Chalk one up for the Full Size Ford!! Street Race!!!

Oh yeah baby,been a while since I had a good street race!!!!!
Washed the primer and tuned the 65 FE 4 spd today, took it down to Chevron to get a full tank of 92...the weather is perfect, sun shining,couldnt ask for a better day when i spotted a potential victim to the land yacht.Looked to be a like a 2000 or 2001 Mustang GT they all look the same to me... I had to pass a few cars to catch up to him..after some manuevering I pulled along his 9 o clock dropped it into 2 and played what i call touch and go...I got no response>>?? Wtf?!..being the shit disturber I am,I kept fuckin with him...still nothing..What a pussy!!Just when I was going to pull a U turn.. WHAM! he nails it...now thats more like it!!!, the Stang was getting it on too man!!,and I was feeling a little moted(an 80's term)I was caught between some slow asian,an kept missing red light chances...When he turned right and I followed.Come on come on ...Fuck!! YES! finally!! I caught a red light and we lined up side by side..Man i have this 390 tuned,the timing is advanced too the max,and the idle is a little too high..oh shit this T-10 better not miss 3rd or pop out of gear..Shit I gotta fix that soon...I R it up,Dont have a tach so I dont know the RPM but I'm where I need to be..He's ready too...oh fuck this is cool as hell...GREEN LIGHT!!! Dump that Fuckin clutch!! Right 215/70/15 tire is Fuckin blazing... shit!! Hook up motherfucker!! he's gone... hole shots me big fuckin time..Throw it into 2nd and grab a mean ass scratch,(Damn that was cool)hes still way out in front...Fuckin moment of truth the 3dr gear shift..come on bitch come on I miss this gear and its all over...I throw it up to 3rd as hard as I could,yes!!!Were GOOD!!I hold the shifter in the 3rd gear position so it dont pop out.. my hands are sweaty,fuck!! I hate this shift knob,Its Gay!!! now I start to pull up tom him...yeah bitch your mine now... 3rd gear is tall and the 390's rollin ...Were both moving at some speeed,I have no speedo either..Shit this lights gonna go red...Fuck it!! hes still on it and a good car length on me Were going through the light...Oh shit this s nuts!! This guys crazier than me!! I'm tachin 3rd out...the car is getting shakey the front end is fucked on this car..God be with me here....I'm on him now... ---FINALLY !!! 4th gear... later homeslice!!!must be doin over 100 plus..hes somewhere back there.fuck another red light ..Cant stop it now...Time to shut it down...I ease in to the brakes...he flies past me...yeah whatever dude!! I got ya!! I pull the tank over...everythings ok...not overheating...oh shit whats this,,,here he comes...he stops and was all excited...DUDE !! That was way Cool!! hell yeah!! That car gets it on man!!! that was rad!! Two Fords going at it!! hella cool..yeah yeah yeah....that was fun...He then says I would have got you on the freeway.. Man I dont think so!!!Why do you think I was pulling you in 4th gear homie? I would spank you at top speed!Its all good though!! Later man..Yeah Later.Time to paint a horse on the fender!

 

I had to cut the prettiest little 6 year old dead girl out of a car about a month ago. My Captain is a 28 year veteran of the fire service and he stood there and openly wept as we were doing it. Victim of street racing....

 

Yeah that sucks..I seen a co-worker of mine run over a 15 year old girl at a street race once. She ran out in the middle of the road when they were racing.I seen a biker get t Boned by a Vega Pro Street car and killed in front of my eyes once...Like I said it was crazy to do and not something Do much of anymore at my age.

 

Weren't you tryin to sell that car? Now you can tell any perspective buyers that it beat a Saleen Mustang now ! Yes and we all know that street racin IS dangerous but it's his choice, so save the baby killin' for the devil worshipers alright?
-Jesse

 

hahaha..Yeah I was trying,but not too hard ya know!! I have A Cuda that i want to sell instead..This damn car has grown on me...I have a thing for four speeds and Big Blocks..

 

ya know,this could have been a pretty cool storyif you had said you met up on a deserted road,or a traffic free highway,but jesus man,you blew two red lights before forth gear...that's not to smart dude,,besides your in cally,ain,t there a dragstrip every three miles or so?oh shit that's right,this ain't '65.........fuck it,the dogs gotta eatsome speed sometimes i guess.....just be carefull.

 

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Wtf?!..being the shit disturber I am,I kept fuckin with him...

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Bonehead.
Watching Fast and Furious reruns again ?




Shit like that gives Hot Rodders a bad name.

 

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Yeah that sucks..I seen a co-worker of mine run over a 15 year old girl at a street race once. She ran out in the middle of the road when they were racing.I seen a biker get t Boned by a Vega Pro Street car and killed in front of my eyes once...Like I said it was crazy to do and not something Do much of anymore at my age.

