last incident, the name Boo Boo got thrown out, and for some reason it stuck.
     
  14. Working at a Nuclear Power Plant. Wore funky cotton shirts and I was always reading up on Windmills, Solar Power, and Alternative Architecture.
    Next thing I know..."Hey, Flower Child!"

    I have one Nephew that calls me Crush.
    Watch Finding Nemo.
     
  15. A few of my buddies used to call me old dog, cause I would sleep all day and howl all night, now they just call me old or old fart !!
     
  16. Mr T body
    Joined: Nov 2, 2005
    Posts: 2,227

    Mr T body
    Alliance Vendor
    from BHC AZ

    My youngest son has..... he's called "Skidmark". No, he doesn't drive......
     
  17. BigO
    Joined: Jun 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,459

    BigO
    Member Emeritus

    Thay seem to call me "***HOLE" alot! I don't know why.?.
     
  18. JeffreyJames
    Joined: Jun 13, 2007
    Posts: 16,626

    JeffreyJames
    Member
    from SUGAR CITY

    I got my name SUGAR from my friend Joe. I am not sure why the hell he started calling me that but it stuck. Now I use it for my studio name a****st other things.
     
  19. HotRodRick49
    Joined: Nov 1, 2006
    Posts: 346

    HotRodRick49
    Member

    A large group of the guys in the Lone Wolves call me Ricky Pistons because well... My name is Ricky, and I blew apart a whole piston. wish I had the picture of it.
     
  20. blacufo
    Joined: Sep 13, 2006
    Posts: 401

    blacufo
    Member

    "Moose Knuckle"
     
  21. raven
    Joined: Aug 19, 2002
    Posts: 4,707

    raven
    Member

    the names I've earned over the years.
    Mario
    Captain
    Wildman
    Tunnel Rat
    Oh, and Crazy

    Figure it out.
    r
     
  22. chaos10meter
    Joined: Feb 21, 2007
    Posts: 2,191

    chaos10meter
    Member
    from PA.

    "Stick" cause in my younger days I used to blow out them old Ford transmissions, maybe one a month, flat shifting.
     
  23. Loe
    Joined: May 16, 2007
    Posts: 45

    Loe
    Member
    from CDA, ID

    hamb name is loe, last name.

    but my nickname is gutterball. i worked at a bowling alley a few nights last year (carpentry work) got free bowling out of it, i love to bowl. so a friend a few weeks later walks up and says hey gutterball. all i can think is, who the F is gutterball. Well he goes on to tell me that the club decided on it on two factors, the bowling alley gig, and well im a piece of work.
     
  24. Porcupine, at first it was because I used to shave my head when the weather got hot.... now it is because I am the safety manager... because I am such a *****.

    A couple of the best nicknames I ran across...

    Toilet, because the guy took so much **** from everyone

    There was a guy at work named Doug "the fibber" McKee and it was known that if his lips were moving he was lying.
     
  25. evil dead
    Joined: Apr 10, 2008
    Posts: 39

    evil dead
    Member
    from canada

    I have had a few.

    Skeletor-in junior high-I grew 8 inches in the 8th grade and didn't gain any weight for a year

    Jesus-I had long hair and didn't shave much

    Pony Boy-I was a long hair greaser type

    Monkey Paws-I like this one-I had a run of bad luck repairing equipment at my old job(it started with a rusty bolt snapping off) and a co worker said something about wreckin stuff with my monkey paws-it stuck

    Abe- Because I rock the chin strap beard

    Lucky-Guy-This one came about because a customer has a thing for the cutie I work with,He said "You get to work with HER all day?. You lucky guy" and she heard it. and calls me that to this day
     
  26. Donut Dave
    Joined: Jul 9, 2007
    Posts: 500

    Donut Dave
    Member

    Donut Dave
    Can't p*** a donut shop without drooling
     
  27. My last name is Ragusa-take a guess at what my nickname is
     
  28. eddie1
    Joined: Jul 27, 2006
    Posts: 571

    eddie1
    Member

    My first name is Rod so I get Hot Rod at work.
    I had a job a few years back where all the staff had very low quality
    black & white photos mounted on display. Mine was just a widows peak away from being Eddie Munsters long lost twin so I picked up the name Eddie with some former fellow employes & most of my
    friends.
     
  29. Buick59
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,995

    Buick59
    Member
    from in a house

    They call me tripod.
     
  30. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,724

    G V Gordon
    Member
    from Enid OK

    When I worked in the farm equipment dealerships I, one day headed out with a trailer without puting the ramps up. This was before cell phones, etc. but the name and number of the dealership was plastered on the side of the truck. Guess they got a lot of calls because I was called "Sparky" for quite a while after that.
     
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