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whats the hokeyest home made part you've seen?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by oldpl8s, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. oldpl8s
    Joined: Apr 11, 2007
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    I saw a 1915 rust bucket Model T last weekend running fine. One of the spark plug "wires" was an actual peice of barbed wire. I'll be he could have used a spoon or just about anything else metal.
     
  2. Thirdyfivepickup
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    I bet we see this as the newest trend for the ol skool rat rodderz. :cool:

    Hey, if it worked in a pinch... why not?
     
  3. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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    from Enid OK

    Those big T coils would electrify a fence so no boubt they would send current through a strand of barbed wire. You can almost arc weld with those things.
     
  4. A genuine muffler clamp and green oak transmission mount on a 327 chev, 3 spd F-1
     
  5. Lobucrod
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
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    How's this for Hokey? Thats pipe connections!
     

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  6. 067chevy
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    How about a mailbox for an air cleaner with the speedo mounted in the back of it
     
  7. joebuick
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    maybe not the worst but one of the few i have a picture of
     

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  8. pastlane
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    Last year looked at a 63 Chevy pickup with a 6 cyl that was for sale in town. The guy was using a toilet seat lid for the top of the air cleaner housing.
     
  9. 067chevy
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    The only picture I had of the mail box air cleaner. belongs to a freind of mine and taken at my place last weekend.[​IMG]
     
  10. theflame
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    That mail box cleaner is genius...
     
  11. motorhed
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    For a temporary measure I stole an olive oil tin from the kitchen for the scoop, and used a bent hacksaw blade to keep the mesh in place. Not as good as barbed wire tho!
     

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  12. LOL... keep it coming... please!!!:eek:

    [​IMG](I'm applying for the dumpsterrods.com domain name immediately)
     
  13. Gigantor
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    They say necessity breeds invention ... but some of that stuff is downright DUMB. To each their own I guess.
     
  14. Is that a 3.8L Buick Engine??? That pack of coils looks eerily familiar? details anywhere?

    Or as we say in the states... a 4.0166 Quart'er? :D
     
  15. toddc
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    Here are some from eGay
     

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  16. The worst I've seen that I can remember right now, is a drag link made from angle iron. I think they cut out the part with power assist, and welded in the angle in its place.

    The hokiest repairs will get you home in a pinch. I've heard alot of old timers telling of putting a piece of leather belt in place of a bad rod bearing in a banger motor. Or guys cutting off the bottom of a knocking rod, and leaving it out..
     
  17. Drive Em
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    [​IMG]

    This one is actually pretty cool.
     
  18. 39studebaker
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    I am ashamed to say this but here it goes.....I purchased a truck without really looking at it good over the net and when I got home with it I tore it down to see that the guy actually used GREAT STUFF and made a firewall out of it. Its a damn good thing i didnt drive it like that......but then again if i fell off a bridge and landed in water I would have floated :)
     
  19. kenny g
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    Hey man thats the new billet motor mount.
     
  20. oilslinger53
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    do you have ant pictures of the GREAT STUFF fire wall? i love that stuff! its so versitile...
     
  21. 39studebaker
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    I will have to see they are on my jump drive at my office i think LOL
     
  22. motorhed
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    Yep, sure is a 3.8l buick engine. Cheap n common motor over here but this one does ok. Beat a blown bb chev in another coupe over the 1/8th mile last year. :confused:
     
  23. I once peered under the hood of a '57 Caddy that someone had put a factory 2x4 on. Apparently they didn't get the linkage with it - part of it was made from half of a door hinge - the same one you use to hang the doors in your house.


    I once in a pinch used coathangers to wrap broken engine mounts, reinstalled the mounts, and drove on my way.

    My truck ran a while with bailing wire holding the gas tank on. Then I got fancy and used some Wal-mart plant-hanger or picture-hanger cable rated for 300 lbs - ran it back and forth until I ran out - don't think that sucker's coming off anytime soon.

    And I just scrapped a chunk of floor out of a '50 Chevy that had a piece of angle iron welded to it that seemed to support or reinforce the shock mounts. The iron was heavier stock than the frame of the car was.
     
  24. mayej
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    from Tok, AK

    After squeezing a SB 350 in a 72 Vega, I needed an overflow for the radiator. My Dad had just finished a huge can of Miller Lite....it stayed strapped to the fender wall for the next 3yrs.
    I know I'm not the first to do that, but at the time I was 17 (22yrs ago) and just always got a kick out of it when I raised the hood.
     
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  25. Lotek_Racing
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    Some guy stopped by work one day, noticed a 3/4" drive universal joint in his steering shaft.

    Apparently Borgeson or Flaming River charge too much for their joints and he couldn't be bothered going to the auto wrecker.

    We bought a wrecked T-bucket from the insurance lot once. Had hairpins made from black iron pipe, they flexed when you bounced the car.

    Shawn
     

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