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So you've seen all this shit and you still feel the need to run 100mph on city streets?

Why is no one here surprised?

JH

 

Oh Jesus here we go..Chime in...Chime in little Gremlins... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

I would have done the same thing if put into your position marcus. I would have probably taken 4th a little farther than you, endangered many more lives, but it would have been worth it. I think of all of the things that can go wrong after I do them, especially when I have a chance to do something like you did with that mustang. So I'm young and dumb, but hell, I do have fun doing what I do.

 

Yeah I'm 32 and I know better...But like a quote from one of the greatest movies "Sometimes You just gotta say.. What The Fuck!"

 

And your the first one to Bitch when something goes wrong.


Running Red lights at probably 100+ mph for no reason,
then bragging about it on the Internet,
and you wonder why people think you are an Idiot.

Probably because you have proven just that.

 

Seems to me I read that story somewhere before...minus a few small changes....

Also, unless you squirted it in third...that Mustang woulda been in the next COUNTY before ya caught up to him with a stock 390 tank being rowed through the gears like that!

"Yeah? It mighta been better if he'd cracked up the car!" - Robert Duvall as Harry Hogg

 

Ian Ian Ian..Boy oh boy..First of all I dont wonder why people think I'm an Idiot,because I know I'm not for one and second I could give Two fucks either way what people think of me..especially behind a computer screen..But please feel free to amuse yourself with your mundane posts and thrash talking..And Fat Hack..It happened just like I said..I sware it did man... really..??

 

OK OK I know I'm a newbie here,but it took a little while to understand not to read anything by Marcus.But since I did read this one last time,I gotta say,you are one stupid motherfucker.Kill somebody using your car as your replacement dick,sure hope you've got the money to pay your way out of it.So you race a heavy ass,worn out POS Galaxie on the street.WOW...Bet it turns at least 19s in the quarter.And you said that you don't give a fuck what anybody thinks about you...That's obvious,since you get so much shit back after you post your fucking stupid little bullshit.Do you have nothing better than to waste HAMB space with another "Day in the life of Marcus"? OK let me have it.BTW,I'm the guy you bought the flattie Cad intake from a few years back,you know,the guy you tried to fuck over on the shipping.Do everybody a favor,get a fucking life,and shut up.

 

Don't they still put people under the jail for that kind of stuff in town? Hack, catching him in fourth sounds about right unless these new Mustangs are a lot faster than my old 66 K code coupe with 389 gears was. (most likely just past the 1/4 mile line though)

 

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Hack, catching him in fourth sounds about right unless these new Mustangs are a lot faster than my old 66 K code coupe with 389 gears was. (most likely just past the 1/4 mile line though)

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Man, they never built a muscle car in the day that has it on new muscle...pure and simple. 1/4 times on new cars blow away the classics.

I love the classics and the real muscle cars, but hell I can't tell you how many mags have compaired the greats with the new iron and the new iron wins...pure and simple.

Sure some guys have some modified hot rodded cars that eat ricers, stangs, and so on...but on average most classic muscle cars with the simple standard bolt ons have real trouble with the newer cars.

I still to this day remember back in the 80's when I had my 69 GTO Judge and one of the closest races I ever had (at the track thank you) was with a damn 87 GNX...with my gears and all my mods that thing was on me so hard that I damn near tore that car up beating that dang Buick...

Jump to today and as fast as those GN's and GNX's were they have a hard time with the last F bodies and some stangs with mods today.

A guy in Dallas that hung on the DFW stang net (the biggest board in the area for the nuts, want to be's, and real street and strip types) had a GN that was a legend at the local tracks and even he sometimes would get blasted by a 5.0, 4.6, or some form of F body...and sometimes a big block chevy would beat him.

The new cars off the bat have a lot going for them and are alot easier to work with in many ways

My 04 Mach 1 would have it all over most big block boats...hell, I have a 62 with a 409 and one of those back in the day was only good for high high 12's or 13's with a ton of money in them...hell Dyno Don won it all with a 12.84 if I remember right. That time is some super simple back yard bolt ons for a f body or stang.

My dads best buddy has a original pretty much stock 66 Fairlane GT with a 390 and a stick and on its best day it could not take my Mach.

Not to be picking on ya Marcus, but I gotta call BS on beating the GT with your car unless it was a numbnut kid with a auto.

I like FE's, just like I love W blocks...but they are freaking boat anchors in many ways.

Just looking at the picture of your car and the rubber on back and I don't see that thing doing much more than 16 in the 1/4 unless you have some serious bucks in that mill...and traction is out of the question.

