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Chalk one up for the Full Size Ford!! Street Race!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Cadillacin Marcus, Jun 28, 2004.

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  1. They have no respect for my ability to Drag a Stang shift gears and try to find a good vein,and scratch my nuts all at the same time...Not even the most skilled Truck driver can do that! Jeremiah WAS A Bullfrog!!
     
  2. metalshapes
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
    Posts: 11,130

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    so go be OI!


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    It looks like you have got your continents confused.
    Your rant would be more effective if you were a little more accurate...

    Just some insight from your favorite " back cheering **** from magoo country,TM "
     
  3. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
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    from Norco, CA


    Hey, IGNA****, go do it again, why dontcha?

    Maybe your ****ing *****ic *** will cleanse your MENTALLY DEFECTIVE dna from the pool....by wrapping that ****box around a POLE.

    Street racing, speeding, whatever, fine. But I ****ing draw the line at the red light running.

    Suppose there was a guy riding a motorcycle who had the green... and you DIDNT hit him, but he hadda dump his bike at speed to avoid you... Lets see, that could cause anything from nothing.... to loss of a limb, paralysis, or bleeding out on the street.... ***uming he DIDNT even hit his head on anything.

    Do the world a favor and do a Kurt Cobain on yourself, or take a bath with the boombox or something.... I bet if a cop caught you and you wound up in COUNTY, youda done yourself in after becoming someone's *****....

    ****ing human garbage... hell if anyone cares what you do to yourself... but face it, you're too much of a ****ing idiot to be entrusted with the safety of others....

    Theres only a couple of degrees of separation between YOU and that walking bag of **** that beat the poor guy in texas with the pipe... you just MISSED this time... you should be PREVENTED from attempting anythng similar ever agian...



     
  4. dehudso
    Joined: Sep 25, 2003
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    dehudso
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    Marcus. I can only get 91 octane around Castro Valley. Where is the 92 coming from?
     
  5. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    Where is there 92 in the whole ****ing state? I HOPE one of his SEVENTEEN distinct personalities was making this **** up...
     
  6. williebill
    Joined: Mar 1, 2004
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    Read it again,slowly,Marcus,I said TRIED to **** over,that's not really a big deal,you had to pay the freight anyway,or not get it.Thanks for the quote from Men at Work,now I can't get that song out of my head.I'm not going to reply to any more of this ****,like I said,get a life,shut up,and you are a stupid mother****er.What's the matter,BAD attention is better than NO attention?Guess this whole thread pissed me off cause I've lost 2 friends over the years to this kind of stupid ****.And ALWAYS the guy at fault is some stupid,worthless,broke dumb*** who isn't held accountable for his actions.Let this thread die,please
     
  7. Come on man, I know you thrive on the beatings you get from here, but think about it...if it was your kids, honor students and all, wouldn't you want to see them become something great? And give you beautiful smart grandkids, etc...
    Or would you want them to be paralyzed and in a vegitative state because some joker was p***ing on the wrong side of the road to get around the guy he's racing..and hit head on...
    I didnt say they got killed, because its actually easier on you...
    My mom works with these type of kids every day. You should volunteer at the hospital just to see, since you dont know.
    7 people dead and dozens critcally injured on the main drag through here in the last 6 months...
    One was 2 days ago, my neighbor got killed by a street racer in Feb, all 4 of her kids were injured. The 4 year old is in a full body cast with brain damage..
    I'm not much older than you, but I have alot to lose, that I worked my *** off for. And I think you do too. It would be stupid to lose it all over some race.
    See, if you really have kids, its not you that loses, its them..if you kill or maim someone, everything you have is gone, your kids have no dad, (even if youre a ****ty one, its better than none), and you can go to jail, where I guess you can prove yourself as a true man.
    And I wont even call you an *** this time, as you know you are one already...
     
  8. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
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    "my children are both in honors cl***es if you must know"

    So, your situation is just like that movie with Sean Penn when he plays that Sam guy...I get it now.

    (sorry, could not resist [​IMG])
     
  9. zonkola
    Joined: Nov 29, 2002
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    zonkola
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    from NorCal

    Marcus is the black hole of HAMB drama--everyone within 25 pixels of one of his posts gets ****ed in...
     
  10. Oh yes coming from a guy with all the cl*** of a can of generic beer and stale pistachios!! bahahahaha!!! Comical man just comical!! Really good material..Try the amature comedy circuit yet? Oh wait I should have mentioned that the light turned green right as I went through the intersection,both times,yeah yeah thats the ticket......Damn I should have edited that part first...hmmm.. oh well
     
  11. Damn the replies are coming in too fast..that was for Burnup, that last one there....now back to your regular programming...Damn thats right its is 91 Octane these days.. oh well..... So your saying you don't believe me?! [​IMG] Is that what you guys are telling me? gee whiz, Well whats it matter? Why are you wasting so much of your "Quality Time" time with your replies? Well don't you guys have a life? Man you should really get one of them......In the words of Sonny and Cher..And the beat goes on....
     
  12. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    Are you killing yourself yet?

    Please? You really SHOULD, you know... you'll be MUCH happier that way, and so will we.

    Better borrow...uh, excuse me, in your case, STEAL a video camera to tape it while you do it, cause we wont beleive you if you come back and post that you just DID...
     
  13. Mild Mitch
    Joined: Nov 5, 2001
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    I've always figured you for the Village Idiot and Total Loser. I don't care what Germ thinks of you, you've proved to be ***** of incredible proportions tonite.

    If you indeed did pull this **** off with that piece of ****, and then come here and brag about it? You're a bigger ***** than I ever dreamed.

    Didn't your Mommy give you any attention when you were a little *****?
     
