What’s on your table ?

So this ****in guy shows up here to show off today.
I think I need to vomit.
What ya got on your table?

 

If that makes you vomit, I'll take it all off your hands!


I have nothing on the table, as my **** clutters up a whole room in the house, the garage, and the whole back yard.

My wife needs a little clean spot of her own..

 

A Speedway catalog, an LMC truck catalog, and a bottle of chocolate syrup.

 

Funny you should ask, because I've got the single four barrel top to my big-block Chevy TR2 intake sitting on the dining room table at the moment. The roommates don't seem to mind.

 

LOL! I just gave up with all the parts that I had on my dining room table so I just moved it into the garage. I have a tool box, ****tered tool, and parts.

 

i get free magazines from hastings... so pretty much every hot rod and motorcycle mag for the past 3 months, and a summit racing catolog and an old sketch book, a motorcycle helmet, and a license plate frame thing that says "proud parent of a wyotech student" my jack daniels key chain and a pair of aviators.

i'm kind of messy....

 

my size "15" feet!

 

your mamas ***ties and chin

 

speedway catalog,the latest rod and custom & surfer magazines

 

3 rochester 2gs and 3 holley 94s

 

my wife's **** , but it equals out , she dont have any of her **** in my shop..

 

A chunk of the starting line asphalt from the long-ago-closed Minnesota Dragways.

 

Drill press and grinder,Rochester 4 barrel,various gun parts.No wife in sight!! ---bil

 

A polished F E Tri-Power, cordless drill and a tube of black silicone...OLDBEET

 

Dice magazine, a Combat Sports International catalog, a Houston Press, and a bunch of junk mail.

what do i win?

 

Dry martini, two olives

 

Two jumbo bean burritos and air freshener

 

Random *****.

 

Empty Offy manifold box. Old dial type pay phone, non operating. pile of Cd's with the Blasters on top. box with two really old drum type speedometers.

 

The TV remote, the rodders journal, a bottle of Laphroiag scotch, and some weed.

Just the necessities.

 

Sheet, ill make some space on that table for him, i need a pair

 

Moved into the garage now......we had to eat!

 

That's a perfect use for a table!

 

What a coincidence...

 

Is ****gy the only one who noticed the f-ing 10 pairs of zephyr taillights?
Geez

 

6lb Pewter ingots,a few molds for casting,some patterns
to make more molds,a few dozen semi finished Pewter pins;
and a trophy for this years Billetproof Michigan show.

 

3 machine shop supply catalogs,2 Speedway catalogs, 1 welding book,2 machinest's handbooks and 1 ****er Spainel.!!!

 

Available now as ****py re-pop LEDS - the next big Bling Thing....

 

Lunch!!

 

Hop Up #7,#8 and #9.
I need # 6 badly.Anybody have an extra? I'll pay your price?