Am I the only one here that gets messed with this much? I park my DD (65 chevelle) on the street, and over the last 2 years its been vandalized ALOT. Heres the list so far.... drivers side door kicked in...2 egged...3 pipes stomped on..... 2 smeering jelly on the handals.....2 head light smacked out...... 1 hit out side my house....... 3 hit outside my old work..... 2 I wrecked it once..... but over the last 3 months, nothin has happened.... i guess whoever was effin with me decided to grow up.... which is good considerin the chevelle is almost ready for paint. so what i wanna know..... IS WHO CAN TOP THAT!
sounds like you don't make many friends that ****s man...mine just gets broken into a lot things stolen since november air cleaner 8 ton hydraulic ram various wrenches and sockets ALL my CDs center console and all the junk in it soldering iron pliers screwdrivers gas then there's the kicker...my rearview mirror
oh man that sux ska..... funny thing is, ive never been broken into..... leave the doors unlocked though.....rather have my cd player gone, then a busted window..... funny thing is, the enighborhood aint too bad..... and cool with all my neighbors, i dunno... i guess i have a target on my car
when i had the F-1, some kids thought it funny to put it in N and push it into the middle of my street. they got halfway and lost it, put a dent in the outside garage wall but other then that, not much, plus there was a bit of blood on the fender, looked like one of them tried to pull on the lip, little did he know it was a jagged edge from grinding it down. had my tailgate kicked too, other then that, not much.
Stop sleeping with thier sisters! (just kidding...I hope.) I have been lucky enough for all of my exes to like my car more than they liked me, so it has lived a life un****hed by angry women. however, one did once leave me a note in lipstick on the windshield, but it sure wasn't vandalism.
Your friends have gotten older like you and have found other things to do- maybe it has to do with the straight loud pipes and late nights coming home- or maybe those peg-legged burn-outs you are fond of just a few guesses.
Had an ex-girlfriend break out all the windows and steal the nitrous unit on my 65' Chevelle. 7 months later, she wanted to come back. Now she's married to someone who is 20 years older than her and drives a 74' AMC station wagon. Ah yes, life is sweet.
I had one stored in a field one winter and came back to find out someone had shot the living **** out of it - over 100 rounds with a .22 in all the panels, in the dash, you name it. I ever find out who did it, I'm going to put the same number of holes in their head.
Never, but then, I don't keep my project at home. I am a gun owner, so maybe it's good I don't give the idiots around me an invitation. I keep my T Bucket at work and it is very well protected. Motion detectors in the entire complex, 24 security system monitoring, 6' fence with razor wire on top, plus the guy with a shop next door is divorced and lives in his place. He has a few guns and has used it a couple times. I sometimes mention thieves to see the gleam in his eye when he describes what he would do to someone stupid enough to get in.
LOL He's actually a very mellow dude. Kinda like the ones that get descibed on the news as, "Gee, I never would have suspected he was capable of that."
i know a lot of people like that. someone is going to break in there one day and they are going to have to s****e his remains off of the wall. oh well just another **** thief, one less to worry about. lol. i need to buy a nice big shop and move in to it like that. my wife would probably go for living there as well.
I had an ex girlfriend break the SSs right off the grill of my Nova then it was just an S. Then she packed my gastank full of frosting. (She worked at a bakery) That frosting had me worried as my motor only had about 400 miles on the rebuild. I took off the intake, it was all sticky inside and cleaned it up. Didn't hurt it at all. I took some nice fresh puppy **** and put it under her doorhandles and wiped it across her wipers on her Chevelle (with a glove and a napkin) then I reached in her car and turned the wipers on. I sat across the street and waited for her to get off work. Boy was that neat. I made sure she knew I did it by waving at her as I drove by. Then she jumps in her car to get me, hopefully getting dog **** on her steering wheel, when she turns on her car the windshield wipers make sure she can't see to follow. I'm a little ashamed to say I ever messed with someones car but hey, I was only 17. It was a hell of a lot nicer than undoing her drain plug on her new motor (that I installed). I couldn't do something that f'd up. About the same time frame I did put several dirty magazines under the seat of some ***hole at works car. His holy roller old lady had a **** fit. I thought that was pretty funny too. I'm older and hopefully a little smarter now, screwing with someone's car is a ****ed up deal. I helped a neighborhood kid find a parts car with the same color fender so he wouldn't have to paint his car. He did a hell of a good job changing it and it matched and looked good. I was so proud of him. I was gonna have a guy from work come over and buff the car for him. Yesterday he shows me where someone beat on his hood and keyed the hell out of it. Top to bottom. I guess he doesn't need it buffed anymore. Pisses me off. I hope he gives that guy a good *** kicking when he gets out of jail. Later Josh.
someone broke the quarter window out of 86 once,just for kicks, cost me 200 bucks to order one from one of those online parts places,had no luck finding one at the yard, and they sent me the wrong window 3 times,i suspect it was one of the out of control kids who were living across the street from me at the time, thought it was cool to hit rocks down the street with a golf club. while mom sat on the porch stoned. luckily they were evicted. best thing we ever did to someones car,which didn't do any damage because they drove a complete POS, when i was nineteen i worked at a little ceasears, we had an ugly fat guy who was an ***hole working there,and he hated fish,so we took nasty anchovies and stuffed them under his door handles and put a fish under his seat. he freaked lol. he deserved it though.
We don't have that problem where I live. If you park your car on the street it gets an orange tag, and is towed away in 48 hours.
I had 5 gallons of water added to my Studebaker tank .Pissed me off but I made a stainless tank with the pick up at the very bottom easy to drain .Hard part was finding a place for 10 gallons of ****ed fuel .
The first night I owned my 59 El Camino it still had 13" Daytons on it, not my style but I had to drive it anyway. I was at a resteraunt having dinner when I saw 4 "cowboys" running a key down the side of it, guess they had a thing against "lowriders". Probably a good thing they took off running when they saw me flying out the door, I'd probably got my *** kicked taking on all 4 of them but I was mad enough too!
Like Ron White said, "I don't know how many it was gonna take to whoop my a** but I know how many they were gonna use!"
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