Most Ridiculous road sign!!!!

Hey this is Von Yinzer from PGH posting up the most retarded road sign that we spotted while at a rest stop on the PA Turnpike on the way home from the Jalopy Showdown! I somehow felt that I should park my 61 Fairlane across the three spots.

 

I need one of those for my garage wall. You should have taken a pic of you doing a huge smokey burnout in front of it.

 

Well I wouldve tried, but a full bodied 61 ford with the 223 straight 6, and bad throwout bearing probably would have led to disaster.
MAde it from Gettysburg to Pittsburgh with on a half tank of gas tho!

 

A prime example of our tax dollars at work.Makes you wonder how many greased palms and kickbacks there were to make this wonderful sign possibleOldWolf

 

Sounds like you stole my car. Looks like your headlight peaking around the left side of the sign. Should have included the car in the pic. I dig 61's.

 

a pic of you running the damn thing over would have bitchin
now it appears the non low emitting fuel efficient vehicle owners are
becoming second class citizens.. maybe these signs have been around awhile
and ive just never seen one before?

 

They would say that they're using the carrot technique for encouraging the public (us) to "do the right thing."

Don't start me on signs!

 

I think anybody with an older car should go out of their way to park in one of those spaces. I mean come on, what the fuck is the world coming to?!

 

Here is me and my gal from the 07 showdown with the car....

 

That parking space probably gets VERY little use! O.T., but there's a town in Pennsylvania named "INTERCOURSE"; Amish country I believe. And, in Snohomish County, Washington State, there's a "CLIMAX ROAD". I have no idea how it got it's name.

 

In downtown Portland the city will give you cut rate parking if you drive a hybrid....but not a hybrid SUV. I agree with flh4speed, you shuda ran it over!

 

I also think when you park there with your old car, if it doesn't drip oil or trans fluid, you should just pour a quart of it on the spot when you leave!

 

They could have simplified and stated, "Parking for wienie-assed, liberal faggots only!"

 

Makes you wonder how many carbon credits and gallons of petroleum were use to produce the sign, the plastic coating on the sign (that ain't paint), the dedicated metal pole that the sign is on (if there were no stupid sign, there'd be no pole there), the paint on the pole, and the government truck that was surely left running while the 3-man crew took 5 hours to install the sign.

I've about had it up to my ass with greenies, their knee-jerk reactions, their bullshit theories (where the hell is the North American-covering glacier I was promised when I was in 4th grade?!), and their smug hollier than thou attitude.

-Brad

 

that's funny as hell !!! i cant stop laughing

 

If I ever see a sign like that I'm putting a HAMB sticker on it.

After I coat the spaces with burnt rubber.

 

i'd have stolen that one... it would have looked nice on the wall of the shop

and yes, i would have stolen it... post and all. hook a chain to it and drag the fuckin thing out of the ground. course i'd have waited for some pimple face fuckhead in a prius to park in front of it first.

 

Whats next smoking and non-smoking parking lots??

 

The local CVS has so many "reserved for" signs Now they added another one; "Reserved for expecting mom's" I parked there...this is all going too far.

 

i park in the "new moms" and "senior citizens" parking all the time, cause i dont feel like parking in the menards lot to shop at home depot! fuckin reserved spaces... makes my dick sneeze

the only ones that will get you a ticket is the handicapped spaces... screw em

 

They have that here at the one shopping mall, too. Politically correct. Someone needs to make vinyl stickers to go over them with the same lettering that says something like "Liberal Snobs and Environmental Socialists" we can just slap over the bottom half.

 

What the Fuck does that mean? I'm choking on my twizzelers and pissin my pants laughing . Got to know what making my "dick sneeze" means! Help.. I can't be that old or out of touch?

 

Heres a good one

 

What really pisses me off is when the people we have spaces reserved for park in MY spaces!

 

Already got them. The hospitals here will not let you smoke on their property where the parking lots are situated.

 

they have those parking spots where my wife works, yet she cant park her sportster there which gets better milage, emits less and takes up far less space than any damn hybrid. freakin commie bastages

 

The only 'reserved spaces' I take any note of are the handicapped spaces. Having a handicapped family member, it's a real pain in the ass when some soccer mom in a minivan or someone who doesn't think the law applies to them takes the spot. They're where they are for a reason.

But frigging FUEL ECONOMY? Screw that. Somebody ought to photoshop that and fill the back of the lot with Hummers.

 

The local wimp out example is the highway dept changing the sign to the Yakima Firing Center which is and has been one of the places that the military fires it's long range big guns on a regular basis hence the name to the Yakima Training Center because the local liberal PC screwballs thought that Firing Center gave bad vibes.

 

Intercourse is right down the road from Blueball, honest.

 

what is so wrong with calling a spade a spade, or a hoe a hoe, or a shovel a shovel.

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