Tell your tricks?

PRICELESS>>>>.

 

Hi Denise, No my folks are on a birdwatching expedition in Costa Rica for a month (and no, I couldn't make that up). But I promise, I'll call as soon as they get home.

 

Nice dog...
Nice Prius...
Nice Duck...

Something your not telling us?

 

I'll meet you all there!

 

Ok, but I've got my eye on you....and I expect to see those fuzzy dice in August...and I promise I won't laugh and point

 

Fake patina is like going to the Proctologest to get your teeth cleaned all it does is put a bad taste in your mouth.

 

I'm married now to the one I shoulda married in the first place.

Most guys can say their ex-wife is crazy... my first wife spent 2 weeks in one of the local mental hospitals... I've got papers on her saying she's crazy!

I divorced my second wife... mainly because I didn't like her boyfriend! Bad thing is now, that its been 5 years, the statute of limitations has run out on my get-out-of-jail/ticket/har***ment card... yes, he was one of Tulsa County's finest! Damned donut eating sack of ****... better him than me though. I don't have to listen to her ***** and moan anymore, nor suffer the upkeep and maintenance!

I'm a glutton for punishment.... I'm married, with children!

 

After Church, we can have lunch here:

 

Mom's been working on a sweater for my now 3 old nephew for 2 years. Everytime time she sizes the panels on him, she has to add more onto it. The kid just keeps growing! I don't know if she'll ever catch up! That's the honest reason I didn't want her to make something for me. I figured the grandkid's sweater was more important. But, I'll ask her (beg her) to make some when she's done with the sweater, OK?

 

In 2005 while p***ing thru Tulsa, me in Big Olds and my folks in their '56 Olds, Dad got pulled over for speeding by one of Tulsa's finest. Wouldn't it be a hoot if he was the same dude?

 

Wouldn't surprise me if it was. Donut's name is Whitfield... he's about 10 years younger than she is... and she's starting to show her mileage... I mean age!

 

Can you tell from these photos if it was him?





Yeah, I'm a s****booker and I take photos of everything.

 

i hear that. i aint even know PBR came in 40oz. **** SUN!.

 

Wow, so how many post is this since the first prediction of lockdown? What else can be done with a useless thread. Hm, its been pretty good so far, but how about the ugliest car contest? I'm sure they're all over the place, but I might as well add this....

 

so, i'm an idiot, but the guys name who started this whole thing is shades of rust. That is just tacky, I mean really, c'mon.

 

Ok Petersen, you can survive the pot-shots and take your FNG status in stride, maybe your not such a bad guy after all.

How's this one?

 

WTF? Did I miss something?

 

Anyone care to see my new ink? Tonite I celebrate my love for all things Chachi.

 

Anyone need a hug?



Step right up, dont be shy.........we all need a little love sometimes.

 

Lately I've been feeling like my life has no direction or meaning so I decided to adopt a cat:



Here's a candid shot of us at play time:

 

Well, whatever floats 'yer boat I guess...

 

Oh man, the pot shots and jokes were acceptable, but misspelling my beloved last name... that's just mean. Haha, just kidding, its not even my families correct name, its actually advending, but the dang immigration guy changed it. oh and your picture didn't work because it is on a secured forum, ****y huh?

no you didn't miss anything, I'm talking about mister patina'd graphics are sweeter than honey, his name is shadesofrust, I couldn't figure it out for a long time, I was like what the heeeellll? turns out that it is so simple my head hurts.

 

could someone get a new email to post silly stuff just to screw with us all?

 

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days...............



I cant wait until Oct. 31st.



Chachi has stolen my heart.



Here's one for you Michigan boys:

 

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Ya, maybe that's my problem, I'm on my ipod. That is one heck of a chachi collection, the tattoo is really the highlight, though..

 

were is it

 

this is a fun game...
california?
florida?
cambodia?

 

My old daily driver. Believe it or not, I really do miss this one.