Register now to get rid of these ads!

Gas Thieves!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 53burb, May 11, 2008.

  1. Bort62
    Joined: Jan 11, 2007
    Posts: 594

    Bort62
    BANNED

    EPA legislation is backed as much (or more) by existing oil interests as it is by enviromental organizations. Oil companies don't want compe***ion, and right now the EPA is the biggest hurdle to anyone who thinks they can do it better.

    Easy way to keep compe***ors out - Help the EPA over-regulate the construction of new wells or refineries.

    Don't blame the treehuggers more than they deserve.
     
  2. JC_32
    Joined: Nov 3, 2007
    Posts: 159

    JC_32
    Member

    Knux, I was just thinking the same thing.....
     
  3. maybe you should work a different shift....
    what ever happened to motion detected alarm systems
    ....a loud noise nusiance is way better than being with out go juice..
    add the coiled spring thingie its the best ...
    thievin is a quick crime haulin 15 gallons of gas takes effort and a team...

    ******* steal batteries here and then come get your new one in a couple of days they watch to see the car moving again and bam new battery gone too
     
  4. OLLIN
    Joined: Aug 25, 2006
    Posts: 3,150

    OLLIN
    Member

     
  5. converseandbowlingshirts
    Joined: Nov 10, 2006
    Posts: 556

    converseandbowlingshirts
    Member
    from Eugene, OR

    Uh, the guy at the station puts it in? We don't pump our own gas, in the entire state! One more reason to love Oregon.
     
  6. tjm73
    Joined: Feb 17, 2006
    Posts: 3,674

    tjm73
    Member

    Anti-freeze could cause you to go to jail. That's a reasonable situation where where you would know or expect deadly harm to occur. And you would be guilty.

    Syrup of ipecac. Will induce vomiting. Or use any other non-lethal puke causing liquid.
     
  7. One of my favorite cars was my 1956 chev. The dudes at the gas station couldn't find the tank and it was funny as hell. They just don't make cool **** anymore>>>>.
     
  8. 1 shot
    Joined: Aug 30, 2006
    Posts: 907

    1 shot
    BANNED

    It wouldn't be hard to get in to a locking gas cap!!
    If a guy can pick a lock just enough to get that cap off you're
    screwed anyway.
    And if he can't pick a lock he's just gonna punch a whole in the
    tank and drain it out that way.

    Really, yes some precaution might help, but in all sense....
    it's not gonna do any good.

    Just my oppinion.
     
  9. I didn't expect anyone to try to siphon my gas, I just needed a tank to put it in until I could get it somewhere to recycle it?
     
  10. 1 shot
    Joined: Aug 30, 2006
    Posts: 907

    1 shot
    BANNED

    lmao! thats f*&^ing awsome.
     
  11. chebby
    Joined: Feb 27, 2008
    Posts: 68

    chebby
    Member

    thats why you cant even run full tanks on your cars any more. ****ing loser thieves. if you're worried about someone punching a hole in the gas tank. bag the car and lay frame =)
     
  12. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    LANCE-SPEED
    Member

    KNUX, only you could get a simple statement turned into a 6 page thread....see you at the HAMB-BQ
     
  13. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,501

    Muttley
    Member

    That ****s!!! You are forced to let some yahoo pump your gas? Just exactly what is the reason for this genius bit of legislation?
     
  14. lostforawhile
    Joined: Mar 23, 2008
    Posts: 4,159

    lostforawhile
    Member

    had the same problem with having my gas cans stolen, put an old one out side with old gas,bleach and little motor oil mixed in. of course it was stolen bwhahahahahahahah.
     
  15. Something to do with health concerns over the fumes, or somesuch, the person that dispenses the gasoline has to be a "professional" of some sort. At least that's my vague recollection of why New Jersey does it. I'm sure Oregon's reasons are more of the same nanny-state ********. My first question was to wonder about the guy who stands there 8 hours a day pumping gas... if the fumes are hazardous, isn't he going to get sick a hell of a lot faster than everyday joe pumping his gas once or twice a week... or even once a day for 5 minutes? The last time I was in Jersey and got gas, the dude who pumped it sure wasn't wearing any filter or mask or anything.
     
  16. Dick Dake
    Joined: Sep 14, 2006
    Posts: 788

    Dick Dake
    Member

    Having people pump gas gives jobs to drop-outs.
     