That thing would take a bit o time to get to 100...a GT would be gone...

Just my .02

 

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OK OK I know I'm a newbie here,but it took a little while to understand not to read anything by Marcus.But since I did read this one last time,I gotta say,you are one stupid motherfucker.Kill somebody using your car as your replacement dick,sure hope you've got the money to pay your way out of it.So you race a heavy ass,worn out POS Galaxie on the street.WOW...Bet it turns at least 19s in the quarter.And you said that you don't give a fuck what anybody thinks about you...That's obvious,since you get so much shit back after you post your fucking stupid little bullshit.Do you have nothing better than to waste HAMB space with another "Day in the life of Marcus"? OK let me have it.BTW,I'm the guy you bought the flattie Cad intake from a few years back,you know,the guy you tried to fuck over on the shipping.Do everybody a favor,get a fucking life,and shut up.

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Well said! Where is Germ for this one?

 

Marcus,

Your a fucking faggot dude.

Danny

 

There's old driver and there's bold drivers...But there ain't NO OLD BOLD DRIVERS !! Thier all DEAD!! Keep drivin like HELL and YOU'LL GET THERE!

I only hope and pray that you don't take anybody with you.

Chuck Fish

 

ill have to chime in for this one. im in no way against street racing but thats cause im 23 and still dont know any better. i liked the story. and i belive it. my civic is down a few cars ona stangs untill i hit third. best damn gear in a honda. any way i street race often and ive been to the strip. the strip is for sure more fun. but the rush of a outa the blue race is lotsa fun too. i hardley ever go past 4grand in 3rd on a street race, by then its clear who won. but i guess im a dumb ass for thinking the way i do. or i just have yet to see the end results of a race gone wrong. but im sure i will some day. no matter how much every one may preech its not you in that driver seat and its not you that has to deal with the guilt if some one fucks up.but hell people die at the drag strip all the time. nothing is perfect. sure doing 100+ on city streets puts you at risk. but hell your going to go some time right? whos to say when.......

Bryan
hell aint half full speed on brother!

 

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Marcus,

Your a fucking faggot dude.

Danny

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he might be a fucking faggot,???
maybe he is.......
But at least he doesn't go telling everyone..
You do though
cause only a FAGGOT would be called PSYCHOBILLY BOI....!!!
are you a SUICIDE GIRLS FAN?????

Yeah OI! bro......



R.I.P to the MOTHER FUCKING """"BRUISERS""""....
BLOOD for BLOOD(tm)

YEAH MAN 100 on the streets,....
with a bindle of COKE in the ashtray.......

"Hot rodding" ..........It use to be something that only MEN who were SHOT UP on REBELLION ,with their BALLS against the speeding BELT SANDER would even be involved in.......

Nowadays it's been LIBERATED and FAGORIZED(tm) with ROLE MODELS and RULES.....and T.V. shows, and ARTY FARTY KUSTOM KULTURE CLUBS of BULLSHIT,,,,

it's a SOCIAL THING now, with HEROES which made it lose it's elusiveness and it's LAWLESSNESS.....

REBELLION and COMMON sense can be the corner stone a great piece of ass......and unless your RICKY RACER, you dont even have to WEAR a SKI MASK.....

I built HOT RODS cause I was a GANGSTER,
cause the kids around me were MINI TRUCKING,.........

Most of you should worry about how you BUILD them rather then HOW you drive them.......

and MARCUS.

I'll bring the METH to billet proof..

GERM

 

Hey Germ,

Maybe man maybe, but I dont need to drag race everyone and brag about it to reafirm how macho I am. As for the MEN who were SHOT UP on REBELLION, with their BALLS against the speeding BELT SANDER go ask them if they'd be happy about killing someone. Is it worth killing someone in a crash? I'm happy for Marcus or any other boy racer out there to wipe themselves out - pitty its usualy the prettiest little 6 year old and 15 year old girl that get killed. How bout the perdestrian walking accross the road that gets fucked over by the person running the red light?

Danny


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Marcus,

Your a fucking faggot dude.

Danny

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he might be a fucking faggot,???
maybe he is.......
But at least he doesn't go telling everyone..
You do though
cause only a FAGGOT would be called PSYCHOBILLY BOI....!!!
are you a SUICIDE GIRLS FAN?????

Yeah OI! bro......



R.I.P to the MOTHER FUCKING """"BRUISERS""""....
BLOOD for BLOOD(tm)

YEAH MAN 100 on the streets,....
with a bindle of COKE in the ashtray.......

"Hot rodding" ..........It use to be something that only MEN who were SHOT UP on REBELLION ,with their BALLS against the speeding BELT SANDER would even be involved in.......

