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Where in the flippin' H E double-hockey-sticks has this board been???

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TwistedShifter, May 1, 2008.

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  1. TwistedShifter
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    I am in disbelief...I've been looking for something like this for a while and here it is. I sick of all those polished plastic show circuit cars... Gimme steel, old school rust, something with patina or suede, reverse chromed steelies - or just plain painted ones, no billet, 3 pedals good - 2 pedals bad, sweet south-o-the-border multicolored blankets, 3 dueces or dual quads, forget the air ride, A/C or the cushy leather seats...I want to smell gas a and see sparks when I roll.

    I'm going to poke around here for a while - I'll be back...

    Hey, BTW: I've got a bunch of photos of old rides...anyplace to post them here?

    Later,
    Bill
     
  2. sodbuster
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    Do you know the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
  3. Carbs & Chrome
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    Don't be fooled... this was all done with in the last two weeks!

    Welcome to the HAMB. And get them pics posted ASAP!
     
  4. TwistedShifter
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    Overnight? LOL...yeah, and Jessica Rabbit is real...right? I'm in the biz - been buildig sites since '96 and in Graphic Design since '86. This site is incredible - awesome graphics, great look!! I'd guess it took more than a few sleepless nights and a couple hundred gallons of caffeine.
     
  5. TwistedShifter
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    BTW: FNG is too funny...ROFLMAO...
     
  6. Thumper
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    Just wait until you become a "Grenade Inspector".........LMAO :D
     
  7. publicenemy1925
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    Jessica Rabbit is not real?
     
  8. dont worry man , jessica rabbit is real... damn FNGs just startin **** already..
     
  9. LUX BLUE
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    LUX BLUE
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    Right.
     
  10. old beet
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    Why did you leave the "F" out of yer name.............OLDBEET
     
  11. TwistedShifter
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  12. TwistedShifter
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    Germ? Left the F out?..inside jokes?..am I missing something here?
     
  13. G V Gordon
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    Long ago, in a Galaxie 500 far far away ( before the kinder, gentler H.A.M.B.,you would be on fire now. You seem to have promise gr***hopper, do not leap into the **** too quickly and all will be well.
     
  14. TwistedShifter
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    Curb the enthusiasm...check. Alright, the board is ummm, ok...you all seem like ehh, decent guys... no biggie. Maybe I'll come back around, maybe not... I'd rather be flogging the nailhead right now anyway. Later...
     
  15. tomcat46
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    I believe what we are witnessing here is the confused ranting and disbelief of a young man awakening from a coma.

    (welcome to the hamb)
     
  16. TwistedShifter
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  17. Crazydaddyo
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    I think I'll get a batch of popcorn started ....... Anyone for a PBR?
     
  18. VAPHEAD
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    show us your car.
     
  19. TwistedShifter
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    I have all my photos at home on my MAC...which one do you want to see?
     
  20. Dago Red
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    This board has been right here since the late 1990s. Where have you been?
     
  21. TwistedShifter
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    Do you know what the rank on this site is according to Google? It's not the easiest to find. I typed in " '31 Ford Body" and a link to a thread came up...I've never seen this site before otherwise....
     
  22. hudsoncustom
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    did you check out the Ol' Skool Rodz board?
     
  23. TwistedShifter
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    I've never seen it before...it's ranked 80,000 or so and it doesn't come up very high unless you specifically do a search for "jalopy"...
     
  24. D-Russ
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    That's a good thing isn't it?
     
  25. TwistedShifter
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    I've been there and I buy the magazine every once in a while, but to be honest I'm not into the whole kulture thing...I'm into the rods, not the tats and sleazy white-faced chicks. How did it come to that anyway? It's like Hot Rods meets biker cross-overs. REAL rodding isn't about the "kulture" they want to commercialize and push on us...it's about old racers, bonneville, cheater slicks and wrenching until 3 am because there's nothing else you'd rather do...
     
  26. hudsoncustom
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    uh-huh. ok. I see...
     
  27. pitman
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    There are certain "unmentionable" words however. Large-rodent slender-cylindrical-object being one such phrase. ;)
     
  28. TwistedShifter
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    80,000 is great...but I just never searched specifically for Jalopy...so it's kind of hard to get a Google result that brings you here when searching for anything else...
     
  29. TwistedShifter
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    hudsoncustom..I saw a listing in our local Cruisin' News from a guy who had Zephyr stuff...I'll look for the ad tonight
     
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