  17. Ebbsspeed
    Joined: Nov 11, 2005
    Posts: 6,479

    Ebbsspeed
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I was having the gas stolen out of my old John Deere Model "B", which is parked in a tin shed about 1/4 mile from our house, earlier this spring. It's real easy to drain the tank on it since there is a drain **** on the bottom of the carb, and also under the sediment bowl, so after the *******s took my gas a couple of times, I figured I'd nail 'em. Since I only use the tractor occasionally, I poured about five gallons of water into the tank, then floated a gallon of dinosaur blood on top so it would still smell like gas. A scant two days later, there was a middle-aged hick sitting in his Ford pickup down the road about a mile, seems that new-fangled fuel injection system couldn't convert water to fuel. Don't know how much it cost him to get that all straightened out, but I'm sure it was more than what a few gallons of gas are worth.
     
  18. BinderRod
    Joined: Jul 9, 2006
    Posts: 1,737

    BinderRod
    Member

    I think that everyone has forgot one thing ....

    locks are for honest people!
     
  19. JHhj0978
    Joined: Nov 30, 2007
    Posts: 158

    JHhj0978
    Member
    from Youngstown

    anyone can bust a lock, if theres a lock or no what to get a hose down the neck they are gonna put a whole in your tank..so then your out 60 bucks of gas and however much for a new tank...maybe inside the gas door put a sticker that reads....if you can read this you are in range....saw it somewhere might be kinda funny? idk. Im thinkin about puttin one at the end of my drive.
    Noone has got gas out of my car, which sits in the drive all the time....although a hugeee dent is in the tank now and i have no idea how it got there cause i dont drive the car......
     
  20. Fairlane Dave
    Joined: Mar 23, 2007
    Posts: 635

    Fairlane Dave
    Member

    That's funny, although I doubt these gas thievin' *******s are doing much web surfing! ...especially here!
     
  21. rustyford40
    Joined: Nov 20, 2007
    Posts: 2,168

    rustyford40
    Member
    from Mass Bay

    If you can put up a spot light. Thievs don't like lights.
     
  22. spudsmania9
    Joined: Aug 25, 2005
    Posts: 154

    spudsmania9
    Member
    from Arkansas

    There's the answer! Kill people until the world is better!! or not!
    Geez. Get a grip.

    We can be certain that liljgoneman has never sold anything for a profit.
     
  23. People that steal aren't smart by no means. We were doing a rebuild on this cats chevy truck. He brings me the radiator to get cleaned. So it's ozzing anti-freeze and soforth so we leave it out on the loading dock. The next morning it's gone. 2 days later this stupid ******* brings it in here trying to sell it back to me. Needless to say it wasnt a pretty scene>>>>.
     
  24. Mopar34
    Joined: Aug 8, 2006
    Posts: 1,029

    Mopar34
    Member

    Guess I'm lucky where I live, we haven't had any bad experiences with gas thieves yet.:D The thieves have been too busy cutting off cat converters off of cars and trucks to worry about a little gas.:eek: And the area kids are to busy ice picking tires and tossing acid on body parts to take to stealing gas. :eek:

    Maybe I need to move to where gas stealing is a problem, might be cheaper for me.:D
     
  25. Mudslinger
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,966

    Mudslinger
    Member

    There seems to be a lot of gas thieves driving new cars now days by these replies.
     
  26. PollockzRodz
    Joined: Jan 28, 2007
    Posts: 362

    PollockzRodz
    Member

    How about getting one of those noisy *** alarms that you can put on your window in your house so when its opened it goes off and is extreamly loud. You could easily rig one of them up on your gas door. Usually if a theif hears the loud noise they run. Or they take a hammer to the side of your car to shut it up but either way its worth a try -Jon
     
  27. tjm73
    Joined: Feb 17, 2006
    Posts: 3,674

    tjm73
    Member

    You could hook up 50,000+ volts to the body and when they touch it, ZZZZAP!!!
     
  28. El-Cid
    Joined: Feb 17, 2005
    Posts: 169

    El-Cid
    Member

    They've got to cover the car payments somehow...
     
  29. lostforawhile
    Joined: Mar 23, 2008
    Posts: 4,159

    lostforawhile
    Member

    anybody remember the car alarm in james bond for your eyes only . lol.
     
  30. rustyford40
    Joined: Nov 20, 2007
    Posts: 2,168

    rustyford40
    Member
    from Mass Bay

    If you want to zap someone use a oil burner transformer thay back a real kick.
     

Share This Page

Register now to get rid of these ads!

Archive

Copyright © 1995-2021 The Jalopy Journal: Steal our stuff, we'll kick your teeth in. Terms of Service. Privacy Policy.

Atomic Industry
Forum software by XenForo™ ©2010-2014 XenForo Ltd.