  14. AHHHHHHH Sheeeeit...Big yawn...Stretch...In the words of The Spaniels..Goodnight Sweethearts well its time to go....Can' wait to read the replies tomorrow....Maybe tomorrow I will race a new vette down a 25 MPH residential neighboorhood run over a couple of kids and a teenage chick Beat him with only two gears and blown head gasket,while I take mad hits from my crack pipe,try an out run the cops...get arrested..no wait wait..get into a suicide by cop situation...get shot because the cops think my piston gear shift knob was a gun....Damn I'm saving this blurb....
     
  15. bigfive
    Joined: Oct 3, 2003
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    from south L.A.

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    guys who usually don't have good COKE, drive PRIMERED 60's cars or have FOOT PRINT gas PEDDLES

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    good coke? whos got good coke? this fool CRACKS me up!
     
  16. Village idiot in a virtual world...Thats some heavy ****.. Burnup I have responded to you all that I care to..you should seek proper therapy for your anger repression.. Mild Mitch had an itch that he couldnt scratch,come to find he really had a big ole itchy ******...
     
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    ? Oh wait I should have mentioned that the light turned green right as I went through the intersection,both times

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Regardless of that fact it was still your intention to blow through a red light. You remind me of one of those little ****ers that blew through a red light while street racting and t boned a family friend killing him in his car while he was on his way home after his shift. Maybe you should talk to his widow and 2 kids about why street racing is cool you ****er! [​IMG]
     
  18. burtrido
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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  19. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    Dumb***, what sort of finality of correspondance occurs from asking me QUESTIONS? There is only ONE, FINAL answer for all your troubles anyway, as stated earlier.

    As such, reading your obituary will be VERRRY the****utic, so, please, get on with it already.

    Gene-pool cleansing TECH for YOU:

    Dont forget, slit them DIAGONALLY, that way the arteries AND the veins can drain out faster. And razor blades are just for the movies, to be more effective, you want to use a serrated kitchen knife. Take a whole bunch of aspirin 1/2 hour before hand, too. Thins the blood out and staves off that troublesome coagulation.
     
  20. The Ego on you is quite Large,at least something on you is..Do you actually believe I would ever kill myself over this lame *** ****? bahahaha..Some of You guys are the biggest ****in uptight Nerd biscuits on the planets...Like I said you could stick a lump of coal up most of your ***es and get diamonds... my posts get you mad and get the blood pressure going? Good!!At least some of you are alive! ****!! Hate me? Want to kick my ***? Good!! Have you figured out that this is just a computer messageboard yet?
     
  21. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    Ever tried ******* on an electric fence?

    Maybe self-defenestration?

    Jack and coke and codeine? No, not cola....

    As I replied on one of those numerous PM's you sent after you said you wouldnt send any more...

    Telling you to go kill yourself is a SCIENTIFIC persuit... Enquiring minds want to acertain the DEPTH of your stupidity!

    BTW, folks, he now strongly infers he made the story up, so the joke is on US, I guess.

     
  22. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
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    YES MARCUS has KIDS,
    and YES they are both HONOR STUDENTS,............
    you guys ask how can this be POSSIBLE??
    it is TRUE,,,,,
    They are also VERY VERY good looking KIDS, they will get alot of *****ES and be ****ING tons of ****S by the 6th grade...

    HOW???
    THERES NO WAY
    RIGHT?
    WELL.........
    its

    Cause I was ****ing his wife while he was HORSE TRADING on ebay, and I got her PREGNANT both times.........

    so he better raise SHIPPING costs, like he's RAISING my kids...




    well let me explain the CONCEPT after I SNORKLE this DISCO DUSTER of NASAL GENOCIDE that i Just chopped up on the FRAMED NANCY REAGAN portrait I received in school when I told them I was DRUG FREE.............

    I got the PICTURE, cause there wasn't anything more powerful then my WORD....
    This was before O.J. cut the white ***** up, and got away....

    This was before some GAY SCIENTIST invented the DRUG TEST, so he could know if his BEARDED boyfriend was SMOKING ****S and COKE behind his dumb ***.....................

    so It was easy to believe.......

    BURNEDUP you remind me of the PUPPETS I have CREATED for THE CHURCH OF GERM.......

    the KOOL AID will come soon...

    XOXOXOXOXOXO

    "gerMETHLAB"..
     
  23. Hey don't look now but your insecurity is showing through.whats your facsination with me and my death? are you obssessed with me?Sounds like you have a hang up... Are you ****in kidding me...I mean Your talking about death and suicide over a Bench Racing post...Can you dig any deeper for **** to come up with? dude the only thing thats burned up is your sense of humor and maybe your stash ..
    Tell me is it difficult to be a follower? zzzzzzzzz
     
  24. burtrido
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 233

    burtrido
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    Let it go guys , He's too stupid to learn.
     
  25. Thats true..My sperm count was too low from selling it all on ebay....It was kinda like the movie Rosemarys Baby..
     
  26. NO Dont let it Go!!! Burtrido its better than Learning to be stupid... Oh!! Rimshot!
     
  27. Zeke
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 1,716

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    Hey you two, quit ****ing with the children's heads. Damn if you two can't be more confusing that that episode where Pee Wee and Cowboy Curtis were naked in the hot tub spanking off on Conky the Robot doing Miss Yvonne.
     
  28. Word Up.. Does anyone still use that one??
     
  29. Zeke is one of the cool ones!! Love ya man....
     
  30. Zodoff
    Joined: Aug 9, 2002
    Posts: 526

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    Haha,its a STORY about racing some cars.
    A good old TRADITIONAL story,where he wins in the end.

    Chill!

    Z. [​IMG]
     
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