Nowadays it's been LIBERATED and FAGORIZED(tm) with ROLE MODELS and RULES.....and T.V. shows, and ARTY FARTY KUSTOM KULTURE CLUBS of BULLSHIT,,,,

it's a SOCIAL THING now, with HEROES which made it lose it's elusiveness and it's LAWLESSNESS.....

REBELLION and COMMON sense can be the corner stone a great piece of ass......and unless your RICKY RACER, you dont even have to WEAR a SKI MASK.....

I built HOT RODS cause I was a GANGSTER,
cause the kids around me were MINI TRUCKING,.........

Most of you should worry about how you BUILD them rather then HOW you drive them.......

and MARCUS.

I'll bring the METH to billet proof..

GERM


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to reaffirm MACHOISM *I usually look for the GUY with a big bag of SUGAR BOOGER, a HOT CHICK on his BALLS, and a SALINAS BOYS club shirt on.....

Not some guy trying to HIPPIE-ATE(tm) my CONSCIENCE with his DRIVERS ED manual on SAFETY.....

dont you homos drive on the wrong side?
I'm not scared of TATTOOES and CAM SHAFTS,



so go be OI! but be sure to wear the right braces........

 

Hey Billy Boy bend over and I'll show you a real man....I come from the land down under..Where women glow and POSERS WONDER....Cant you hear cant you here MY THUNDER..You better run you better take Cover!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

The guy who I bought the Cad intake from...you mean on ebay?!! And explain to me How I fucked you ,if I bought it from you?!! Unless YOU Yourself were the one doing the fuckin! Bitch please!! Go jerk yourself off with my trademark cheesegrader!! ahhahahahaha!! I love this shit!!!!

 

You are quite possibly the dumbest person I've ever run across.
Are you one of those losers who isn't really this dumb but just acts like it by making up stories to tell the rest of the guys so you can fit in, even though it's just to be the butt of jokes and ridicule, or are you really this dumb and we're all patiently watching and waiting for you to Darwin yourself on out?

The fact that you brag about racing in traffic, blowing through red lights and actually having seen people get killed from street racing, and having absolutely no care in the world that somebody's family just got the worst heartache imaginable doesn't even concern you?
Hey, most rodders have street raced, and yeah I've done it too--but there's a difference between being on a back road with nothing but trees to stop you, and city streets with other innocent people! And Christ allmighty, blowing a red light just to beat a fucking Mustang?! Even an idiot would think "Hey, light's turning red, better lift." It takes a real special kind of dumbfuck to intentionally blow a red while street racing. And it takes a real Short Bus kinda dumbfuck to blow through two of them.
And now that I've got a son, whose life would be totally fucked up if I died or went to prison for manslaughter, I've pretty much decided street racing isn't worth it.
I just can't imagine not caring about other, innocent people. What the fuck?!
And the only way that POS car would go faster than a new Mustang is if they were both falling off a cliff. Open differential, skinny-ass tires, 4-speed. And if the rear suspension is half as worn out as the front (AND YOU'RE STREET RACING WITH A WORN OUT FRONT END?!)...versus a new engine, better traction, TracLoc, fresh rear suspension, lighter car...Pull the needle out of your arm.

I think I read you're about the same age as me (33). You haven't had kids, have you? I'm serious--we don't need bumblefucks like you creating replacements for bumblefucks like you.
By this age, yeah, you should know better. 16 and doing it is one thing. By the time you're in your early 20s, you should have your head out of your ass.

-Brad

 

ba hahahahahaha!!! I love it love it !!! YES!! Let me have it... Do you feel better yet? Did you get it all out honey? Its the whole truth and nothing but the truth your honor...So help me..bahaha .And yes I do have kids and oh man thanks for passing judgement on the intellect of my offspring,your wisdom has enlightened me oh mighty one..bahahaha..my children are both in honors classes if you must know.But thanks for your concern,I wouldnt want the world to end... bahahaha...

 

It takes alot of SKILL to do a LINE of BLOW, while your driving.
c.d. cases work good for the table, and your DRIVERS LICENSE makes the best tool to chop it up while behind the wheel......
Now snorting is easy.......

use a MC DONALDS straw cause they are the FATTER ones....

just make the drunk bitch your driving home to molest hold the steering wheel.
I would let her CHOP it up,
But then of course she would roll the window down, and the coke would blow all over the floor of the car.......

The only reason she's with me anyways, is because my COCK is huge, i fuck her like I been in prison for a 10 year stretch and I have good coke and fast cars.....

You guys have the HENRY FORD CLINIC,
I have the BETTY FORD<
we can still co exist.......

 

guys who usually don't have good COKE, drive PRIMERED 60's cars or have FOOT PRINT gas PEDDLES