And You Thought *You* Had a Car Fetish, part II

A few months back I posted the story of celebrated Canadian car lover Sandy Wong:

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=224880

Well, it appears Mr. Wong must now relinquish his ***le as World Champion Car Diddler. Meet Mr. Edward Smith of Washington state, who claims to have boinked over 1000 lovely automobiles:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new.../Man-admits-'having-***'-with-1,000-cars.html

I suppose it takes all kinds, but... whoa.

In Mr. Smith's defense, I guess it's a cheaper habit than women.

 

Trust me: you really don't want to see my Google saved search strings.

 

Nice shout out at the end- but doesn't the HAMB have well over 500 members? Oops, I said "members"

 

"But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense ***ual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."

Airwolf was pretty good in bed. She never did call me back though. *****!

 

Where do you come up with these things?

Learn something new on the HAMB everyday!

 

Is that weird? What's the name of that "other" board?

 

Oh, come on, admit it. How many of you have looked at a '68 Lamborghini Muira, and though, "yeahhh, I'd tap that."

 

I think this is the idea...

 

Don't you know his mother is proud today.

Note to self: NEVER buy a car from Edward Smith.

JH

 

Ha! Busted, perv!

 

imagine walking up on this guy (doing) a car, or what if it was your car? ewwwww.

 

Would they blame it on the car for looking "too ***y"?

 

Imagine a vintage *******-style cartoon of a shocked guy walking into his garage:

"My Deuce! And my best friend!"

 

Great, now I'll have to wonder why my kid is taking so long in the bathroom with all of my car magazines in there.

 

I plead the 5th.........

 

hahah more like you drank the 5th....

 

But..but she came on to me..and..and oh those headlights and that rear....ahhhh

 

Hey cars are way better than women.... a car is always ready to see you... you can lube them up, put some air in their tires and ride them hard all day long and they never complain... then you take them back to the house, give them a good rub down and a polish and go about your other day to day stuff.. you can return to them a day, a week, a month later, and yep, the car is ready for a hard ride again, just happy that you are using it... cars that is... not women...

....and sometimes they have really big headlights....

 

"Wong" and "boinked" mentioned in the same paragraph and it's about cars. Who wrote that?

 

Dude!

 

At least these guys won't ever have kids.......

 

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the hair at the end is awful.....

 

I did that once, with my old Chevy truck. Broken head bolt. Tapped that right in the driveway.

 

so uhhh, how does it happen? its more of a wtf question

 

Or HTF.